The Perfect Aspirin Masque
Get fresh, smooth new skin with this luxurious calming and clarifying aspirin-yogurt facial, or full-body scrubby masque. Mix good plain live-culture yogurt with plain, unbuffered, uncoated aspirin in the proportions you prefer, or start with mine:
Facial masque ~ 1/2 shot glass yogurt + 10 aspirin tablets
Full body masque ~ 1/2 to 1 cup yogurt + 50 to 100 aspirin tablets
Let the aspirin soak in the yogurt for a few minutes. It will dissolve easily.
Stir it around briskly, creating a smooth, creamy, but grainy consistency.
For the face, smoothe it on gently and massage lightly. Relax for 5-15 minutes, then rinse with lukewarm water. You may also use a vibrating pulse facial applicator. If you have rough patches, focus on massaging the grains in there.
For the body, fill a tub with warm water, then massage the masque all over vigorously, focusing on any rough or dry areas. When you've covered everything well enough to feel a tingle all over from the grains of aspirin, relax in the warm water and read a magazine for half an hour while your skin benefits from the extended gently acidic soak. This is also good for preventing yeast infections.
If you are allergic or sensitive to aspirin or
any salicylates, please do not use this formula.
If you are vegan, or allergic to milk, you may substitute any good unscented moisturizer you already use, or a neutral lotion such as Cetaphil, or even applesauce. Experiment with small amounts to see what you like best.
Using the best yogurt and the biggest bottle of generic aspirin available, this home spa treatment runs about $5 for four full body & facial applications, or 16 to 32 facial masques.