1) Wash face, of course. Either Mario Badescu Cucumber Cleansing Gel or Neutrogena Pore-Refining Wash thingie. I don't function well in the mornings, so it's whatever I grab first.

2) Toner. Either Mario Badescu Keratoplast Cleansing Lotion or Burt's Bees Garden Tomato Toner.

3) Moisturizer: Neutrogena Oil-Free moisturizer SPF 15. I never leave the house without SPF 15 something on, because I'm Malfoy-pale and don't take well to the sun.

4) Lip balm: Lush Lip Service. But I should switch to something with sunblock.

5) Foundation: MAC Select Tint SPF 15 NC20 (why don't they make this in NC15??), then Studio Fix NC15.

6) Fling brow crayon, then eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara. I usually pick out my makeup the night before, because I am really that nonfunctional in the morning.

6a) Fix mascara blots on eyelids.

7) Blush.

8 ) Lip liner and/or lipstick and/or gloss, depending on what I do with my eyes.

9) be 10 minutes late for work.