Another board made me think of this, and LAUGH!

[Shimmer]

Someone asked if anyone'd ever been flirted with by their teacher(s)...so I had to respond with this story:

ha this makes me laugh...
Back when my brother was 14 (I'm 18 at this time) I snuck him into the bar with a friend of mine.
We were all sitting around, he was nervous as a cat shitting razor blades, but it was cool
The lead singer of the band was HOT. Like...yum. HOT HOT HOT HOT. And we'd been eye f*cking each other for awhile.
ANYWAY...
Rob and I stood up to go do something (play pool, get a drink..whatever) and someone just JERKS him around and says "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING HERE?????"
I immediately jump in front of Rob and am like "He wasn't doing ANYTHING. We've just been sitting here ALL NIGHT bullsh*tting!!"
Rob's almost hyperventilating, and Gerald isn't much better (our friend we were with) at this point and I'm still yammering and Rob grabs me and says "JAMIE!! This is my SPANISH TEACHER!!! Mr. XXXXXX"

Holy.

Crap.

I'd been flirting, dancing, and almost fell in bed with my brother's spanish teacher.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Juneplum]

ROFL!!!!!

HYSTERICAL!!!!

 

[Shimmer]

Yes. Yes it was.

Not to my brother though. He's still scarred.

 

[Another Janice!]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[Shimmer]

oh it's still a story told around the table.

My mom doesn't kill me for sneaking him in to the bar we went to, of course we waited like 5 years to tell her

She didn't ask about any kind of relationship I might have or might not have had with said lead singer/spanish teacher.

God that man had a nice ass.

 

[MAC_Whore]

 

[Shimmer]

YEAH I think that scared a couple years off my brother.

 

[stacey]

OMG!!! that freakin funny! oh the priceless look on your brothers face!

 

[Shimmer]

Eh.
He still goes red...and gets bugeyed.