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Originally Posted by pumpkincat210
try going from porn to politics. haha, noone would take you seriously. Didn't work out so well for mary cary.
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Check out Italy's Cicciolina: she was a porn star and yet she was elected into the Italian parliament. Mary Carey's campaign for governer didn't work out probably because her platform was extremely weak and rather silly.
And as for me...me and my fiancee like porn, just not all of it. All the implants and labial surgeries get tedious, as do the men who say idiotic things during sex and look like they have a collective I.Q. of ten. Most porn girls are way too thin as well. I'm not a fan of anal and it's hard to find a video/dvd that doesn't have at least one anal scene in it. Also not a fan of cumshots always on the girl's face. If a boyfriend/lover of mine ever did that to me, I do believe I'd grab his balls in a vice-grip and
twist. I'm open to kink and definitely open to new things--I've got a fetish for corsets and knee-high boots and latex and rubber and more things that'll take a while to compile a list of-- but if you want to shoot goo in my eye then you're going to be in dire pain if you attempt it, goddammit.
Me and H mostly watch lesbian porn and gay porn. I adore tattooed punker looking girls (fuck Suicide Girls, though. those bitches in a remake of "
The Wizard of Gore"? wonderful. their shitty acting will make my brain explode. oh well, at least Crispin Glover will kill them in all sorts of exotic manners!). Buck Angel is strangely alluring as well. And I adore a pornstar from the nineties named Michael J. Cox. Yes yes, stupidass name I know. But he's gorgeous
and he's vocal so I'm happy. (and not the stupid vocal either! he's nearly always enjoying himself)
I think I'm mostly a fan of the retro-pornstars: Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, people from that era. Yeah the hairstyles were stupid and the music was worse but at least it wasn't tasteless bullshit crap like Max Hardcore and the gonzo genre. (note: looking both of those up will
really make you hate porn if you have a loathing for it already)
Don't really have a favorite porn movie, though. And now that I'm thinking about it, my favorite sort of porn is the old hand-cranked fetish films. Y'know, the sort of stuff Bettie Page was in. And Victorian-through-fifties porn photos. Most of that is just beautiful. The women aren't skeletons with implants! It's great!
Both me and my fiancee find actual films with actors/actresses that we're genuinely attracted to more satisfying than porn. Stuff like Cronenberg's "
Crash" and "
Videodrome", along with "
Dark Harbor" and nearly anything that Robert Downey Jr.'s been in. Then again, the two of us are admittedly a bit strange.