Sanjaya Malakar is my WTF of the week...

MAC_Pixie04 · 03-29-2007, 12:00 AM #1 (**permalink**)

So the little androgynous Indian boy on American Idol has successfully made me say "What the f*ck" outloud to my television set every single week since the show restarted. It's usually because of his hair. Every week it's something different. One week he has curls like a five year old girl, one week he has a blow out that's sleeker than any hair model's, and one week he looks like a part of the Partridge Family reject squad...
But this week, my "What the f*ck" moment was especially sincere and perplexed...

What the f*ck...This kid has a "fauxhawk" comprised of 7 itty bitty little ponytails running up the center of his head.

WHY? Oh...and he butchered Gwen Stefani's "Bathwater" and now I can never enjoy it again. This kid sucks at singing, but I assume he's only staying in the competition because people are anxious to see what the f*ck he's gonna do with his hair week after week.

So this week, Sanjaya has earned my first official WTF.

Juneplum · 03-29-2007, 12:06 AM #2 (**permalink**)

so true! i dunno WHAT that hair was!!! i saw it on yahoo this morning and was like:eek2:

♥MiCHiE♥ · 03-29-2007, 12:06 AM #3 (**permalink**)

He looks like a member of the crazy Jackson family. I am not even watching Idol this season. I don't understand why people continue to vote for people to win, but won't buy their music. Oh yeah....the voting is free.

MAC_Pixie04 · 03-29-2007, 12:18 AM #4 (**permalink**)

I did my hair like his with some clips lol to amuse myself. So I'm sitting here with four little clipped balls going up my head. Now, people would think I was effing crazy...but this kid will still be in the running next week!

WTF!!!

Beauty Mark · 03-29-2007, 12:18 AM #5 (**permalink**)

The music is technically free, if you illegally download it, too.

So that's who everyone is talking about! I've never watched AI. I've liked some of Kelly Clarkson's songs, but that's about it. No one has really impressed me, and I don't like TV where people seemed to get kicks out of being mean.

MsCuppyCakes · 03-29-2007, 01:38 AM #6 (**permalink**)

Howard Stern, from Sirius Radio, has viewers calling in and voting for Sanjay. That's why he is still on the show. Take note of Simon's sarcastic, albeit on the money, comments.

glamdoll · 03-29-2007, 04:20 AM #7 (**permalink**)

This is what he would look like if he shaved his head
its crappy PS. but I just wanted to see.

go to

www.votefortheworst.com
that is the reason why he is still there!!

but yeah i dont watch Idol either
not this season anyway

prinzessin784 · 03-29-2007, 11:30 AM #8 (**permalink**)

ugh he's horrible. I am so sad that Chris Sligh was voted off last night

But Chris Richardson is a hottie

aziza · 03-29-2007, 06:36 PM #9 (**permalink**)

Usually I'm a huge fan of mohawks and fauxhawks but this was some terrible sh*t.

Professor Fate · 03-30-2007, 01:18 AM #10 (**permalink**)

i love fucking with the american idol formula for success. i have been voting for this fucking goofball as much as possible.

Shawna · 03-30-2007, 12:40 PM #11 (**permalink**)

I was so mad that Sanjaya kept making it through, but now it all makes sense. It's actually pretty funny now that I saw the VFTW website

I will miss Chris Sligh though

He was so funny and quick witted.

MxAxC-_ATTACK · 03-30-2007, 12:53 PM #12 (**permalink**)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Fate

i love fucking with the american idol formula for success. i have been voting for this fucking goofball as much as possible.

haha an amazing idea!

i dont watch american Idol. but I do catch clips of it on "the soup" and our local news shows "Good day L.A" and he doesnt even know half of the words to the songs he is singing! its fantastic.

sabn786 · 04-03-2007, 04:08 PM #13 (**permalink**)

oh mann this kid is making everyone crazy..i think i read somewhere that simon said if he wins he wont be back for AI next season..watch hes gonna win..its pretty much a huge joke now..but i love chris richardson and blake lewis..major hotties

MAC_Pixie04 · 04-05-2007, 01:12 AM #14 (**permalink**)

honestly, i stopped caring about AI after cycle 2. even people who don't win get somehing. Clay Aiken, Katharine McPhee...dare I say, Jennifer Hudson?? All you have to do is audition and get your audition played on the air before the show starts, you'll get at least 15 if not 30 minutes of fame. There's no point anymore. And it's not geniuine. If someone really can sing and they want a record deal, they'll go out and do it the way people did it before this stupid show: get your determined ass out there and work for it.