Baby's First High Heels - "Heelarious" (Not so much)

[MAC_Whore]

I am absolutely floored by this. This has to be one of the stupidest ideas I have EVER seen.

High heels for infants - MSN Video

Heelarious ~ her first high heels

 

[Korms]

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I kind of imagine the same people who dress their tiny dogs up in tutus will buy these for their kids.

 

[*Stargazer*]

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You have NO idea how crazy women are until you start paying attention to some of the stuff marketed to baby girl moms.

 

[CantAffordMAC]

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Wow.

How stupid?

I can't lie...when i go shopping for babies in my family, I go a bit crazy...all the stuff is SO CUTE, and you want to buy everything...

But not these LOL. Unless it was a joke.

 

[florabundance]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC I can't lie...when i go shopping for babies in my family, I go a bit crazy...all the stuff is SO CUTE, and you want to buy everything...

aww same! i can't wait til i'm shopping for my own

but yeah. these are so not even "heelarious", even for a joke. nor are they cute. and the mum that put her baby in the ad should be ASHAMED lol.

 

[joygasm]

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Wow.
So now I'm going to see what HE-larious is about.

 

[frocher]

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I wouldn't buy them, but I think they are relatively harmless. Strange, but harmless.

 

[Shimmer]

whatever happened to babies being CUTE? Not sexy. CUTE.

 

[Willa]

I think it's funny
But I would buy them only for a special occasion, to have fun during a family reunion or something like that. I would never make her wear those IRL because it doesnt seem very good for the feet, a shoe needs to be flat.

 

[rbella]

OH Sweet Jesus.

 

[Shimmer]

Babies don't need shoes. The first shoes a baby wears should be soft sole leather to protect from anything on the ground, but to allow the foot to develop its own strength unimpeded.

 

[M.A.C. head.]

LMAO Honestly I think it's hysterical. They're soft soles, so I don't really see any problem.

I like silly stuff, so if I were ever to buy something like that for my child, it would probably be to get a rise out of everyone at a family get together or something like that.

I don't think I'd let her wear them outside, but it's funny and harmless all the same.

 

[kimmy]

who comes up with this shit?

 

[MAC_Whore]

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Originally Posted by kimmy who comes up with this shit?

Apparently a couple of board chicks who think it is "heelarious" to make babies look like prostitutes. Maybe they can do baby's first garter and thigh-highs next.

 

[Sanayhs]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAC_Whore Apparently a couple of board chicks who think it is "heelarious" to make babies look like prostitutes. Maybe they can do baby's first garter and thigh-highs next.

And baby's first corsets?

 

[*Stargazer*]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAC_Whore Apparently a couple of board chicks who think it is "heelarious" to make babies look like prostitutes. Maybe they can do baby's first garter and thigh-highs next.

Or something like this. Which is being sold in a size 4-6...

French Maid Dress Apron Choker Halloween Costume S 4-6 - eBay (item 220027797553 end time Oct-03-08 07:11:41 PDT)


or this

Available for your size six daughter...
Purrty Kitty Child Costume - Costumes

 

[MAC_Whore]

Acccckkkk! Which leads us to our yearly thread about how Halloween turned into a holiday where girls and women dress like hookers, regardless of the costume. You know, sexy nurse, sexy police woman, sexy...well, you get the point. lol

I am hoping that they come out with a toddler stipper's pole, because that is just so tasteful and classy.

 

[Korms]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAC_Whore I am hoping that they come out with a toddler stipper's pole, because that is just so tasteful and classy.

Your comment reminded me of a news story from a few years ago which reported that Tesco (large UK supermarket chain) had been forced to remove a pole dancing kit from the children's toy section in it's stores.

Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy | Mail Online

 

[jbid]

i think it's the sequel of "tweens wearing full face".
so sad...
let children be children. not mini size "femme fatale"s.

 

[Willa]

Maybe I'm wrong for thinking this, but I think it can be funny for a day, just to make a joke... but as I said, I would never make my daughter wear these shoes on a normal day.

I can't speak for the inventor, but I see it as a joke thing.
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