My set of rules for a man
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Shimmer
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Are you single?
And, if the man laid down a set of rules YOU must follow, to include:
Must be a natural beauty, or at least appear to be one.
Must have long hair.
Must have a full C cup with small nipples.
Must have size 6.5 feet or smaller.
Must be at least 5'5".
Must have perfectly aligned teeth.
Must have NO cellulite, nor stretch marks. NONE. Stretch marks are disgusting and gross and completely a turn off.
Must work out every day, twice a day, for a full hour and a half each session, which MUST include 45 minutes of intense cardio followed by 30minutes of weight training, and ending with 15 minutes of deep stretching to increase flexibility.
If this man meets all of your expectations, and mayhap even exceeds them, is he not within his rights to demand certain specifics of you as well?
| Originally Posted by Pascal I agree, I have my rules and the man must follow, I am such a bitch though. |
Are you single?
And, if the man laid down a set of rules YOU must follow, to include:
Must be a natural beauty, or at least appear to be one.
Must have long hair.
Must have a full C cup with small nipples.
Must have size 6.5 feet or smaller.
Must be at least 5'5".
Must have perfectly aligned teeth.
Must have NO cellulite, nor stretch marks. NONE. Stretch marks are disgusting and gross and completely a turn off.
Must work out every day, twice a day, for a full hour and a half each session, which MUST include 45 minutes of intense cardio followed by 30minutes of weight training, and ending with 15 minutes of deep stretching to increase flexibility.
If this man meets all of your expectations, and mayhap even exceeds them, is he not within his rights to demand certain specifics of you as well?
Pascal
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yes I am single, and I hope your not getting all snatched up about what I expect a man to have.I KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A GUY, WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I DON'T WANT TOO. Men are like shoes you don't buy the shoe if it doesn't fit, I have my expectations for what I want from a man. and I'm sure you have yours, I'm not trying to make problems I just posted this post to see if other girls care about a guy who use skin care and all that other stuff, so please I am entitled to my opinion and everyone else is too, so I'm not going to feel bad, and I expect only the best from the man that I choose in my future. There are probably men out there that have their idea of what their wife should be like. But no one should be in a relationship if they are going to force their views and expectations on the other person, I' just know what I want and I expect no less.
PLEASE, I'M NOT TRYING TO START A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF YOU LADIES WHO DISAGREE WITH ME, WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OWN OPINIONS.
| Originally Posted by shimmer Are you single? And, if the man laid down a set of rules YOU must follow, to include: Must be a natural beauty, or at least appear to be one. Must have long hair. Must have a full C cup with small nipples. Must have size 6.5 feet or smaller. Must be at least 5'5". Must have perfectly aligned teeth. Must have NO cellulite, nor stretch marks. NONE. Stretch marks are disgusting and gross and completely a turn off. Must work out every day, twice a day, for a full hour and a half each session, which MUST include 45 minutes of intense cardio followed by 30minutes of weight training, and ending with 15 minutes of deep stretching to increase flexibility. If this man meets all of your expectations, and mayhap even exceeds them, is he not within his rights to demand certain specifics of you as well? |
yes I am single, and I hope your not getting all snatched up about what I expect a man to have.I KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A GUY, WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I DON'T WANT TOO. Men are like shoes you don't buy the shoe if it doesn't fit, I have my expectations for what I want from a man. and I'm sure you have yours, I'm not trying to make problems I just posted this post to see if other girls care about a guy who use skin care and all that other stuff, so please I am entitled to my opinion and everyone else is too, so I'm not going to feel bad, and I expect only the best from the man that I choose in my future. There are probably men out there that have their idea of what their wife should be like. But no one should be in a relationship if they are going to force their views and expectations on the other person, I' just know what I want and I expect no less.
PLEASE, I'M NOT TRYING TO START A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF YOU LADIES WHO DISAGREE WITH ME, WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OWN OPINIONS.
Shimmer
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I didn't say I was getting snatched up at your list, nor did I or anyone else say that you weren't entitled to your opinion, we all are.
I asked if you were single because honestly, with a list like that, and your repeated statements of what a 'bitch' you are, you're going to be hard pressed to find a MAN (not a male, a man, there is a difference) who is willing to put up with such pickaninny 'requirements'.
I certainly am not trying to say you aren't entitled to standards, however saying "It's going to be this way or NOTHING" isn't going to do much for you in life, because one of the biggest parts of life and adulthood is knowing when to be strong enough to stand and when to be strong enough to bend.
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And, say you're not the type to do premarital messing around, so he's never seen you topless, and really never seen you with a swimsuit on (ok, that's a stretch but we're speaking hypothetically here) and his list is as it is...
Then the first time y'all are together he sees your stretch marks and your (and I'm not saying you have large nipples so please don't think that, nor do I really want to know) nipples aren't what he wants soooooo...
BAM.
You're done, you're dumped, that's it. You didn't meet his standard.
He could have had the woman of a lifetime there and because you have stretch marks and substandard nipples he dumped you.
I'm sorry, do your nipples or your stretch marks have anything to do with how you can love him?
| Originally Posted by Pascal yes I am single, and I hope your not getting all snatched up about what I expect a man to have.I KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A GUY, WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I DON'T WANT TOO. Men are like shoes you don't buy the shoe if it doesn't fit, I have my expectations for what I want from a man. and I'm sure you have yours, I'm not trying to make problems I just posted this post to see if other girls care about a guy who use skin care and all that other stuff, so please I am entitled to my opinion and everyone else is too, so I'm not going to feel bad, and I expect only the best from the man that I choose in my future. There are probably men out there that have their idea of what their wife should be like. But no one should be in a relationship if they are going to force their views and expectations on the other person, I' just know what I want and I expect no less. PLEASE, I'M NOT TRYING TO START A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF YOU LADIES WHO DISAGREE WITH ME, WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OWN OPINIONS.
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I didn't say I was getting snatched up at your list, nor did I or anyone else say that you weren't entitled to your opinion, we all are.
I asked if you were single because honestly, with a list like that, and your repeated statements of what a 'bitch' you are, you're going to be hard pressed to find a MAN (not a male, a man, there is a difference) who is willing to put up with such pickaninny 'requirements'.
I certainly am not trying to say you aren't entitled to standards, however saying "It's going to be this way or NOTHING" isn't going to do much for you in life, because one of the biggest parts of life and adulthood is knowing when to be strong enough to stand and when to be strong enough to bend.
ETA:
And, say you're not the type to do premarital messing around, so he's never seen you topless, and really never seen you with a swimsuit on (ok, that's a stretch but we're speaking hypothetically here) and his list is as it is...
Then the first time y'all are together he sees your stretch marks and your (and I'm not saying you have large nipples so please don't think that, nor do I really want to know) nipples aren't what he wants soooooo...
BAM.
You're done, you're dumped, that's it. You didn't meet his standard.
He could have had the woman of a lifetime there and because you have stretch marks and substandard nipples he dumped you.
I'm sorry, do your nipples or your stretch marks have anything to do with how you can love him?
Pascal
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I know I'm just evil to men though I think I'm a bit immature for relationships too, I have dealt with so many losers that I know what I don't want and what I do want, that's why I am so dillegent and specific about what I like. I'm just tired of comprimising with guys, and I am seriuosly not afraid if I never get married. It's somethimg I am willing to accept. Because I'm so picky. Maybe one day I will find someone who has everything I want and all that and maybe not who knows what lies ahead in my future. There may not even be a tomorrow.
| Originally Posted by shimmer I didn't say I was getting snatched up at your list, nor did I or anyone else say that you weren't entitled to your opinion, we all are.
I asked if you were single because honestly, with a list like that, and your repeated statements of what a 'bitch' you are, you're going to be hard pressed to find a MAN (not a male, a man, there is a difference) who is willing to put up with such pickaninny 'requirements'. I certainly am not trying to say you aren't entitled to standards, however saying "It's going to be this way or NOTHING" isn't going to do much for you in life, because one of the biggest parts of life and adulthood is knowing when to be strong enough to stand and when to be strong enough to bend.
He could have had the woman of a lifetime there and because you have stretch marks and substandard nipples he dumped you. I'm sorry, do your nipples or your stretch marks have anything to do with how you can love him? |
I know I'm just evil to men though I think I'm a bit immature for relationships too, I have dealt with so many losers that I know what I don't want and what I do want, that's why I am so dillegent and specific about what I like. I'm just tired of comprimising with guys, and I am seriuosly not afraid if I never get married. It's somethimg I am willing to accept. Because I'm so picky. Maybe one day I will find someone who has everything I want and all that and maybe not who knows what lies ahead in my future. There may not even be a tomorrow.
Shimmer
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I understand all of that, but again, I ask, what does the physical stuff have to do with how much you love him? Or, how much he loves you?
I've seen handsome men beat the living daylights out of their wives, but no one would be able to guess it was really happening.
That physical stuff is great and yeah if you find someone who meets all of those criteria hooray, but the emotional stuff is more important because lemme tell you, we all age, we all start losing our hair, or developing hair in places it wasn't, or that five lbs is harder to lose as time goes on, the teeth aren't as pearly and the hands aren't as soft...so when that physicality wears away because of time and age, it'd do well to have something else behind it that can substantiate the relationship.
I've seen handsome men beat the living daylights out of their wives, but no one would be able to guess it was really happening.
That physical stuff is great and yeah if you find someone who meets all of those criteria hooray, but the emotional stuff is more important because lemme tell you, we all age, we all start losing our hair, or developing hair in places it wasn't, or that five lbs is harder to lose as time goes on, the teeth aren't as pearly and the hands aren't as soft...so when that physicality wears away because of time and age, it'd do well to have something else behind it that can substantiate the relationship.
Pascal
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Ain't now way in the world that a man will be the way I described for him to be and then beat me, hells no it won't work. and emotional feeling and what not must be there but my reason for this whole post once again, was not to talk about emotiom and stuff like that it's to talk about how some women woul prefer their men, hairy or not hairy and all that other glamouros shit, that's all.
| Originally Posted by shimmer I understand all of that, but again, I ask, what does the physical stuff have to do with how much you love him? Or, how much he loves you? I've seen handsome men beat the living daylights out of their wives, but no one would be able to guess it was really happening. That physical stuff is great and yeah if you find someone who meets all of those criteria hooray, but the emotional stuff is more important because lemme tell you, we all age, we all start losing our hair, or developing hair in places it wasn't, or that five lbs is harder to lose as time goes on, the teeth aren't as pearly and the hands aren't as soft...so when that physicality wears away because of time and age, it'd do well to have something else behind it that can substantiate the relationship.
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Ain't now way in the world that a man will be the way I described for him to be and then beat me, hells no it won't work. and emotional feeling and what not must be there but my reason for this whole post once again, was not to talk about emotiom and stuff like that it's to talk about how some women woul prefer their men, hairy or not hairy and all that other glamouros shit, that's all.
Jaim
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I agree with you! I think the initial attraction to someone is superficial but if that's the only reason you like them, you're nuts! I love someone with a personality! I actually met my boyfriend on the net so it was all about personality for a long time! Haha.
| Originally Posted by shimmer I've found that when we get too caught up in the physical we forget what is important...and that's how we treat each other and how we relate to each other. Granted, standards are important, but so is being deeper than a parking lot puddle. |
I agree with you! I think the initial attraction to someone is superficial but if that's the only reason you like them, you're nuts! I love someone with a personality! I actually met my boyfriend on the net so it was all about personality for a long time! Haha.
GreekChick
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There seems to be so much drama on every thread lately.......*sigh*
Shimmer
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I met my husband online.
| Originally Posted by Jaim I agree with you! I think the initial attraction to someone is superficial but if that's the only reason you like them, you're nuts! I love someone with a personality! I actually met my boyfriend on the net so it was all about personality for a long time! Haha. |
I met my husband online.
IslandGirl77
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I met my boyfriend online too. THe only thing I ask in a man, is dont' cheat and don't hit me, and make me laugh. I don't care about any of the other stuff. Because I'm not perfect myself.
ette
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LMAO I got this email:
> >>>Subject: Male/Female Prayers
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> FEMALE PRAYER
> >>>
> >>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> >>>
> >>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> >>>
> >>> One who's handsome, smart and strong
> >>>
> >>> One who loves to listen long,
> >>>
> >>> One who thinks before he speaks,
> >>>
> >>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >>>
> >>> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> >>>
> >>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> >>>
> >>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >>>
> >>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >>>
> >>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> >>>
> >>> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >>>
> >>> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> >>>
> >>> And always be my very best friend.
> >>>
> >>> Amen.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> MALE PRAYER
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> >>>
> >>> who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This
> >>>
> >>> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
> >>>
> >>> Amen.
> >>>Subject: Male/Female Prayers
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> FEMALE PRAYER
> >>>
> >>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> >>>
> >>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> >>>
> >>> One who's handsome, smart and strong
> >>>
> >>> One who loves to listen long,
> >>>
> >>> One who thinks before he speaks,
> >>>
> >>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >>>
> >>> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> >>>
> >>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> >>>
> >>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >>>
> >>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >>>
> >>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> >>>
> >>> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >>>
> >>> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> >>>
> >>> And always be my very best friend.
> >>>
> >>> Amen.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> MALE PRAYER
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> >>>
> >>> who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This
> >>>
> >>> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
> >>>
> >>> Amen.
lara
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Exactly. Be kind and honest, don't raise your hand in anger, and be a good person. Everything else is just irrelevant window dressing.
| Originally Posted by IslandGirl77 I met my boyfriend online too. THe only thing I ask in a man, is dont' cheat and don't hit me, and make me laugh. I don't care about any of the other stuff. Because I'm not perfect myself. |
Exactly. Be kind and honest, don't raise your hand in anger, and be a good person. Everything else is just irrelevant window dressing.
Shimmer
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hahahhaha
Robert Earl Keen, if you can find it, DOWNLOAD THIS just for laughs:
Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Or apparently it's also available by Jason Boland. Whatever.
| Originally Posted by ette LMAO I got this email: > >>> MALE PRAYER > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs > >>> > >>> who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This > >>> > >>> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. > >>> > >>> Amen. |
hahahhaha
Robert Earl Keen, if you can find it, DOWNLOAD THIS just for laughs:
Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
Or apparently it's also available by Jason Boland. Whatever.
user6
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LOL, THIS HAS ME ROLLING!!! I LOVE IT!!! THANKS FOR THIS POST, IT'S AWESOME!!!
| Originally Posted by ette LMAO I got this email: > >>>Subject: Male/Female Prayers > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> FEMALE PRAYER > >>> > >>> Before I lay me down to sleep, > >>> > >>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > >>> > >>> One who's handsome, smart and strong > >>> > >>> One who loves to listen long, > >>> > >>> One who thinks before he speaks, > >>> > >>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > >>> > >>> I pray he's gainfully employed, > >>> > >>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > >>> > >>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, > >>> > >>> Massages my back and begs to do more. > >>> > >>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, > >>> > >>> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > >>> > >>> I pray that this man will love me to no end, > >>> > >>> And always be my very best friend. > >>> > >>> Amen. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> MALE PRAYER > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs > >>> > >>> who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This > >>> > >>> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. > >>> > >>> Amen. |
LOL, THIS HAS ME ROLLING!!! I LOVE IT!!! THANKS FOR THIS POST, IT'S AWESOME!!!
Wattage
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OK, OK, OK. To get this thread back on track, here is my list!!
1. Honest. I can't handle dishonest people - male or female.
2. Well groomed and attractive. I prefer minimal body hair, and also someone who is physically fit. Someone who is fit because they like to look good, but also because of the quality of life it brings.
3. Hard working and well paid. Sorry, I am being honest. If I am going to marry someone, I want them to contribute fairly. Call me shallow, I could care less. I set high standards for myself and don't want someone who doesn't share similar ideals.
4. Educated. Well educated. I need to have someone who can challenge me physically but mentally as well.
5. Is kind to his mother. Damn straight.
6. Is giving and selfless, but puts me in my place when I am being a bitch.
7. Is socially capable of holding his own. There is nothing I hate more than taking a man to a social function where he knows no one and I feel like I have to babysit or do damage control cause he said something moronic.
8. Is as vain as I am. I am vain, yes I am. But those who know me around here know that I am a very caring and diplomatic person. It's all about balance.
9. Is as wild in the sack as I am!
Looks like I have found my perfect match
1. Honest. I can't handle dishonest people - male or female.
2. Well groomed and attractive. I prefer minimal body hair, and also someone who is physically fit. Someone who is fit because they like to look good, but also because of the quality of life it brings.
3. Hard working and well paid. Sorry, I am being honest. If I am going to marry someone, I want them to contribute fairly. Call me shallow, I could care less. I set high standards for myself and don't want someone who doesn't share similar ideals.
4. Educated. Well educated. I need to have someone who can challenge me physically but mentally as well.
5. Is kind to his mother. Damn straight.
6. Is giving and selfless, but puts me in my place when I am being a bitch.
7. Is socially capable of holding his own. There is nothing I hate more than taking a man to a social function where he knows no one and I feel like I have to babysit or do damage control cause he said something moronic.
8. Is as vain as I am. I am vain, yes I am. But those who know me around here know that I am a very caring and diplomatic person. It's all about balance.
9. Is as wild in the sack as I am!
Looks like I have found my perfect match
