Upgrading Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 - lol!

user79

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I thought this was great!

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Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance . We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Raerae

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I'm waiting for Hot Lingerie 8.0 to come out! It's released at Victoria's Secret at midnight!
 

kaliraksha

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haha this is wonderful, this is my boyfriend lingo completely. where is it from?

I once had to speak to my boyfriend somewhat like this... i had to tell him that "x equals y before" and since he took "x out" i no longer recieved "y" and we needed to find an alternate method to give me "y"- it was about passion and drama, hehe
 

Sonya Adams

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Oh holy crap! I just attempted to read this to hubby without laughing, and he ended up in tears from laughing so hard!
 

kaliraksha

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Originally Posted by MissChievous
I found it on one of my friend's blogs on Myspace, hehe.

It was totally cute =)
 

MxAxC-_ATTACK

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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)

lol. i love it
 
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