Hahaha Failed Brazilian

Miss Pumpkin

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Hahahaha.
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So today I went for my first brazilian wax (profesionally done that is). I finally decided to have the guts to go to this beauty salon and take off my panties infront of a woman with a hot wax stick, but the experience didn't go quite as I expected. And it proved me how unexperienced and unprofessional some beauty therapists are.

I got there, stated clearly that I wanted a brazilian. The girl at the counter told me to wait and after 10 minutes another very very young girl (around 18 I'd say) opened a door and asked me to come in. I followed her, and she went "take off your skirt".

So I said ok, and I asked her if I had to take off my underwear as well and she looked at me like a deer caught in the headlights. She fucking panicked.

I automatically decided that anyone working at a Beauty Salon who didn't know what a brazilian wax is wasn't going anywhere near my lady bits. So we just did a bit, and I came back home to do the rest by myself. How dissapointing.

The place was friggin weird too. Instead of having individual cabinets for each customer it was this big room with lots of beds. So the woman getting her armpits done on your right can watch how you're laying there spread eagled getting half your stuff waxed.

Beautiful.
 

Shimmer

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what. the hell.

Ha, I have done my own brazilian, but never gone and gotten one; to be honest I'd rather go get one done than do my own, if for no other reason than speed.
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But...did you PAY for a full brazilian?
 

hyperRealGurl

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LOL this is funny.... gheeez lol.. yea the lady sounds like she didnt know what what she was doing. Or maybe she doesnt understand what a brazilian wax is buwhahahahahaha
 

stacey

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that's an interesting story. what wax place dosen't seperate the people who are getting waxed?
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haha

i LOVE brazillians!
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It's funny cause the girl i go to just talks about life when she's staring at your thang.
 

Miss Pumpkin

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Hehehe no I didn't pay for the full one. Thanks heaven, because I was quite pissed off! I could have told her what I wanted but the girl at the counter told her and the young girl didn't know, so I didn't want to risk my bits letting someone unexperienced do it!

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Shimmer

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*bangs head*

WHY WOULD SHE PUT YOU WITH THE GIRL THEN!!!?!?!?!

Sorry, people who don't think their actions through make me insane.
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Shimmer

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Ok, well yeah, we all have the same parts and yes I'll be honest, after showering with over 120 women at the same time, I'm used to people seeing my girlflower, but HI. NOT when I'm trying NOT to screech in pain thank you very much.
 

Miss Pumpkin

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Exactly, I think people want some intimacy in those moments...

At first I was alone but then two women came in to get facials and I almost literally shouted "WTF???!!!"

So maybe it was a good thing that the girl didnt know how to do brazilians and they just the sides, I didn't have to take off my pretty panties
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Hahahaha.
 

Shimmer

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A friend of mine told me the best brazilian she ever got was by a gay man.
Quick, efficient, totally not even remotely interested in her girlflower, and he maintained a hysterically funny conversation the whole time.
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Rap1978

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Wow, sorry your wax went bad. I'm an esthetician and do bikini waxes all the time. I've done a few brazilians. Do you all know that a brazilian doesn't mean the same for all those that wax? I have a dvd on brazilian waxing and believe it or not a brazilian is leaving a small strip of hair (like a landing strip) up above the labia. I always thought a brazilian was removing all the hair. When a client comes in I have to verify exactly what they want. I can't believe you've done your own waxing, thats got to hurt. Stretching the skin is sooooooo important when waxing, kinda hard to do by yourself. Maybe next time, call a spa and you'll have better results. By the way, this is my first post here. I could sit here and read these posts all day, but unfortunately I don't have time. Have a GREAT day all!!!!!
 

Shimmer

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Indeed. I've read that one must fully specify anymore, though I'd always thought that brazilian meant I was going to leave smooth as glass. :/
 

Miss Pumpkin

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rap1978
Wow, sorry your wax went bad. I'm an esthetician and do bikini waxes all the time. I've done a few brazilians. Do you all know that a brazilian doesn't mean the same for all those that wax? I have a dvd on brazilian waxing and believe it or not a brazilian is leaving a small strip of hair (like a landing strip) up above the labia. I always thought a brazilian was removing all the hair. When a client comes in I have to verify exactly what they want. I can't believe you've done your own waxing, thats got to hurt. Stretching the skin is sooooooo important when waxing, kinda hard to do by yourself. Maybe next time, call a spa and you'll have better results. By the way, this is my first post here. I could sit here and read these posts all day, but unfortunately I don't have time. Have a GREAT day all!!!!!

Hey! That was very helpful
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Yes I knew that, I was going to tell her that I wanted a landing strip but this girl looked so shocked what I got in the end was just a bikini wax, so just the sides, nothing removed on the labia!
Next time I'll make sure I go to a 100% trust worthy place!!! Because I'm worth it, haha!
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aziajs

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Originally Posted by stacey
that's an interesting story. what wax place dosen't seperate the people who are getting waxed?
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haha

i LOVE brazillians!
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It's funny cause the girl i go to just talks about life when she's staring at your thang.


LOL...You crack me up. "...the girl i go to just talks about life when she's staring at your thang."
 

IslandGirl77

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That is crazy as hell! I think it's cute that everybody has a name for down there. LOL I like Shimmer's girlflower. I know some girl that called hers a pocket book. Anyhoo...I def would not be getting waxed with a bunch of other people around.
 
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