There is a strange animal under my bed....

rbella

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Seriously,
I was walking into my bedroom during the commercial break for CSI, Miami. I was trying to go to my closet to get the shoes I bought today so I could show Mr. Rbella. On the way to my closet a freakishly ugly, wormlike, pinkish in color, beady eyed thing wiggled past my bare f*cking foot and underneath my bed. It was at least an inch and half long with a f*cking tail.

I screamed bloody murder. I said "Oh my God!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! Come get it!! Come get it!!" Unfortunately for me, my husband couldn't be bothered because get this, CSI had come back on. Are you friggin' kidding me? I came in and yelled at him that there is a scorpion, snakelike creature underneath the bed and he damn sure better get it before I have a heart attack. His response was "I can't see underneath the bed, what do you want me to do about it?" I said "What the hell do you think I married you for?" He doesn't even care that this God-awful creature is going to try and kill us tonight or at the very least eat our toes. I'm so pissed at him I can't see straight (not really, I still love the fool).

I am seriously thinking about sleeping at a hotel but I'm afraid of bedbugs and a hurricane is coming around the time I'd have to check out. I'm really freaking out.

Mr. Rbella just said that he'll "look into it" before we go to bed. I'm so lucky. My hero.
 

choozen1ne

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You poor thing - I would go sleep some where else and find somethng hard to throw at your husbands head - you are getting attacked by some freaky animal and he didn't come to your rescue
I know from personal experience sleeping in a room where some killer animal is lurking is no fun -Good Luck
 

cre8_yourself

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that is tooooo damn funny lmao... I actually get hives when I see creepy crawlers.. wonder what would have happened if I saw it hahah.. ur husband needs to man up (no offense)... how about you have an adventure with him and try to figure out what it is..either that or stay in a telly and call the terminator.... but ewwww it had a tailll!! grosssssssssssss
 

MACLovin

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AAH!! That's creepy! Theres no way in hell I'd be sleeping in my bed until that creature was out of there.. lol

Maybe it was just a little gecko/lizard? I live in south FL and we get those in the house sometimes.. The ones that hang around by the door at night are sort of pinkish/flesh colored and they have beady black eyes, so it sounds like thats possibly what it could have been.
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Hope the hubby is able to get the lil bugger out from under the bed so you don't have to sleep on the couch, LOL..

Stay safe during that storm!
 

SkylarV217

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HUM .... maybe it was the thing that you believed had died in your tummy, ... That sounds really weird and I would freak too... If your hubby gets it please post a pic lol ..... You better sit him down * After CSI* .... and Camly explain to him that you ONLY married him so that he could keep the creepy Crawlies out... and if he can't do that anymore your simply gonna have to call a lawyer b/c he is not fulfilling his marital duties......
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PS - With storms coming all sorts of little animals look for shelter.... they have the instincts and all I hope you are able to stay safe and wait it out...
 

Divinity

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NO FRIGGIN' WAY!! Something that size gets loose in a room and the thing can HAVE it. My hubby knows if he doesn't take care of any "visitors", he's out a bed buddy.
 

coachkitten

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Rbella your posts are so funny! On a serious note Mr Rbella needs to press pause on the DVR and get up and take care of the big scary bug! I would be freaking out as well.

BTW Skylar I love your avatar!
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SkylarV217

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Originally Posted by coachkitten
BTW Skylar I love your avatar!
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Thanks =) I try to convince myself of it daily as I look at all the tan girls in the summer time ;-)
 

blueagave

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Since reading your story, I have been seriously itching all over! Black eyes, pink wormlike creature... that makes for some serious nightmares... Yikes!
 

misz_addy

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lmfao..thats so funny!just imagine if by today u still havent check it out, it creeps underneath ur bedsheet or wherever u might be lying down n later into ur clothes..yikesss!!
 

MACATTAK

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No way would I be able to sleep. HELLO...what if it crawls away & he can't find it?????? I'd be sleeping in another room with a towel or something under the door to ensure nothing could get in. Please keep us updated on this horrific situation! I would seriously die!!!!
 

snowflakelashes

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this is why i'm so glad to live in the arctic... just saying... when I did live in southern climates and I ended up having something I saw scurry across my bedroom floor, my reaction, I shut the door, stuff towels along the cracks and slept in the chair in what served as my meager living room because I was scared to go in there :-| yikes, i would have freaked out more than you i think... I'm a fraidy crat when it comes to creepy crawlies... :-|
 

talste

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lmao, I love your posts rbella, They're always entertaining.
Please keep us updated on Mr rbella & the creepy crawly misadventure
 

rbella

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Originally Posted by cre8_yourself
ur husband needs to man up (no offense)...

I totally see why you would think this, but it is more of an issue of him thinking I need to "man up". How sad is that? He doesn't understand my insane fear of insects, creepy crawlers, flies, bees, etc. He thinks I'm over dramatic. I swear a roach could crawl on his lap and he would pet the damn thing. Just kidding, in that case he might stop watching his show to kill it.

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Originally Posted by Divinity
NO FRIGGIN' WAY!! Something that size gets loose in a room and the thing can HAVE it. My hubby knows if he doesn't take care of any "visitors", he's out a bed buddy.

Sing is sista! Unfortunately, I steal the covers, snore, kick him during my sleep and talk in my sleep, so he is probably psyched to have the bed for the night. I've figured out that it is all a masterminded plan of his to get a good nights' sleep.

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Originally Posted by MACLovin
Maybe it was just a little gecko/lizard? I live in south FL and we get those in the house sometimes.. The ones that hang around by the door at night are sort of pinkish/flesh colored and they have beady black eyes, so it sounds like thats possibly what it could have been.
smiles.gif


Stay safe during that storm!


OH MY GOD THAT IS SO GROSS I CAN'T STAND IT. If that is what it is, I'll die. My husband said it was probably the same thing and that if it does get in the bed "you'll be fine, the worst that will happen is it will lick your eye like the gecko in the Geico commercials."
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Thanks for the good thoughts about the storm. I grew up with these and this one is so small it's really not a big deal. Just excited to sleep in (on what and where I have no idea) during the rain.

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217
HUM .... maybe it was the thing that you believed had died in your tummy, ... That sounds really weird and I would freak too... If your hubby gets it please post a pic lol ..... You better sit him down * After CSI* .... and Camly explain to him that you ONLY married him so that he could keep the creepy Crawlies out... and if he can't do that anymore your simply gonna have to call a lawyer b/c he is not fulfilling his marital duties......
th_LMAO.gif



PS - With storms coming all sorts of little animals look for shelter.... they have the instincts and all I hope you are able to stay safe and wait it out...


Yea, we discussed this and he said "ok, well lets talk about some of the duties I'd like you to fulfill more often." I decided to let it go. God only knows what he would come up with, you know?
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I do believe that it crawled out from my ass and is under the bed because my stomach feels better. What if it is a tapeworm. I'll die.

Skylar, if anymore bugs dare come into this house I will no longer be posting on here because I will be in a mental institution for sure.

BTW, shouldn't my damned cat have gotten this? Useless.


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Originally Posted by coachkitten
Rbella your posts are so funny! On a serious note Mr Rbella needs to press pause on the DVR and get up and take care of the big scary bug! I would be freaking out as well.

This statement leads me to believe that you are unversed in the severity of my husband's cheapness. You must be under the impression that he would actually shell out the $150 for a DVR. This is the same man who is so excited that we can buy a converter for our old analog television so that we don't have to buy a new HDTV when the conversion happens. It will only cost $40, Yippee!!!!

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Originally Posted by misz_addy
lmfao..thats so funny!just imagine if by today u still havent check it out, it creeps underneath ur bedsheet or wherever u might be lying down n later into ur clothes..yikesss!!

Do you hate me?

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Originally Posted by MACATTAK
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No way would I be able to sleep. HELLO...what if it crawls away & he can't find it?????? I'd be sleeping in another room with a towel or something under the door to ensure nothing could get in. Please keep us updated on this horrific situation! I would seriously die!!!!


I have to give Mr. Rbella some props. He did tear apart the bed a little while ago to try and find it. I mean he took the big ass king size mattress off, box springs, everything. However, because CSI was so damned important, it was too late and the creature is gone. Probably lodged in my pillowcase waiting to eat my eyeballs.

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Originally Posted by snowflakelashes
this is why i'm so glad to live in the arctic... just saying... when I did live in southern climates and I ended up having something I saw scurry across my bedroom floor, my reaction, I shut the door, stuff towels along the cracks and slept in the chair in what served as my meager living room because I was scared to go in there :-| yikes, i would have freaked out more than you i think... I'm a fraidy crat when it comes to creepy crawlies... :-|

I used to live in an apartment with big trees. These huge flying waterbugs (big roaches) would fly EVERYWHERE at night b/c the lights in the complex would confuse them. I literally had to run to my front door every single night with my mouth pressed as tightly shut as possible so one wouldn't fly in my mouth. They would bounce off my head. It was so nasty. I taped my door frame shut once b/c they were swarming outside and I was scared to death it would come in through the cracks of my door. Roaches are pure evil.

Just a clarification, my man is cheap and slow with killing bugs, but he is by far the best man in the whole world. I still get a love note everyday (I've been with him 10 years) and he's never missed a day. He is a total sweetie, we just like to rank on each other.

Actually, as soon as I started this thread he said "are you writing about me on Specktra?" When I told him "yes" he went to tear apart the bed. Poor baby....
 

SkylarV217

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Originally Posted by rbella

Actually, as soon as I started this thread he said "are you writing about me on Specktra?" When I told him "yes" he went to tear apart the bed. Poor baby....


It's sad when they come to expect it lol .... and then they know they are about to get "torn in to" by a ton of Specktrites ..... Now you know you can just get your computer out when you want to light a fire under him ...
 

rbella

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I know!! He just informed me that this whole thread was "piss poor" in his opinion! Hahahahahah!! I couldn't stop laughing.
 

rbella

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Dear Lord,
I'm going to bed now. Please let me awaken in the morn with all my limbs and essential equipment intact. Please keep the evil creature away from me during the night and only allow him to nibble on Mr. Rbella. If you could do that, I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you,
Rbella
 
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