Giveaway of the Day 12/15: Congratulations meaghan<3

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ellyd_hert

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The plastic surgeon said they still needed some dancers at the club he worked at...
 

poocatgrrl

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There was Tyra Banks and the cast of ANTM! Tyra looked at him and said...
 

pahblov

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so he made his way on down to the club and...

..realized his prized collar and cuffs where gone! Someone must have...
 

corngrl2

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purse....he said he couldn't repair his nose with out his lucky cuffs so....
 

darkishstar

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he went to a charity and claimed he had eyeball cancer, but no money for treatment and they gave him money, which he used to repair his nose.. but had quite a bit left over...
 

urbanlilyfairy

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so he went back to the chipendale club and proceeded to head to the "champange room" ...when
 

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so he went back to the chipendale club and proceeded to head to the "champange room" ...when

he started to strip, and forgot that his belly wasnt even real!!
 

ln_marie_d

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so he went back to the chipendale club and proceeded to head to the "champange room" ...when

all of a sudden Santa appeared......
 

frocher

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...because he had gastric bypass a few years ago for health reasons...
 

faifai

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but we all know that was just an excuse, he really just wanted to slim down to look sexy in his Santa suit for hot ol' Mrs. Claus...
 

Holly

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even though she's been bugging him to do it anyhow because of health concerns...
 

CaraAmericana

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ever since he farted and it took his belly 5 minutes to stop shaking
 

nikki

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So, now Rudolph had the dirt on Santa.....He was moonlighting as a Chippendale and....
 

juicygirl

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STARTED TO DO A SLOW DANCE TO BURN ALL THE COOKiiES HE HAD iiNDULGED iiN SO FAR THAT NiiGHT....
 

maggiep07

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...and suddenly became addicted to slow dancing and working out so he...
 

toxik

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....forgot to hand us all our MAC!! ....
 
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