Why are there birds singing? Do they not know I need to pretend it's still nighttime? I have to do cell staining in a neuroscience lab at 10:30. Apparently it's going to be difficult. I don't know how I'm going to explain this to the other researchers. I know the advances of modern medicine are important, but are they AS important as LE with special packaging? With fake WATER DROPLETS? I think not good sir. What sort of scientists would we be if we didn't have our fetishes to keep us sane? Bam. That's it. That's my explanation. Who needs sleep. And I can start my diet Tuesday. Because I ate cupcakes all night. So that's solved too.