Hahaha...oh God, UNIBROW!! I'm glad you can just laugh that stuff off, people are jerks, you look like none of those things! Like...not even close, the closest one I can think of is the Marilyn Monroe for the one with the blonde hair. But you don't look like you've been hit with a baseball bat, the only resemblance is the blonde hair and the white shirt looks like that white dress she had. People are definitely assholes, but I'm soooo glad you made that last one. Sooo funny.
My favourite is probably the straighter-haired one with the frosty pink lips...man, that hair with the red lipstick FOTD...OH BABY!