Your most embarrassing moment

[Lauren1981]

i was inspired by miszjenny to post this. she told of an embarrassing moment she had but i want to know what's everyone's most embarrassing moment.

i told one to miszjenny but i'll tell another that's funny...... well, i'll tell two.

1.) i had on a tube top with a entirely too small strapless on and went to the mall. after about an hour i felt not so secure.... the strapless had slid down to underneath my boobs...... so they were just hanging and it was MORE than obvious i had a problem.... AND i'm a 34 DD so it's not like i could play it off with these huge jugs. LOL!

2.) tried on some jeans at macy's a few weeks ago, took them off, put my flipflops on and walked out of the dressing room with no pants on.....

i swear my mind is elsewhere sometimes...............

 

[bellaconnie80]

I dont know if this counts because I was 12... but its like it happened yesterday lol... I was coming to this Country and I was in the airport with my bro and sis and we were hauling ass cause we were about to miss the plane, but then we got stuck in the HUGE costoms line.. and I had to pee..badly.. my sis was so paranoid about missing the plane or losing me she wouldnt let me go find a restroom.. and I couldnt hold it... so I pissed myself right there in the line... but oh no, thats not the end of it... after the line we had to run like hell to catch the plane and my shoes were wet and slippery from my own piss so I fell and bust my ass in front of a shit load of people... then I had to marinade in my own piss through that plane ride, then catch another plane.. stinking and feeling disgusting...

 

[x-ivy]

i was in the zellars bathroom a long time ago, and there was kind of a line up. so when it was my turn it was pretty much gone. i was just about to get up when some lady pushed the door as hard as she could (i say this because it hit the inside of the cubicle really hard) and barged in on me. i was horridied and just sat there, she quickly backed out though, thankfully closing the door behind her. by the time i got my sense back and got out to wash my hands she was going to the bathroom herself. so i washed my hands quickly and got out of there as fast as i could...

 

[sonnebutti]

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Originally Posted by Lauren1981 2.) tried on some jeans at macy's a few weeks ago, took them off, put my flipflops on and walked out of the dressing room with no pants on..... i swear my mind is elsewhere sometimes...............

LOOOOOOL that was SO funny! thanks for sharing really.

 

[rbella]

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Originally Posted by bellaconnie80 I dont know if this counts because I was 12... but its like it happened yesterday lol... I was coming to this Country and I was in the airport with my bro and sis and we were hauling ass cause we were about to miss the plane, but then we got stuck in the HUGE costoms line.. and I had to pee..badly.. my sis was so paranoid about missing the plane or losing me she wouldnt let me go find a restroom.. and I couldnt hold it... so I pissed myself right there in the line... but oh no, thats not the end of it... after the line we had to run like hell to catch the plane and my shoes were wet and slippery from my own piss so I fell and bust my ass in front of a shit load of people... then I had to marinade in my own piss through that plane ride, then catch another plane.. stinking and feeling disgusting...

I'm really sorry to say this to you, but I swear to God that is the funniest damn story I have ever heard in my entire life. I would have died!! I feel bad for laughing at your expense, but that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing and I am very sorry that happened to you.

OMG-"marinade in my own piss". Friggin' priceless!!

 

[xxManBeaterxx]

Man i dont even know, i've had soo many. Thank god ill never see those people ever again.

1. On a plane trip from hawaii to new york.. it was an 11 hour red-eye flight and i fell asleep. Fell asleep on the guy sitting on the right of me that is. I woke up and my head was on his shoulder, my mouth was open and slightly drooling LOL, and i turned my head to look at him and i felt sooooooooo embarssed. His wife and 2 boys were across of him, i bet they were laughing hyserically.

2. I was standing in line at costco to get some pizza, the line was pretty long and i wanted to sit down. So there were chains connected to orange barrels to help people form a single filed line.. so i went to sit on the chain and BAM!!! i fell backwards head first with my legs WIDE open in the air as i fell, while wearing a dress. and man did i get out of that line as fast as i could. dammit i was in the front of the line too so everyone saw me.

3. Having your family see your left breast at a family party because of a wardrobe malfunction. -.-

 

[Lauren1981]

these are the funniest stories!!

bellaconnie80: that story is PRICELESS...... "marinate in my own piss". i can imagine how embarrassed you were.
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LMFAO @ xxManBeaterxx @ costco. i don't even know what to say about that one. there's like no way you could have played that off. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[alienman]

Okay, I haven't told ANYBODY this but now that I'm telling it here, I know everybody who reads my blog will eventually know, too.

This was during the first week that I had started dating my boyfriend. I invited him to go to a gay club with my roommate.

I got MAD drunk, though, because cute gay guys were buying me drinks left and right that night and I drank way too fast that it took time for "the drunkenness" to catch up to me.

It was time to go and my pre-boyfriend had to sling me over his shoulders to get me to my car.

"Put me down!" I said. "I am not a sack of potatoes. I am a human being!"

My roommate got a huge kick out of this and later changed her Myspace greeting to "Put me down. I am not a sack of potatoes."

We dropped of my pre-boyfriend and my roommate drove us home. I had to beg her to stop along the road so I could orally expel some stomach contents there.

Later that night, I had a dream that I got up and went into the bathroom. In my dream, instead of using the toilet, I turned around and used my cat's litterbox.

I woke up the next morning and laid there for an hour, hungover like a beaten up rag doll. After finding the energy to get up, I stumbled into the bathroom.

There, I found the lid of the litterbox had been opened and...

Yes. I got so drunk that I peed in the litterbox. OMG DON'T JUDGE ME.

 

[Sass E]

Geez..there are so many but I'll give up my teenage "horror" story. Where I grew up there was (at the time)a "new" water park called Raging Waters and they had debuted a new slide called The Shotgun. Well we were on a Jr. high school field trip and my friends had convinced me to ride the slide...I didn't want to but I went any way.
So...because I wore glasses I left them at our space and went up with my friends. They said, "We'll go first and wait for you at the bottom, it'll be fine". I was mortified and freaking out as I went down then...WHAM!!! I hit the water so hard, I'd swear everyone could hear the smack.
When I got my bearings back, I just wanted out of there and raced for the edge as best as I could see..then I hear my friends yelling... WAIT!! WAIT!! GET DOWN!! and since I couldn't see anyone I couldn't tell if they were talking to me or not..then one of my friends tackles me and says..."Your top is on the other side of the pool!!!!" I had no idea that when I hit the water my top popped off and EVERYONE saw the goods!!! I never lived that down...EVER!!..lol..needless to say, my mom took me to get contacts and I'm not much of a swimmer or water slide person..lol.

 

[ms.marymac]

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Originally Posted by Sass E Geez..there are so many but I'll give up my teenage "horror" story. Where I grew up there was (at the time)a "new" water park called Raging Waters and they had debuted a new slide called The Shotgun. Well we were on a Jr. high school field trip and my friends had convinced me to ride the slide...I didn't want to but I went any way. So...because I wore glasses I left them at our space and went up with my friends. They said, "We'll go first and wait for you at the bottom, it'll be fine". I was mortified and freaking out as I went down then...WHAM!!! I hit the water so hard, I'd swear everyone could hear the smack. When I got my bearings back, I just wanted out of there and raced for the edge as best as I could see..then I hear my friends yelling... WAIT!! WAIT!! GET DOWN!! and since I couldn't see anyone I couldn't tell if they were talking to me or not..then one of my friends tackles me and says..."Your top is on the other side of the pool!!!!" I had no idea that when I hit the water my top popped off and EVERYONE saw the goods!!! I never lived that down...EVER!!..lol..needless to say, my mom took me to get contacts and I'm not much of a swimmer or water slide person..lol.

OMG! I had something similar happen to me, right before starting high school. There was this good looking high school life guard perched up above the pool. I had on a pink polka dot bikini and thought I was the shit with my mullet and diving skills. (Hey, it was '87). Anyway, I dive in and do not realize my bikini top is now around my ankles. I stand up in the pool with no top on and did not notice until I saw said lifeguard laughing his ass off.

There are many more but I am not ready to share....lol

 

[User93]

My life is full of priceless embarassing stories. Really, i could go on and on and on...

1. Classic one - i was wearing new high heels and fell in the mall right in front of the escalator.. Stood up.. And fell again 2 minutes later.

2. I was 15 and was in a bus with my best friend. Sun was shining, the weater was nice, i was feeling happy. There were no free places to sit together, and then i noticed that nice old man occupiend the sit for 2, and thought i could ask him to move to nother single seat so we can chat with my friend. So i walk with him and ask, right? That moment i relised i disturbed an evil hobo who was sleeping there (before i saw him only rom the back..). He woke up and started to scream at me, then forgot about me and started to scream randomly to the whole bus (e.g. "whyyy the hell are you staring at me? whaaa? whaa?). Omg i was embarassed and begging my friend to leave the next station. She still reminds me about that case though.

3. [from miszjenny's thread] Me, taking a temporary secretary job for 2 weeks. Its my 2 nd week at work. I've been already sending to everyone letters with congratulations for someone's birthday the previous week. So ok, here is this man's b day. I google a really nice pic with blue flowers, masculine, yep. I'm hella proud of my designer skills, i make a letter and send to everyone this announcement. HOWEVER, i had to mistype guy's last name, and send to the whole damn office, yea?

 

[k.a.t]

lool i'm literally in stitches here!
These are just too funny..thanks!

Oh god, i guess i should share one too right?

Ok this was at prom (27th july) and it was nearly finished, so i was dancing a slowish song with this guy, and he thought it would be fun to lift me up in the air, thing is i was wearing thongs under my dress (bad idea i know) and when he put me back down my rear was exposed for all too see

except i think everyone was too busy dancing so only the teachers saw...yeah that was pretty embarrassing for me..

 

[BeautyPsycho]

Few summers ago I loved this cute little mini skirt... it was flowy, made out of thin, silky material- perfect for summer! My boyfriend loved that skirt too, he thought it was sexy...
One night we had to pick up his mom from work, and since she doesn't like to sit in the back seat because it's too tiny (sport car) I went back there... On our way home, we stopped at the store and his mom was feeling too tired to go, my bf didn't want to go alone so I had to get out too... He gets out and bends his seat so I can get out, and there I was, in that tiny skirt thinking "Omg, I have to bend down when I'm getting out... my skirt is going to ride up and his mom is going to see my ass!!!" so I was trying to get out and pull my skirt down to cover my ass... I guess I pulled it down a bit too much because that sexy, silky material just slipped down my ass, exposing it to his mom's face... literally... Do I need to say I was wearing a t-string?!

I never said anything to my boyfriend because I would never hear the end of it if I did. He would make fun of me until the day I die. Or kill him.
His mom didn't say anything to me... That's understandable, I can't even imagine that conversation. "So, you know that one time when you pulled down your skirt to show me your ass?" :| No words.

 

[Lauren1981]

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Originally Posted by ms.marymac ....and thought I was the shit with my mullet and diving skills. (Hey, it was '87).

LMFAO!!!

 

[florabundance]

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Originally Posted by BeautyPsycho "So, you know that one time when you pulled down your skirt to show me your ass?"

that made me LOL

 

[PolyphonicLove]

okay, er, this was when I was in...8th grade? I was doing a science project with a friend and we needed our pix developed asap, and she's like..."HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?"

so I get home, and look up Wal Mart's number in the phone book. of course, it says 1 HOUR PHOTO in the phone book, but my happy lil ass calls anyways.

guy picks up. "1 hour photo, how can I help you?"

my DUMB ASS asks, "hi, how long does it take for photos to develop?"

"...1 hour."

I did not stop there.

"okay, when can we pick them up?"

"...in 1 hour."

and only THEN did it click.

"....okaythanksbainow."

never again, Puff...never again.

 

[Lauren1981]

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Originally Posted by PolyphonicLove okay, er, this was when I was in...8th grade? I was doing a science project with a friend and we needed our pix developed asap, and she's like..."HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?" so I get home, and look up Wal Mart's number in the phone book. of course, it says 1 HOUR PHOTO in the phone book, but my happy lil ass calls anyways. guy picks up. "1 hour photo, how can I help you?" my DUMB ASS asks, "hi, how long does it take for photos to develop?" "...1 hour." I did not stop there. "okay, when can we pick them up?" "...in 1 hour." and only THEN did it click. "....okaythanksbainow." never again, Puff...never again.

that is too funny!! omg!!

 

[chaut_01]

dangg..everyones stories are too funny!!!

i'm probably sitting here in the office laughing at the screen while everyone passes by looking at me like WTH?...

okay so i cant think of any embrassing stories on the top of my head right now since i had so freaking many its not coming back to me yet..when it does i will post hehe!

EDIT: okay now i remember one..i was working in retail and i was a cashier..so theres this girl (small girl that looks younger than she is!! like she's 12) and i rang her up then i ask to see i.d please. then she says "i dont have any on me" so i say "oh is this yours or your parents" her reply "its mine"..and for some odd reason i kept asking her the same question "so its your parents?" she responds "no its mine" and then i FINALLY get it and felt pretty darn stupid for asking her so many times i just swiped the card so i can stop staring at her in the face!i'm pretty sure the people behind her were laughing at me!