I also don't own any vaseline... I have an eyelash curler that my sister gave me, but I never use it. I don't own bronzer or falsies either.
lhorgan: I don't brush my hair either! I own a hairbrush, but I might use it once every two months? I have rather short, really layered hair that's straight, so I don't really ever need to use it, and I like the bedhead (simulated with product of course) look anyways.