Christian Louboutin Beauty -- COMING SOON?

[ashievic]

I took a CPR class and one guy was huge. Not fat, just a big man. As in like 6-4, well built. Dumb as a box of rocks. He actually asked "how long do I have to do CPR? When can I call time of death?"
The joke has been since then, if you need CPR do not have this guy around. Heck if Donald Duck can do his own CPR, this might be a better alternative then this jerk doing it for you.

 

[awickedshape]

You need to write a book Ash.  If that poorly written 50 shades crap made that woman so rich, you could easily do it!

Thumbs up!

That's not a Sugar Daddy, that's a Sugar Grandpa :haha:

 

[JerseyGirl]

I would have to make it fiction, no one would believe the true adventures of Ash.....sometimes I tempted when asked in a job interview, "why do you want to work here?" Many a time I have seriously considered saying to pay for my makeup, you moron.

Yes, of course....fiction.

But you have so much material to work with....

Just change a few names here and there....

 

[awickedshape]

[@]ashievic[/@] did you see the 3 totes for the NM beauty event?

 

[Vineetha]

That's not a Sugar Daddy, that's a Sugar Grandpa :haha:

 

[KiKi Kontour]

Sugar Daddy's are too demanding. I know I dated a few. My father nearly killed me when he found out I was dating a guy 5 years then he is. It didn't help it was in a local magazine for a charity event, and there I was in the pic with the guy. I was 24 and the guy was 64. Had more money then God, but just was too much work. I laugh, he is still dating 24 year olds now and he is 74. Plus he was not hot. Daddy had a "come to Jesus" discussion with me. He said no older then 20 years then me. Current boyfriend is 10 years older. Daddy can't say much. Since that is the age difference between him and Mama.

lololol. i've always said i wanted a sugar daddy...im talkin anna nicole and j howard OLD!! i figure they dnt need much but a wrinkled ball massage, kids old as me so they out the house and they just want a companion n trophy...im down!!

 

[awickedshape]

lololol. i've always said i wanted a sugar daddy...im talkin anna nicole and j howard OLD!! i figure they dnt need much but a wrinkled ball massage, kids old as me so they out the house and they just want a companion n trophy...im down!!

 

[elegant-one]

lololol. i've always said i wanted a sugar daddy...im talkin anna nicole and j howard OLD!! i figure they dnt need much but a wrinkled ball massage, kids old as me so they out the house and they just want a companion n trophy...im down!!

 

[NaomiH]

   [COLOR=0000FF]Don't ignore the sheers Ernie------we need those too!![/COLOR]    [COLOR=0000FF]What a gorgeous color!!!![/COLOR]   [COLOR=0000FF] Nice selection there Naomi!!!!   Miss Loubi huh?  So then you can't  stop at 6[/COLOR]:shrugs: [COLOR=0000FF]Keep it going!!!![/COLOR] :haha:

My wallet is hating this thread :lol:

 

[NaomiH]

:lmao: you have fallen hard & fast buddy :bigthumb: :happydance:

It's all ya'lls fault! I knew I shouldn't of peeped in here. :lol:

 

[Medgal07]

Zoulou https://instagram.com/p/7V10CkB3hT/

AWS, do you think it looks much lighter here?

 

[Medgal07]

Dear Student Loans,

I have encountered an unexpected financial hardship. Although the cause is listed as one of the so-called approved reasons for hardship. Please add this to the list.

1. Christian Louboutin has released incredible lip products. That will help my lips from being chapped in the winter months looming ahead.

2. I am doing research on these products, for the betterment of all.

If you are man, ask your wife, she will understand and support your decision in foregoing my loan payment for the next few months.

Thanks,

Ash

Ash, sometimes I have trouble admitting you're my MD (MAKEUP DAUGHTER)

Although you are quite creative!
Love,
MM

 

[Medgal07]

To me it looks like Negligee??? Of course I could be wrong.

I'd have to see them side/side. Oh and First Time too.

 

[Medgal07]

That's not a Sugar Daddy, that's a Sugar Grandpa

 

[Medgal07]

You need to write a book Ash. If that poorly written 50 shades crap made that woman so rich, you could easily do it!

 

[Medgal07]

Sugar Daddy's are too demanding. I know I dated a few. My father nearly killed me when he found out I was dating a guy 5 years then he is. It didn't help it was in a local magazine for a charity event, and there I was in the pic with the guy. I was 24 and the guy was 64. Had more money then God, but just was too much work. I laugh, he is still dating 24 year olds now and he is 74. Plus he was not hot. Daddy had a "come to Jesus" discussion with me. He said no older then 20 years then me. Current boyfriend is 10 years older. Daddy can't say much. Since that is the age difference between him and Mama.

Brings back memories of SATC when Samantha dated an old guy----he walked away showing his sagging butt cheeks and she ran from his mansion totally horrified.

 

[Medgal07]

lololol. i've always said i wanted a sugar daddy...im talkin anna nicole and j howard OLD!! i figure they dnt need much but a wrinkled ball massage, kids old as me so they out the house and they just want a companion n trophy...im down!!

....and here I though there was hope for you Kiki

 

[Medgal07]

It's all ya'lls fault! I knew I shouldn't of peeped in here.

You're in deep now

No getting out!!!

 

[awickedshape]

  [COLOR=0000FF]AWS, do you think it looks much lighter here?[/COLOR]

Yes! You know I feel it might be lighter on me so I'm on pause lol

 

[Vineetha]

  [COLOR=0000FF]I'd have to see them side/side.  Oh and First Time too.[/COLOR]

I am hoping I will get mine Tomm!! If so I will compare it for you!! The Nordstrom tracking though is yet to update :dunno: