Lets start a new game.....

[user2]

A never ending story!!
OK I begin:


When I first went to my MAC counter I was fascinated by the tons of eyeshadows and lipglasses they carry!
I decided to buy around 32 eyeshadows and 12 lipglasses when the MA told me that...


Now its your turn...continue the story

 

[moonrevel]

I'll play.

Let's add some drama!

...all I had to do was fill out a special form and I would get everything for 75% off. Thrilled, I completed and signed the form, but quickly regretted it when...

 

[hp11989]

. . . I read the small print: I had signed away my life to the devil, Crappy Makeup. For every day I wore my beloved MAC products, I'd have to pay for it by wearing old, crusty, poorly pigmented makeup for three days. I tried to console myself by . . .

 

[Lo-Fi_Thriller]

secretly giving it to Selvester Stallone's mother and in exchange they took the nasty makeup from me and gave me three pink mink coats and a plane ticket to England where i.......

 

[Bianca]

met the queen of England. She liked my make-up so much that she wanted me to be her make-up artist..........

 

[user2]

I was very happy and honoured that she wanted me to let her look like a mid 70s-drag queen and I agreed with one conditon...

 

[singinmys0ng]

that he had to wear whitey tighties in front of everyone for a whole day.

 

[VaJenna]

he agreed, but on the first day, he showed up COMMANDO!...

 

[user2]

LMAO thats funny, VaJenna

...it wouldn't be that big of a deal if he hadnt had a meeting with Chinese Embassador who...

 

[allie02044]

((((sorry to ruin it, but who is HE? i thought it was the Queen lol?))))

 

[user2]

((((I thought so too, but maybe the king dresses like a queen

))))

 

[speakerpunk]

was currently having a torrid affair with a Bettie Paige look-a-like who then proceeded to whip him with wet twizzlers while...