MAC_Pixie04
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I'm watching VH1 and there's some All Access show about celebrity body parts. Essentially the people interviewed are either praising celebrity body parts or tearing them to shreds and ridiculing them.
Then they came up on the topic of feet. They compared Shaquille O'Neal and Paris Hilton. Shaquille O'Neal wears a mens size 22, Paris Hilton wears a women's size 11 (same as me.) When talking about Shaq's feet they made the usual cliche comments about big feet=big penis, big feet=he's the man! Wow, that guy's cool, he gets to custom order his size 22 shoe. But when they talked about Paris Hilton's size 11feet, they completely ridiculed her. What the hell is wrong with having big feet?? She's almost 6 feet tall, are we expecting her to wear a size 7? She'd fall over! Not that I like her, but I have size 11 (sometimes 12) feet, and its become a real hassle for me. I have to order shoes online, shop in special stores, and consistently be turned away from retail stores who stop carrying shoes past size 10. By the time I get to sales, all the size 11 shoes are HIDEOUS. And when I shop with my size 8 friends, they get all the shoes they want while I sit there and hate my wide, long, archless feet.
Well I'm over it. I'm joining Paris in the Size 11 Brigade. MAKE US SOME SHOES DAMMIT.
WTF is up with all the size 7s??
***No offense to those of you with small feet who are fortunate enough to find cute shoes in your size, but you gotta feel me on this one. Jimmy Choo in a size 11?? Rare.***
Then they came up on the topic of feet. They compared Shaquille O'Neal and Paris Hilton. Shaquille O'Neal wears a mens size 22, Paris Hilton wears a women's size 11 (same as me.) When talking about Shaq's feet they made the usual cliche comments about big feet=big penis, big feet=he's the man! Wow, that guy's cool, he gets to custom order his size 22 shoe. But when they talked about Paris Hilton's size 11feet, they completely ridiculed her. What the hell is wrong with having big feet?? She's almost 6 feet tall, are we expecting her to wear a size 7? She'd fall over! Not that I like her, but I have size 11 (sometimes 12) feet, and its become a real hassle for me. I have to order shoes online, shop in special stores, and consistently be turned away from retail stores who stop carrying shoes past size 10. By the time I get to sales, all the size 11 shoes are HIDEOUS. And when I shop with my size 8 friends, they get all the shoes they want while I sit there and hate my wide, long, archless feet.
Well I'm over it. I'm joining Paris in the Size 11 Brigade. MAKE US SOME SHOES DAMMIT.
WTF is up with all the size 7s??
***No offense to those of you with small feet who are fortunate enough to find cute shoes in your size, but you gotta feel me on this one. Jimmy Choo in a size 11?? Rare.***