so....

[Professor Fate]

i was drying off after a shower today and i noticed something under my butt cheek.i start to move around and try to get a better angle in the mirror to see what the hell it is.the more i see of it,the more it looks like poop.still though,i just can't get a good look.so, i get up on the edge of the bathtub and i'm bending over and looking in the mirror.....holy shit! it looks like a little turd stuck at the bottom of my butt cheek......but i just took a shower! wtf!? i start whiping and whiping with a wet rag and it isn't coming off.....god damn it!so, i'm getting rather upset and my skin is getting raw from all of the whiping......this is when janice came in and reminded me that it was a birthmark.

son of a bitch.

 

[Chelsea]

Ahahahaha.

 

[Jessica]

that's why I <3 you!!!

 

[Shawna]

Next time, cover the turd in peanut butter and let the dog eat it off

 

[Professor Fate]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawna Next time, cover the turd in peanut butter and let the dog eat it off

i already had him eating peanut butter off of the no no place.

is that bad?

 

[Shawna]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Fate i already had him eating peanut butter off of the no no place. is that bad?

Only for the dog

 

[melozburngr]

you know... its not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your balls and let your dog lick it off.. because its YOUR dog!! Get it?! YOUR DOG! ha ha I love that movie.

 

[midnightlouise]

bwah-ha-ha! Reminds me of my husband. Only in his case it would have been a cheap ploy to get me to come in and look at his a$$ (or the other bits...)

 

[user4]

omg... ur hysterical... lmao lmao lmao lmao!!!

 

[orodwen]

i had a similar experience w/ a largish mole near the ole rosebud.

:goofy:

:hump:

 

[niecypiecy]

LMAO - omg I just laughed so hard I have tears down my face

 

[iiifugaziii]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Fate i was drying off after a shower today and i noticed something under my butt cheek.i start to move around and try to get a better angle in the mirror to see what the hell it is.the more i see of it,the more it looks like poop.still though,i just can't get a good look.so, i get up on the edge of the bathtub and i'm bending over and looking in the mirror.....holy shit! it looks like a little turd stuck at the bottom of my butt cheek......but i just took a shower! wtf!? i start whiping and whiping with a wet rag and it isn't coming off.....god damn it!so, i'm getting rather upset and my skin is getting raw from all of the whiping......this is when janice came in and reminded me that it was a birthmark. son of a bitch.

That's how I found my birthmark, too! weird. Mine's really light colored and right next to my armpit ... and I was putting on deoderant and I saw a light brown spot in the mirror and I was trying really hard to scrub it off... realized that I had a birthmark... after like 18 years of my life of not thinking I had one. (your story's way better because it incorporates POOP!)

 

[Professor Fate]

Quote:

Originally Posted by iiifugaziii That's how I found my birthmark, too! weird. Mine's really light colored and right next to my armpit ... and I was putting on deoderant and I saw a light brown spot in the mirror and I was trying really hard to scrub it off... realized that I had a birthmark... after like 18 years of my life of not thinking I had one. (your story's way better because it incorporates POOP!)

poop!

yeah, i also have two birthmarks. anyone else have two?

 

[Tyester]

This is gross. You're one sick bastard.

 

[orodwen]

Quote:

Originally Posted by I<3URMOM This is gross. You're one sick bastard.

i'm sure he'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Professor Fate]

Quote:

Originally Posted by orodwen i'm sure he'll take that as a compliment.

 

[orodwen]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Fate poop! yeah, i also have two birthmarks. anyone else have two?

no, only 1, but for a long time my birthmark looked like carmen miranda dancing. she's kinda become more faded & sploogy-looking so you can't really see carmen anymore.

 

[Professor Fate]

odd....

both of mine just look like round turds.sounds like i got the short end of the stick in the birthmark department.it would have been badass if i had like, a profile of the virgin mary or jesus. i would let all the catholics come and build a shrine around it.i am sure that i would get mad money from tabloids for pics.

it would be a god damned miracle.