I helped with a wedding once, and the bride and her mother were the evilest bitches I'd ever seen in my life. The bride for one would not stop effing crying, and threw up twice while my friend was attempting to put make up on her. Finally he stops wasting his product and says "Look honey, pull it together. If you're gonna keep leaking out of your face, this makeup isn't gonna make it past this room." Upon hearing this, the mother, who initially insisted on her makeup being done for free because she was the mother of the bride, flips out on him for talking to her daughter that way on the "happiest day of her life." The bride continued to vomit and cry, ruining the makeup COMPLETELY, and then she and her mother had the audacity to ask us to start over and use waterproof materials.
So yes, I understand that some people want miracles for pennies, martygreene sounds like someone who's worth much more than that. I don't think it would be worth it for you either. Nobody should have to put up with crap like that for any amount of money.