Porn

triccc

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Originally Posted by MissChievous
Oh come on, no one watches porn for comedic value. That's like saying you buy a dildo for decorating your home with it. It's ok to admit it ya know.
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I watch it for comedic value, though the kind I am watching for that is midget porn or something along those lines.
 

Dark_Phoenix

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissChievous
Oh come on, no one watches porn for comedic value. That's like saying you buy a dildo for decorating your home with it. It's ok to admit it ya know.
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Then you've never seen the one about four living gargoyles and a vampire slayer. Or anything featuring Paris Hilton (speaking of comedic value...).
 

triccc

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emma_Frost
Then you've never seen the one about four living gargoyles and a vampire slayer. Or anything featuring Paris Hilton (speaking of comedic value...).

or dinosaur porn!
 

Shimmer

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissChievous
Oh come on, no one watches porn for comedic value. That's like saying you buy a dildo for decorating your home with it. It's ok to admit it ya know.
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Google Pterydactyl porn.
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giz2000

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Originally Posted by Urbana
i voted for 'whats porn?' cos i dont read it or watch it. its not that i hate it, its just that i dont like watching other people have fun while im alone with no boy
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i prefer to have a boy and have fun with him. i prefer reality than videos or books about sex


So do I....
 

Krasevayadancer

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I think porn can be the funniest thing ever. My boyfriend has a huge collection of weird and wacky stuff and I swear- its hilarious. Softcore is stupid and a waste of time too imo.
Has anyone caught some of these newer movies? Devil in miss jones remake was the weirdest thing ever...
But yeah, nothing wrong with it- in moderation
 

asnbrb

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I read slash on the internet. I do watch straight porn every so often with my bf, but he has HDTV and man, you just shouldn't see some sh*t that clear!!

I did watch some gay porn that my gay friend got me. It was "the Hole" which was a parody of "the Ring". Basically, you watch this tape and in seven days, you will be gay. I was laughing so damn hard!
 

d_flawless

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celebrity porn...it's my secret obsession

anyone seen that ray j/kim kardashian (sp?) one yet? she's gorgeous, and i hear he bites her ass, lol
 

aziajs

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Originally Posted by d_flawless
anyone seen that ray j/kim kardashian (sp?) one yet? she's gorgeous, and i hear he bites her ass, lol

A. She is gorgeous.
B. I have only seen clips of it. I would love to see the whole thing.
 

mzreyes

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Quote:
Originally Posted by d_flawless
celebrity porn...it's my secret obsession

anyone seen that ray j/kim kardashian (sp?) one yet? she's gorgeous, and i hear he bites her ass, lol


I would too. Have ya seen that thing?!!!
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user79

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I'm surprised at this poll though, I honestly never thought so many women watched porn. You'd think the porn industry would take note and cater more to a female clientel, I think it's a market that's mainly ignored (just like girl gamers).
 

GreekChick

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^^ You're right but I do think they have us stereotyped, thinking women prefer softcore, romantic porn. "Women think with their heart" ugh, or even worse, "Women fall inlove with their ears, whereas men fall inlove with their eyes." That's so not the case.
That's why those Fabio books are aimed mostly towards women.
 

little teaser

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i do enjoy watching porn if the people are attractive and i like hardcore, i cant get turn on watching ugly people getting it on, i like gay porn too no gang bangs though
i like going to stripclubs every now and then only mags i like is hustler, playboy if it has someone on the cover that i like
 

MsCuppyCakes

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Very boring. She could have done more. He was, hmm how to put this, okay in the male member department.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MissChievous
I saw the Kim Kardashian one, I thought it was pretty boring actually. Meh.
 

MiCHiE

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The Ray J/Kim K tape is not even worth watching. Both of their "skills" are lacking---big time. She would make a hard **** mad with that foolishness she was doing.
 

MsCuppyCakes

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"Foolishness" is right!

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Originally Posted by ♥MiCHiE♥
The Ray J/Kim K tape is not even worth watching. Both of their "skills" are lacking---big time. She would make a hard **** mad with that foolishness she was doing.
 

ratmist

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer
Google Pterydactyl porn.
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I just did. And my eyes! They burrrn!

(I really want to send the link to the Creationist Museum though.... the one that purports that human beings co-existed with dinosaurs....
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