Cow Urine Soda?!?

anita22

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It is kinda gross, but then there are lots of other things that commonly go into food which are also pretty gross and no-one bats an eyelid at. For example, red food coloring from cochineal beetles is still common, as are ingredients that come from mold. And what about gelatine (made from bones and skin)? Ew.
 

X4biddenxLustX

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Originally Posted by anita22
It is kinda gross, but then there are lots of other things that commonly go into food which are also pretty gross and no-one bats an eyelid at. For example, red food coloring from cochineal beetles is still common, as are ingredients that come from mold. And what about gelatine (made from bones and skin)? Ew.

Lol I know I know! My friend just the other day was like guess what I just learned about jell-o? And I already knew this but she went on to tell me that it's made from animal bones. Gross, but I don't want to think about it lol.
 

Septemba

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I don't see how cow piss soda could compete with Western style drinks if they're already accepted as the norm.

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Originally Posted by anita22
It is kinda gross, but then there are lots of other things that commonly go into food which are also pretty gross and no-one bats an eyelid at. For example, red food coloring from cochineal beetles is still common, as are ingredients that come from mold. And what about gelatine (made from bones and skin)? Ew.

Yes, for real! Even cow's milk is questionable when you break it down. Gross!
 

MAC_Whore

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I see this drink featured in some NYC haute cuisine restaurant cocktail. Add it to a Fuzzy Navel and suddently it's a Fuzzy Piss. Add it to a White Russian and you have a Pissy Russian.

So wrong.

Personally, there just isn't enough formulating/modificatons available in modern food science that would ever make cow piss palatable to me.

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Originally Posted by Septemba
....Yes, for real! Even cow's milk is questionable when you break it down. Gross!

True, but to me there is a definite line between a bodily fluid meant for nourishment (milk) and a bodily fluid meant to expel waste.
 

X4biddenxLustX

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The only way I'll ever drink cow pee would be if it could grant me eternal immortality. It's a long shot...so I'll just stick to my coke lol.


Lol, it is gross when you think about milk but I love it so I'll just pretend like doesn't come out of a cow's nipples. I need the calcium and the hot coco!
 

kiss

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I'd still rather eat jello than drink cow urine. I know some people drink their own urine to lose weight. I never understood it.
 

X4biddenxLustX

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Originally Posted by kiss
I'd still rather eat jello than drink cow urine. I know some people drink their own urine to lose weight. I never understood it.

That's kind of disturbing. If I wanna drink something bright yellow, I'll go make myself some lemonade, it's urine free lol!
 

MAC_Whore

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Originally Posted by Kuuipo
Tastes like Red Bull Sugar Free to me!

I can't even stand the smell of Red Bull, let alone the taste, so yeah, Cow Urine would be equally appealing.
 

gigiopolis

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This totally wouldn't fly here, but remember this is being marketed in India, where cows are revered and the urine and dung is "often consumed in rituals to 'purify' those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system", according to this article:

India to launch cow urine as soft drink - Times Online

So it's really not that strange. Apparently it won't smell like urine and will taste pretty good. Hey, I'm Chinese so I eat/drink a lot of weird stuff, so this doesn't freak me out that much!
 

MAC_Whore

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Originally Posted by xxManBeaterxx
There is an expensive and quite tasty (so i've heard) coffee made from the poop of the palm civet. Its called Kopi Luwak.

Kopi Luwak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Feces.. yum...


It's not actually made from poop. The animals pass the coffee berries they eat, then the outer parts of the coffee bean are cleaned and removed before it is roasted.

Not that it's much more appealing, but there isn't actual poop in the coffee.
 

MissResha

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i'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to guzzle some carbonated cow piss. that is beyond disgusting. i cant even drink milk from a cow so i know i wont be getting r.kelly'd by one. hell no.
 

stronqerx

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Originally Posted by MissResha
i'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to guzzle some carbonated cow piss. that is beyond disgusting. i cant even drink milk from a cow so i know i wont be getting r.kelly'd by one. hell no.

lmao!!
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I wouldn't want to be r.kelly'd by one either!
I stopped drinking milk a while ago, it breaks me out like crazy.
 
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