Weirdest Pets Ever

[Candy Christ]

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Originally Posted by gildedangel Hahaha, my cat loves ham and cream cheese. Once I left my bagel with cream cheese up on the kitchen counter (which my cat KNOWS she is not allowed on) and I came back to my cat licking the cream cheese off of my bagel, I was so mad!

My cat doesn't like counters, which I don't understand. But if I leave anything on the table, especially cereal or milk, all you see is his cat butt because he's already halfway falling into something trying to drink milk. I swear he's human. He probably hates his name, which is why he steals my milk.

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

Where do I begin? I'll start with SpazzCat. I got him in 2000 after my two cats Rosie and Casey passed away. Black and white cat with crazy looking eyes and the longest whiskers I've ever seen. He was attacked by my ex-neighbor's Rottie that escaped from their back yard. We didn't think he'd survive. He did but lost his back right leg because it was broken very high up. He's now with my parents since I had gone off to school and couldn't have pets in my apartment. He's just the coolest friggin' cat!

Gezebel.. my husbands cat that he adopted about 5 years before we met. At that time they estimated she was probably 10 years old. So she's around 22 years old approximately. When the end of the world comes there will probably be cockroaches and Gezebel left! She's very human and VERY bossy.. Won't eat dry food OR wet food. So I'll give her dry food with milk like cereal.. it's looks disgusting but she loves it.

Mungo and Charlie are 2 brother strays that we found 6 years ago. They still act like kittens and CANNOT be seperated. Mungo was the runt and is now 20 pounds. Charlie is a love whore and has a weird fascination with people's fingers. He likes to lick them.

Babydude. My little guy even though he's 3 now. He's neurotic but in a cute way. LOVES aluminum foil that is balled up. When we were moving, underneath the couch and the stove was about 100 balls that he hoarded. I always thought my husband threw them away and he thought the same about me. Nope... just packrat cat. He can be on the opposite side of the house and hear when I pick up the little jar of Pounce treats. He likes the litter box. He's figured out that when he gets in it, a few minutes later the rake will move (it's electric). He used to try to burrow into my hair in the middle of the night.. Apparently he's reverting back to baby kitty days because he's starting it again. He likes hardwood floors because he can slide around while chasing his tail. Oh yeah, he also has learned that when he brings the aluminum foil ball back to me, I'll throw it. He plays fetch better than most dogs!

Well, that's all I can come up with for now. Apologies for bumping an old post, but I need to brag about my babies!!!

Now I have to find pictures!!!

 

[MzzRach]

The "kneading" thing is actually quite typical for cats. My vet likens it to thumb sucking in young children - it's like a comfort/anti-anxiety thing.

Needless to say, both my cats "make a lot of bread".

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

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Originally Posted by xsnowwhite aw I am sorry to hear, but glad you're able to be positive about it. Thats so cute about the beanie babies. I love when animals do funny things like that. My cat is freaking crazy. Alot of times she will scratch on the shower door and if I let her in, she just scratches from the inside. It's so strange, I have no clue what she is trying to accomplish haha. And she takes my hair ties and puts them in her water dish! She is a nut. She also has a major attitude, she always scratches me and bites me I have a countless amount of scars all over my arms. OMG and sometimes she follows me up the stairs at night and bites my ankles/legs! It is so freaky. Haha wow I osund like a crazy cat lady right there...

LOL! Your cat acts almost exactly like Babydude. He always has to be in the same room as me and tries to beat me to the bathroom. If he doesn't make it and the door is closed, he'll scratch the door for a few seconds then just lay on the outside of the door with his paw extended as far as he can get it under the door. If I leave the bathroom door open while I'm in the shower, he freaks out and just wails at the top of his lungs until I'm done or annoyed enough that I get out and close the door. Maybe he thinks I'm in danger and being punished?

When he was a few months old, he was psycho cat. If he wanted to be in my lap or on the back of my office chair, he'd try to jump and stick to the chair like velcro. Well, 9 times out of 10 he'd miss and be stuck to my side and hip like velcro! I still have some pretty nasty scars from that... I know he wasn't trying to hurt me but damn! It's painful!

 

[booyahceebshere]

my dog was from inbreeding. her stomach is black, all of her skin is greasy and flakey, she smells terrible, her paws crack a lot, and she scratches herself constantly. everyone refuses to pet her and no one likes her, but i've had her for 8 to 9 years. she's my bff and i love her to death. i wish people would take the time to get to know her, she's aloof at first, but after she's the sweetest dog ever.

 

[Candy Christ]

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Originally Posted by Dr_Girlfriend When he was a few months old, he was psycho cat. If he wanted to be in my lap or on the back of my office chair, he'd try to jump and stick to the chair like velcro. Well, 9 times out of 10 he'd miss and be stuck to my side and hip like velcro! I still have some pretty nasty scars from that... I know he wasn't trying to hurt me but damn! It's painful!

My kittens do this! Especially the girl. Yesterday she jumped and grabbed hold of my thigh and now I have six holes that looks like a soup laddle. My fatcat Kiev tried to jump to the chair but he's so chubby that all he got a hold of was a magazine and fell over.

 

[TISH1124]

My puppy is just weird....She has an obsession for toenail polish on TOES!! if she sees women with toenail polish she just starts freakin out, barking and batting her paws at their toes and then trying to bite their feet

...the more they move their feet the more she goes after them...No polish no problem...But if I put on the slightest color she goes nutso....

I bought her, her own feet AND polished the toes so she could stop attacking mine and everyone laughed at me....They said I was a serial killer in hiding lol


Her feet I purchased ...Not sure who is weirder me or Jazzy...I bought these off Ebay and had them shipped all the way from Taiwan...

 

[MACATTAK]

I love it Tish!! That is soo freakin' cute!!

 

[LMD84]

Tish those feet are freaky!!! But your puppy is very cute. Quite random that she doesn't like painted toes!

 

[MxAxC-_ATTACK]

I have a Boston terrier that is Allergic to A LOT of things, mostly things in the air, He often chews and rubs his skin so raw that he bleeds and gets blood all over the carpet, and the couch, or whatever he has chosen to sleep on.

He is purebred, but he is also a rescue. I do believe that inbreeding is what has caused his allergies as well.

I'm so sorry that this has happened to your pooch.

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

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Originally Posted by Candy Christ My kittens do this! Especially the girl. Yesterday she jumped and grabbed hold of my thigh and now I have six holes that looks like a soup laddle. My fatcat Kiev tried to jump to the chair but he's so chubby that all he got a hold of was a magazine and fell over.

A cat that my husband had before we met had kittens. They did the velcro thing as well Apparently they loved to be lobbed onto the curtains. They would climb down and come back to be thrown again... Bizarre... Wish I had known that at the time because it would have been completely adorable to watch.

 

[Candy Christ]

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Originally Posted by Dr_Girlfriend A cat that my husband had before we met had kittens. They did the velcro thing as well Apparently they loved to be lobbed onto the curtains. They would climb down and come back to be thrown again... Bizarre... Wish I had known that at the time because it would have been completely adorable to watch.

My kittens like to grab my legs when I'm wearing basketball/gym shorts because of the little holes on them, IDK why.

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

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Originally Posted by Candy Christ My kittens like to grab my legs when I'm wearing basketball/gym shorts because of the little holes on them, IDK why.

Dunno... but if I had claws with that kind of stick, I'd want to hook onto everything too!

I was trying to find my pictures of SpazzCat. He loves flip-flops and feet.

 

[purrtykitty]

I had a cat, named Hobo, that only had one eye (very sad story, so I'll spare y'all that), but he was very skittish and didn't like many people. When DH and I were just friends, Hobo actually liked him...one of the very few people this cat liked. But when we started dating, Hobo decided that future DH was taking up too much of my time and would run every time FDH came over. Silly cat!

Hobo would also let me know when my room was to messy. Once it got past a certain point, he would refuse to enter until I cleaned up!

Now, I've got a kitty (Chewy) that loves Cheerios (or really anything oat-based). He'll actually eat a number of very strange things.

 

[Candy Christ]

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty Now, I've got a kitty (Chewy) that loves Cheerios (or really anything oat-based). He'll actually eat a number of very strange things.

One of my kittens eats bran flakes, cheerios, puffed wheat, and bread. It's really weird.

 

[Dr_Girlfriend]

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty I had a cat, named Hobo, that only had one eye (very sad story, so I'll spare y'all that), but he was very skittish and didn't like many people. When DH and I were just friends, Hobo actually liked him...one of the very few people this cat liked. But when we started dating, Hobo decided that future DH was taking up too much of my time and would run every time FDH came over. Silly cat! Hobo would also let me know when my room was to messy. Once it got past a certain point, he would refuse to enter until I cleaned up! Now, I've got a kitty (Chewy) that loves Cheerios (or really anything oat-based). He'll actually eat a number of very strange things.

Awww! Hobo.. that's cute. We have a tomcat that hangs around and used to try to attack Gezebel.. she's twice his size and just pummeled the crap out of him! He too only has one eye so we call him Willy. We used to try to scare him away but we just realized that he belongs to the people across the street. Shows how sociable we are sometimes... I'm no longer mean to him and he's getting more comfortable around us since now I find him hanging around outside my garage for me to get home so he can have yumyums... It's hilarious!

 

[stronqerx]

I have labrador/pitbull mutt. He likes to eat paper, IDK WHY! and he growls in his sleep lmao. He's not vicious, but he is scary at first bcuz he barks. Also if he sees my feet or arms moving underneath my bed cover he likes to nibble my feet or arm while trying to chase it. He also thinks hes a cat, he licks himself and sits on the window sill (he doesn't fit, two legs always dangle). There's lots more, but all in all he's a good loyal dog, and very affectionate. I love him soo mucho!

 

[Candy Christ]

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Originally Posted by stronqerx I have labrador/pitbull mutt. He likes to eat paper, IDK WHY! and he growls in his sleep lmao. He's not vicious, but he is scary at first bcuz he barks. Also if he sees my feet or arms moving underneath my bed cover he likes to nibble my feet or arm while trying to chase it. He also thinks hes a cat, he licks himself and sits on the window sill (he doesn't fit, two legs always dangle). There's lots more, but all in all he's a good loyal dog, and very affectionate. I love him soo mucho!

My kitten does the same thing except it's the legs, not feet, So funny!

 

[stronqerx]

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Originally Posted by Candy Christ My kitten does the same thing except it's the legs, not feet, So funny!

see, I told you he thinks he's a cat.