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  1. crystalpenguin13

    "work friendly" makeup (ugh)

    So i work for a certain upscale lingerie company (yes, THAT one), and we just got a new store manager who tells me my makeup isn't "professional" enough, that i need to do something more natural (she suggested going for a makeover at clinique *shudder*). i should add that while i'm definitely...
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    breakin' the specktra cherry...AKA attack of the killer forehead

    PLEASE BE GENTLE!!!!! eh, just kidding; i know i can take it 8) and i already know my eyebrows look like they're fixing to jump off my face and attack a small child. the eyes... the face (not for the weak of stomach)... and the obligatory myspace over-the-head...
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    hello from florida, god's waiting room ;)

    hello. my name is whitney, and i'm a macaholic. (chorus of, "hi, whitney")
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