There is a strange animal under my bed....

CantAffordMAC

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217
HUM .... maybe it was the thing that you believed had died in your tummy, ... ...

Thats what I was gonna say!!

Rbella SERIOUSLY, u might be the funniest person on specktra, EVER!!! You crack me up! And ur husband does too!!
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The little buggar sounds cute. Keep him, as a pet.
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PolyphonicLove

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Your waterbug story = my worst nightmare. I seriously have the biggest fear of them, which stems from when I was younger. Having a bunch of them swarming at my front door would send me into hysterics.
 

lukinamama

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Originally Posted by rbella
Dear Lord,
I'm going to bed now. Please let me awaken in the morn with all my limbs and essential equipment intact. Please keep the evil creature away from me during the night and only allow him to nibble on Mr. Rbella. If you could do that, I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you,
Rbella


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ratmist

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Originally Posted by rbella
I used to live in an apartment with big trees. These huge flying waterbugs (big roaches) would fly EVERYWHERE at night b/c the lights in the complex would confuse them. I literally had to run to my front door every single night with my mouth pressed as tightly shut as possible so one wouldn't fly in my mouth. They would bounce off my head. It was so nasty. I taped my door frame shut once b/c they were swarming outside and I was scared to death it would come in through the cracks of my door. Roaches are pure evil.

The only phobia I have is an acute fear of cockroaches. The ones where I grew up could fly short distances. I once had one fly up and get caught in my hair, right next to my right ear. I screamed and screamed while the thing fluttered about my face, trying to get free. It was terrifying.

I'm pretty fearless about creatures, but I go completely weak at the sight of a roach. I remember it fluttering around my face and I freeze with fear. I can't even squish them, I'm so scared of them.

I was *this* close to walking out of WALL-E as a result of his little cockroach friend.
 

k.a.t

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^^ haha that wall-e comment made me laugh, though i think he's actually cute.

rbella, you are so brave, if this happened to me i probably would've passed out and there's no way in HELL i'd even be sleeping in my own house until that thing was sorted out, even then i'd be picturing it crawling around, ugh. It really does sound like a nightmare, i would'nt be able to sleep for a good 2 weeks after that =\
 

User93

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OMG i would have a heart attack if i saw it, i would be all the way running around the house waving hands with my eyes popping out screaming for help. Im sooo afraid if this craetures. Damn Rbella, stay strong, lol! No, seriously! And tell Mr Rbella to get out of the couch and save the world finally! OMG keep us updated what was it. aaaaaaa
 

rbella

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Thanks for all the kind words ladies.

Last night was rough, to say the least. We went to bed and typically I can't stand trying to go to sleep if Mr. Rbella is "holding me". It's too damn hot and I can't move. But, last night, I demanded that he enclose my entire body with his on the off chance something odd came lurking about in the sheets.

Unfortunately for me, Mr. Rbella fell asleep in about 1.5 seconds and became nothing more than a hot, sweaty, 200 lb dead weight. I thought "what the hell do I do now?" If I make him move, I'm all alone on my side of the bed with something that could possibly touch me and be slimy and disgusting. Or, I can leave this lump of uselessness on top of me and suffocate.

I decided to move him and spent the entire night freaking out. I got up at around 5am and moved to the living room couch to see the updates on the "hurricane" (that is not really a hurricane) and I tried to sleep on the couch.

As I finally drift off into my slumber, my friggin' cat, FiFi, jumps up on to my stomach and runs across my body and off the couch. What the hell was she trying to do? Sometimes she just decides to wig out. Needless to say that sent me into a frenzy of freakouts. Was she chasing the monster? Oh My God? Had it JUST BEEN ON TOP OF ME? I couldn't stand it.

I tried to sleep in our guest bedroom and finally drifted off after shutting all the doors to the room, dressing myself from head to toe in a long sleeved shirt, sweat pants, tube socks and about 20 layers of bedding. I got a total of 3 hours of sleep.

Oh, and I think it crawled back inside my stomach.
 

k.a.t

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Aww poor you, i really hope you get rid of this 'thing' whatever it is, if it's still there, everytime i think about it my skin gets itchy :S
 

panther27

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Oh my God......I would seriously just die if I had to lived around those flying roaches that you mentioned.I am scared to death of roaches...wow you are very brave for even being anywhere near those things,I would be screamin my head off!
 

rbella

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^^^ I can't scream b/c they'll fly into my mouth!!! They are so gross they freak me out!!!!!!!!!!
 

elegant-one

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Oh my golly, I don't even know what to say....I'm laughing so hard that you should be able to hear me!

I just want to have a drink with you
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you are so crazy hilarious
 

rbella

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Woo Hoo!! That would be awesome. We would have the best time!!! We could share stories about men, makeup and lattes!!!!

I'd have drinks with you anytime, anywhere! You're the best!!!!!!!!!!
 

elegant-one

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Woo Hoo!! That would be awesome. We would have the best time!!! We could share stories about men, makeup and lattes!!!!

I'd have drinks with you anytime, anywhere! You're the best!!!!!!!!!!


Aw....the thing is....you make me laugh so much - my drink would prolly come out my nose
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MiCHiE

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rbella, you are not alone. As a matter of fact, this whole thread is creeping me the hell out, LOL. I am terrified of roaches. I just moved into my house in June and I was slowing doing it because I was waiting on Brinks, cable, internet and appliances....So, everyday I would bring what I could and set up...Well, there was one damn roach that was in the kitchen cabinet every day. And it had the nerve to slowly crawl away like, "This bitch needs to stop opening and closing my damn door!"
I had gone to Lowe's and gotten the Orthro bug spray that my inspector advised and began to spray. Well, 2 roaches crawled out....one from I don't know where and another from behind the stove. The (fearful) woman in me asked, "What have I gotten myself into, buying this house? I can't live here with these roaches!" while the homeowner part of me was saying, "You better man your ass up and let them know whose house this is!".
In the end, I'm still scared of those bastards. On top of that, when I first saw this thread, I was trying to smoke out a spider (a big one, too) with Bengal spray.
 

Sanayhs

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In my place of residence, I have to be the manly one. My boyfriend is absolutely terrified of any sort of insect, and 99% of them I am completely calm with. I don't know how I'd feel about that thing, though. My cat would probably want to play with it and my rabbit would just sit there... And I'd be naming it...
 

rbella

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Originally Posted by ♥MiCHiE♥
rbella, you are not alone. As a matter of fact, this whole thread is creeping me the hell out, LOL. I am terrified of roaches. I just moved into my house in June and I was slowing doing it because I was waiting on Brinks, cable, internet and appliances....So, everyday I would bring what I could and set up...Well, there was one damn roach that was in the kitchen cabinet every day. And it had the nerve to slowly crawl away like, "This bitch needs to stop opening and closing my damn door!"
I had gone to Lowe's and gotten the Orthro bug spray that my inspector advised and began to spray. Well, 2 roaches crawled out....one from I don't know where and another from behind the stove. The (fearful) woman in me asked, "What have I gotten myself into, buying this house? I can't live here with these roaches!" while the homeowner part of me was saying, "You better man your ass up and let them know whose house this is!".
In the end, I'm still scared of those bastards. On top of that, when I first saw this thread, I was trying to smoke out a spider (a big one, too) with Bengal spray.


Oh Sweet Jesus, what a nightmare!!!!!! My sister just told me a story about a woman who lived in Florida. She had forgotten to roll up the windows in her car when she was at work. She got in the car later that night to go pick up a friend and go to dinner.

Well, she was driving down the street and kept hearing these weird noises but couldn't figure out what it was. When she picked up her friend, her friend opened the door and the car light came on and her back seat was COVERED in big ass roaches! I actually dry-heaved last night when my sister told me that story.
 

rbella

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Originally Posted by elegant-one
Aw....the thing is....you make me laugh so much - my drink would prolly come out my nose
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Perhaps, but you are the only person I know who would look lovely while spewing pinot noir out your noggin.
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Divinity

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Originally Posted by rbella

Sing is sista! Unfortunately, I steal the covers, snore, kick him during my sleep and talk in my sleep, so he is probably psyched to have the bed for the night. I've figured out that it is all a masterminded plan of his to get a good nights' sleep.


Hmmm...that's a pretty crappy way to go about it. Think of what gives him the creeps that doesn't bother you and reverse it. Hope he's not one of those guys that doesn't have any phobias or you're out of luck.
 
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