Maxim’s worlds most unsexiest women

[Mandypaul]

Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world’s unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.

Maxim’s worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4)Madonna
5) Britney Spears

 

[Hilly]

LOL..i agree with those except Sandra Oh. Wino has her moments too

 

[Ms.Amaranthine]

I kind of feel for these women. It has to be somewhat hurtful to see/read this. I suppose that's just the nature of fame -- if you want it, you have to deal with every aspect.

With that said, I agree with four of those. Sandra Oh isn't so bad. Amy Winehouse used to be pretty, but now she just reminds me of a female Pete Doherty.

 

[Beauty Mark]

I haven't read Cosmo or the female analog to Maxim in years, but I think what annoys me about these lists are they never write them about men.

 

[Deirdre]

It's a mean idea. By no means are any of these women "most unsexy". I could take you to a local mall and prove that in 5 seconds (not that I actually would, as that's just as mean.)

And bravo, Beauty Mark - I totally agree. Women always get this crap. I wouldn't want to see a men's most unsexy list, either, though. I see these lists as negative and do not contribute anything worthwhile, not even as entertainment value.

 

[Ms.Amaranthine]

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Originally Posted by Beauty Mark I haven't read Cosmo or the female analog to Maxim in years, but I think what annoys me about these lists are they never write them about men.

Maxim may not, but isn't there some sort of list released every year about men too? I could've sworn I heard about Dr. Phil being voted least attractive a year or two ago.

 

[kimmy]

isn't it ironic how five years ago britney was considered like the hottest, sexiest girl on the face of the earth?

 

[Mac_Mocha]

lol, in a few years they'll be the sexiest women....love how it always changes

 

[angeliquea~+]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauty Mark I haven't read Cosmo or the female analog to Maxim in years, but I think what annoys me about these lists are they never write them about men.

I came into this thread just to say exactly that! I was worried I'd be "that person" but it's good to see I'm not the only one! How humiliating would it be to be named the world's unsexiest woman, you'd have to have thick skin to not let that get to you. I don't agree it's the price of fame either. The price of fame is getting your latest film canned by the critics, or having paparazzi taking photos of you getting Starbucks. Some ham-journo naming you as the most unnattractive woman on the planet is just despicable.

It reminds me of this quote by Churchill, another (female) politician called him a drunk, to which he replied "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." No disrespect or anything but let's face it, Churchill wasn't exactly Christiano Ronaldo either, there is always this expectation placed on women that they have to be attractive to be of any worth.

They should have published the photos of the article's authors next to the piece, "Judge not, that ye be not judged"...

 

[Shimmer]

Every one of those women actively market a 'sexy' image. I think that would be considered courting the responses, IMO.

But that doesn't make it nice.

 

[GreekChick]

What exactly is so unsexy about Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna? The fact that they are strong, opinionated, confident women, with amazingly toned bodies that don't let celebrity standards get to them?
Calling these women, especially Madonna, unsexy is a joke.

 

[Shimmer]

Sexuality is more than appearance. It's an air, it's a movement, it's an aura.

Madonna doesn't have that anymore, IMO. The 'Take a Bow' years? mmmmmm.
SJP...never sexy to me. To each their own. :/

 

[SparklingWaves]

Madonna and Sarah Parker look extremely lean to me. I don't like seeing veins and bones. I know Madonna is extremly strong, but it just looks too lean. That's just me. I think they would look better with a little more weight. It would soften the appearance.

 

[Kuuipo]

I guess Janet Reno can breathe a sigh of relief that she didn't make the list again.

 

[lipshock]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuuipo I guess Janet Reno can breathe a sigh of relief that she didn't make the list again.

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[captodometer]

What's wrong with Sandra Oh?

I agree with the rest of the list, though. Winehouse is scary. Madonna and Britney try too hard. And SJP is too thin to be appealing.

I also agree with the person who posted that Dr. Phil topped the list of not-so-sexy men. I would put Phil Spektor right up there with him. I do recall seeing/hearing several polls over the years that ranked less than appealing men. Don't remember who was responsible for polling, but it's definitely been done before.

 

[Mandypaul]

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Originally Posted by kimmy isn't it ironic how five years ago britney was considered like the hottest, sexiest girl on the face of the earth?

Thats what i was thinking, its funny how fast things can change.

 

[SnowWhiteQueen]

I love SJP!!!! Men don't understand what sexy means anymore!

 

[vivalamac]

I think that Wino is sexy in her own way, talent=Sexiness in my book

 

[xIxSkyDancerxIx]

Madonna doesn't really NEED to be sexy anymore IMO, she's already made her mark so she really doesn't need to do much lol. I mean, she pulled off having cones over her breasts so props to her haha.

I like SJP though.. men are weird..