This sucks a$$

[aleksis210]

You know what I just thought of...You know those cheesecake wheels from like costco or even your local grocery store that has all the different flavors...i'm all about cooking/homemade goodness, but who in the HELL wouldn't like that? a crazy person. that's who.

 

[TISH1124]

Get your apple pie candles and burn then in the house...turn your oven on to heat up the house...While this is going run to the bakery get a apple pie ...come home transfer it into your pie dish...sprinkle a little cinnamon and sugar on the top carelessly for appearance only...Dessert is served!! Yeahhh!!!

Ps. you know I am your sister from another mother....I was in charge of the HAM....Honey Baked loved me this morning when I picked up to nice ones!!!

 

[MzzRach]

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Originally Posted by TISH1127 Get your apple pie candles and burn then in the house...turn your oven on to heat up the house...While this is going run to the bakery get a apple pie ...come home transfer it into your pie dish...sprinkle a little cinnamon and sugar on the top carelessly for appearance only...Dessert is served!! Yeahhh!!! Ps. you know I am your sister from another mother....I was in charge of the HAM....Honey Baked loved me this morning when I picked up to nice ones!!!

In my opinion, this is the perfect solution. Or the cheesecake wheelie from Costo that Aleksis suggested.

 

[MzzRach]

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Originally Posted by MsButterfli whatever i'd bring i WOULDNT eat it just to mess with them, and if they asked why i wasnt eating I'd be like "i forgot the antidote" lol sorry im just evil, id go with a big ass pan of Stouffers Lasagne with extra mozzarella on top and call it a day

 

[Kelly78]

Go to coolwhip.com - there's some really super easy recipes there. Good luck!!

 

[Simply Elegant]

Whichever recipe you choose, I'd do a small test run just to make sure it'll turn out. Then they can't complain because you'll know it's good.

 

[SMMY]

I just want to see pictures of said dessert.
and rbella, I feel your pain.
whats an oven?

 

[chocolategoddes]

Let me introduce you to my good friend Sara Lee.

 

[RoxyJ]

Easiest Recipe ever:
1 20 oz can of crushed pineapples
1 box of 1 step angel food cake

Preheat over to 350*
Spay a large cake pan with non-stick spray
Add all of the canned pineapple to the mix, (make sure you use a really big bowl this stuff expands). Stir until well mixed. Pour into cake pan.
Cook for time stated on box.

Optional: Top with coolwhip
Optional: Top with coconut
Optional: Drisle with Maple Syrup (add points for this one)

Super Weight Watcher Friendly (I think 2 points per slice, but i can'r remember)

 

[rbella]

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Originally Posted by SMMY I just want to see pictures of said dessert. and rbella, I feel your pain. whats an oven?

SMMY, how did I know you would understand? I love you. I am going to try my hand at this damn thing called a "gooey butter cake". It is from a cookbook that my husband's mom gave me called the "Cake Doctor", which in an of itself says how much faith she has in me. It looks like it might be simple enough. I shall take pictorials and let you see.

BTW, as a sidenote, I get a friggin' cookbook every year from my MIL as a Christmas gift and a Birthday gift. Take a damn hint, okay? I suck. I don't cook, I burn things, I don't measure correctly, I sweat while I bake, I hate everything involving an oven or stove or pot or boiling water. WTF? Why cant' you get a freaking clue when I bring wine every year that all I know how to do is pop a damn cork?

 

[Esme]

I say the way his family treats you is not right, even if you do say they love you. Screw em, get drunk before you go, say, "I'll show you pie, M-F's" flash em, then puke on the turkey!!
Oh yeah, I know you won't though.
Look, honey, I am 50, I cook a hundred times better than either of my husband's mothers (that is one ex and one current husband and one mother each, it didn't come out too clear) and I would NOT cook for people who treated me like that. See, love is one of the ingredients and if you ain't feelin' it, it will show. So burn their cake.
Seriously, can you get your mom or a sister or friend who cooks well to help you?

 

[blindpassion]

lolll ^ she should definitely puke on the turkey.

 

[TISH1124]

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Originally Posted by rbella SMMY, how did I know you would understand? I love you. I am going to try my hand at this damn thing called a "gooey butter cake". It is from a cookbook that my husband's mom gave me called the "Cake Doctor", which in an of itself says how much faith she has in me. It looks like it might be simple enough. I shall take pictorials and let you see. BTW, as a sidenote, I get a friggin' cookbook every year from my MIL as a Christmas gift and a Birthday gift. Take a damn hint, okay? I suck. I don't cook, I burn things, I don't measure correctly, I sweat while I bake, I hate everything involving an oven or stove or pot or boiling water. WTF? Why cant' you get a freaking clue when I bring wine every year that all I know how to do is pop a damn cork?

Let her know your dh married you for your many hidden secret talents ...and cooking was not one of them...Tell her you can't elaborate because it would get far to personal and explicit ....She would probably faint...
Good luck with the dessert...I can't wait to see pictures too... Not of the actual dessert but of you covered in flour

Oh sorry

 

[SMMY]

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Originally Posted by Esme I say the way his family treats you is not right, even if you do say they love you. Screw em, get drunk before you go, say, "I'll show you pie, M-F's" flash em, then puke on the turkey!! Oh yeah, I know you won't though. Look, honey, I am 50, I cook a hundred times better than either of my husband's mothers (that is one ex and one current husband and one mother each, it didn't come out too clear) and I would NOT cook for people who treated me like that. See, love is one of the ingredients and if you ain't feelin' it, it will show. So burn their cake. Seriously, can you get your mom or a sister or friend who cooks well to help you?

I'm voting for the pie-flashing and turkey vomiting as well. Seriously though, why make someone stress out over something that isn't their forte? Its just mean spirited and evil. I still think that you should just go store bought and the hell with them. You work hard for a living, so no excuses are needed and they should understand. Thanksgiving should be about fun and good company, not a stress-o-thon.

That being said, us specktra-ites have your back and think you're fabulous, pie or not.

and pictures please, because we love you.

 

[Chikky]

I would totally buy a package of those pre-cut sugar cookies with the designs in them that all you have to do is put on a sheet and bake.

 

[TISH1124]

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Originally Posted by Chikky I would totally buy a package of those pre-cut sugar cookies with the designs in them that all you have to do is put on a sheet and bake.

yep add a few M&M's for the original homebaked appeal

Ok Bella...I did buy my hams...just say'n ....I'm gonna put my honey baked ham in a roaster and replace the HBH foil with reynolds wrap foil paper ...

 

[MzzRach]

rbella - please don't wind yourself into a frenzy over this. It's not worth it.

We all have our strengths and weaknesses, so effing what if you are not a gourmet chef. You are an amazing human being. Let's see, which matters more?

I know your DH loves you (he better!) and his family too, it just hurts me to see you stressing.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow.

 

[MiCHiE]

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Originally Posted by TISH1127 Let her know your dh married you for your many hidden secret talents ...and cooking was not one of them...Tell her you can't elaborate because it would get far to personal and explicit ....She would probably faint...

I'm sure they've already figured that out LOL. Seriously, I had to stop dating my last on-again-off-again BF when I thought his family figured it out.

 

[jdechant]

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Originally Posted by TISH1127 yep add a few M&M's for the original homebaked appeal Ok Bella...I did buy my hams...just say'n ....I'm gonna put my honey baked ham in a roaster and replace the HBH foil with reynolds wrap foil paper ...

Haha..m&m's for the homebaked appeal? haha..thats brilliant!

 

[iheartcolor]

Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake!

So easy! And tasty!

-Lauren