^...I bet there's going to be a Season 3 of 'I Love New York'.
Without sounding horribly crude:
I'd fuck the mess out of The Entertainer.
Yes, I know it, I love trashy men, be it dirty punk rockers, thugish hoodlums, or greasy Guidos. He's a freak and I'm sure we'd have a fun couple of hours in his mom's basement while his fam are away at Church.