Y'all wanna hear beauty mistakes?
Here goes:
Back in 01 I was seriously into the club scene. A friend of mine would go and get trashtastic before we went out and got...seriously wasted.
Anyway...MY typical outfit (hahahahah) consisted of a pair of SUPER DUPER EXTRA SERIOUSLY SHOWING LIKE THE LIMIT OF LEGALITY low rise pants, I'm talking OH MY GOD my mom saw one pair and I think she hid or burned them. One or the other. Anyway...I'm talking LOW.
Covered in sparkles. Sheer sparkles, but sparkles.
Rhinestone platform heels (think...Jenny in forrest gump in the disco scene) and a shirt very similar to the one Jenny was wearing in the aforementioned scene.
Still sparkles.
Makeup would consist of heavily applied foundation and liner. And lipgloss. Nothing else, because we were dancing so much we just sweated it all off (logic?
)
Anyway...
BODY GLITTER EXPLOSION. I looked like a freaking disco ball.
Sally's Beauty Supply sells this tube of silver glitter, it has a wand like mascara and it's for your hair. I would go through this freaking LARGE ASS TUBE of this glitter in ONE SATURDAY NIGHT.
Everytime I moved while I was dancing, sparkles flew. I looked like I was surrounded in pixie dust.