You two are hysterical together!
You need to put this show on the road and make some MAC money! I'll be the manager.
As to my mother situation, I had gotten too old to care, I'm 41, and our relationship had been a financial one on and off for 20 years. if it was just her, I think I could have handled that and even helped. But I won't support her, my 30 y.o. half-sister and her 3 children. I've worked too hard to get where I am today. So after this last encounter, I walked away. I told her I loved her, but I could no longer have a financial relationship with her. My half-sister hid from me in her bedroom and I said I was done and left. Keep in mind, I was so stressed already by what was happening with my husband and that didn't matter to her. Almost losing my husband put things into perspective in my life. I'm happy and my husband is healthy!