So let me tell you about a story about a gremlin makeup thief named my daughter. I met gremlin thief for lunch yesterday and brought all the Riri stuff to rub it in her face that she should have listened to me and let me order her something..yes the very stuff she said she didn't want when I asked her REPEATEDLY what she wanted. I should have known by now that she would want everything being the RiRi stan that she is. Anyway, she gets her hands on Ririwoo, puts it on in the car, and it's love at first sight! She is just posing like crazy in the sun visor mirror, taking selfies for instagram with MY lipstick fronting like she went thru the hellish launch waiting 4 hours just to get on the mac page, calling every store screaming for any Riri Lipstick! I said I can try to find you one "no no mom it's ok but it sure is pretty I just love it but don't worry about it" She's so in love with her lips, that she forget to check our popeyes order and I didn't get my fries nor bisquit ! that's a whole nother day and story. So she packs all my makeup and food back in the bag we part ways. I call my bloomingdales and they have 1 RiRiwoo left.. ok so I ordered it for her. I tell her in the AM that I ordered her one, and what does she send me, a picture of MY RIRIWOO in her hand!! She said it slipped out of the bag and she was soooooo sorry and that she'll pay for the new one I ordered. I am so salty at this point but I am lmao! She is a slick one! Had the nerve to wear it into work today and everyone loved it *eye roll* I'm trying to get her instagram pic to post it here so we can ALL shame and throw rocks at her..but I don't know how to get instagram pics.
Moral of the story: HIDE YO MAC!