queenofdisaster
Well-known member
this was a myspace bulletin, just thought id share. i thought it was funny
A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray
hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and
enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."
A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray
hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and
enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."
