Dodgy Girl: ***** I COULD LITERALLY BATHE IN THIS ORCHID OCEAN OF INSANE LUSCIOUSNESS!!!!!
*****
If, in my last moments on earth, I was to be referred to as the
DODGIEST of all DODGY girls- I would die a happy woman! I talked my royal behind off today in a script rewrite which I know would have gone tragically awry - had I not beguiled folks with my come hither lavender lilac'd pout!
!!! I am enjoying this lipstick like no other predecessor of its kind. Exactly how stupid happy should someone be over a lipstick???!!! (response beaming on my up-turned orchid smile)
If
my daughter knew I finessed two more DGs this morning she would have
a stroke
at having missed an opportunity to request BUs!
I just happened (
real innocent-like) to
saunter past our local MAC PRO shop
-en route to....,,,well, nowhere actually- I told people I was making a STARBUCKS pit-stop ....and the store appeared bereft of the insanity of yesterday morning-
and so after discovering they still had plentiful stock (WHOOOOHOOOOO).....I naturally had to do my civic duty and uphold the basic tenets of capitalist gainful purchasing and
BUY! BUY! BUY! OK>.
not crazy buying but I did scoop up 2 more RIOT HOUSES, 2 DODGYS and KYumYum.
Christmas never looked this good!
Of course
now that she knows I struck the
MAC MOTHER-LOAD- I'm going to
have to capitulate honorably and ........(struggles to type actual word-)..".SHARE! "
(audible GASP). That's the prodigal daughter- texting me as we speak- negotiating just how many lippies might be fed-ex bound for where she lives. Now she says she repay me in
Bear Hugs -ummmm ......equitable quid pro quo? NUH UH!! I dont know how to
demure politely ( and
still be voted Mother of the Year-
) and ask instead for a reverse IOU- and keep my Bettys!!
How generous of you! LOVE reading your posts. They always bring a huge smile to my face. Thank you!
My Mac free standing store had 3 DG's left this morning so I scooped them up too---sharing the love so to speak!