LMAO!!! You are so right.
Also, I think my Bronzer Whore status has graduated to Super Slut because I just picked up one of the new NARS Multiple Bronzers in Rapa Nui. Fabulous. I can see this working well over foundation and under a translucent setting powder.
I also picked up the Giorgio Armani bronzers in #1 and #8. I really want #6 too, but they were out. Anyway, #8 is great for that traditional reddish summer bronzed look. The #1 would be great for year round; it's so elegant.
Next up are the Fyrinnae bronzers in Dark Matte and Dark Shimmer. And of course that means I need the Eco Tools Mineral Set. Wow, I really need to stop.
Oh and if anyone is eyeing the Guerlain Sheer Bronzing Powder in Dark, just know that the Laura Mercier Bronzing Duo in Pink Bronze is reeeallly similar, so save yourself $18 and just get that one.