what men do while you're shopping...!?

Eoraptor

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Heehee... I have SUCH a different perspective on this topic.
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brandiisamonkey

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Originally Posted by Shimmer
I solved that once.

I made two grilled cheese sandwhiches. One with MY cheese and MY bread and MY butter...one with the generic stuff, and I made him taste test.
I won.
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my mom once bought generic cheese slices... I went to make my lil bro a grilled cheese and the cheese NEVER melted, we then stuck a peice in the microwave and it never even bubbled, somethign is terribly wrong when that happens...

and that is why I dont eat the cheep food THERE IS A DIFFRENCE!!!!
 

Dianora

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Originally Posted by Shimmer
I don't shop.
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Not really at least. My husband barges through pushing the basket as fast as he can and literally saying move it or lose it to people in the middle of the aisle.
When he goes grocery shopping, he don't fuck around.


And you say that like it makes you proud? Sounds like an asshole to me.
 

ExquisiteImages

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Originally Posted by Dianora
And you say that like it makes you proud? Sounds like an asshole to me.




That is an unncessary comment to make. Be nice. This to me is a TOS violation of a very simple rule:


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10) Respect others views and opinions. Harassment or personal attacks will NOT be tolerated.
 

Shimmer

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and that is why I dont eat the cheep food THERE IS A DIFFRENCE!!!!

There is.
Some things it's no big deal, others, it's a HUGE deal.
I prefer organic milk. NO ONE else in my household 'says' they like it, but when it's in the fridge, it's the first to go...
 

Tyester

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Originally Posted by angelica
Ive got the best advice for you guys: leave them home! Thats what I do

!!!

Unless you going to look at motorcycles, hunting supplies, nudie magazines or heading somewhere to eat, it's best to just leave us be. If we need to "hunt and gather" for necessities, we will.
 

Shimmer

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Originally Posted by Dianora
And you say that like it makes you proud? Sounds like an asshole to me.

*shrug*

I'm going to remind you that when you signed on to the site, you agreed to the terms of service of the site (also known as the TOS).
I wouldn't think it was a wise thing to continue in this pattern, so, in all friendliness, consider this the warning.
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I'm going to go a little further and say that while I recognize that the behaviour isn't the most polite of behaviours it is NECESSARY given that the propensity of today's society has such an inflated sense of self entitlement it is impossible to walk through the aisles at the market because of people stopping with their basket and taking up an entire aisle, and blocking passage for others on either side, while they ponder the greatest of all questions: "White over wheat?" "Tuna with oil or water?" "Tampax Pearl or OB?" Needless to say, standing aside whilst these decisions are made is mildly irritating the first time, but after continually finding oneself in the situation of waiting 2-7 minutes while Mr. and Mrs. Random debate the merits of Prego vs. Ragu or some similarly earthshattering debate, one can often find the temper is rising and patience is diminishing.

So, who's the real asshole here?
The guy who's trying to go through and get his job done so he can go home to his family and get work that is necessary completed, or the people meandering around disregarding others? For me, while the former can definitely BE an asshole, the latter are the ones who are actively engaging in assholery.
 

MxAxC-_ATTACK

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Originally Posted by Tyester
!!!

Unless you going to look at motorcycles, hunting supplies, nudie magazines or heading somewhere to eat, it's best to just leave us be. If we need to "hunt and gather" for necessities, we will.



Haha.. so unless were going to Motohuntporno Resturant......
 

Shimmer

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Originally Posted by Tyester
!!!

Unless you going to look at motorcycles, hunting supplies, nudie magazines or heading somewhere to eat, it's best to just leave us be. If we need to "hunt and gather" for necessities, we will.


HEY!
I like hunting supplies, nudie mags and food! You're being sexist!!!
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MxAxC-_ATTACK

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Originally Posted by Shimmer
HEY!
I like hunting supplies, nudie mags and food! You're being sexist!!!
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Did you know that back in the 70s, 40% of the people who subscribed to playboy were Female? ..Its probably more these days.


( I watched the E! true hollywood story on Hugh Heffner)
 

faifai

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Originally Posted by brandiisamonkey
my mom once bought generic cheese slices... I went to make my lil bro a grilled cheese and the cheese NEVER melted, we then stuck a peice in the microwave and it never even bubbled, somethign is terribly wrong when that happens...

and that is why I dont eat the cheep food THERE IS A DIFFRENCE!!!!


OMG this happened to you too?! I thought my cheese was possessed or something, it happened to me when I was attempting to make a grilled cheese too. I then microwaved it, and...it began to inflate like foam, and then when it was done, it was very hard, twice the size it was before, cracked into flakes when flung on the floor, and tasted like a Cheese Nip. it was the most bizarre thing in the world.

i call it the Devil Cheese, mostly because I accidentally bought several boxes when they were on sale and am STILL trying to finish it. it tastes fine unheated in food, but lord help you if you try to cook it. Kraft singles are the way to go for processed cheese that still resembles...cheese.

as for the actual question of this thread, my SO is such a darling, he follows me around dutifully holding my bags and buying me things. he sits patiently when i go into Windsor and try on evening dresses for the hell of it, and tells me I look beautiful in everything. he takes obliging sniffs in candle stores although he despises candles and likes going with me to look for discontinued eyeshadow at the local bargain store. he volunteers to take me shoe shopping and tells me his opinion on which make me look the best. he's perfect...

except when he's seized by a random and mad desire to go look at videogames. sometimes he just puts everything down and wanders out of the store and i have to call him half an hour later to find him in the mall, and i always find that he went to the comic book store/bookstore/videogame store. it's so weird!
 

MAC_Whore

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Originally Posted by MxAxC-_ATTACK
Haha.. so unless were going to Motohuntporno Resturant......

OMG! I just laughed my ass off! Too funny!!!!
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I am picturing this restaurant.

-Hot, nude chics ride around on motorbikes to bring you hunting supplies to your table.
-Then you can kill the wild game wandering around the restaurant.
-Then the hot chics bbq your kill in the nude (keeping a safe distance from the heat, of course) and bring it to you with lots of beer.

Of course this joint has huge big-screen t.v.s playing Jenna Jamison's greatest hits. Man, I could make a million if I developed this restaurant!
 

User34

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Originally Posted by PrettyinPink
LMAO!!! That was so funny! I don't have a man in my life right now...sadly. :/

don't be so sad.. somtimes it's a good thing!
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Shimmer

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Originally Posted by MAC_Whore
OMG! I just laughed my ass off! Too funny!!!!
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I am picturing this restaurant.

-Hot, nude chics ride around on motorbikes to bring you hunting supplies to your table.
-Then you can kill the wild game wandering around the restaurant.
-Then the hot chics bbq your kill in the nude (keeping a safe distance from the heat, of course) and bring it to you with lots of beer.

Of course this joint has huge big-screen t.v.s playing Jenna Jamison's greatest hits. Man, I could make a million if I developed this restaurant!


Indeed.
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Tyester

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Originally Posted by Shimmer
HEY!
I like hunting supplies, nudie mags and food! You're being sexist!!!
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Sexist?

No way, I welcome any girl to come along. That just means the shopping is gunna be fun.
 

Tyester

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Originally Posted by MAC_Whore
OMG! I just laughed my ass off! Too funny!!!!
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I am picturing this restaurant.

-Hot, nude chics ride around on motorbikes to bring you hunting supplies to your table.
-Then you can kill the wild game wandering around the restaurant.
-Then the hot chics bbq your kill in the nude (keeping a safe distance from the heat, of course) and bring it to you with lots of beer.

Of course this joint has huge big-screen t.v.s playing Jenna Jamison's greatest hits. Man, I could make a million if I developed this restaurant!


Not unless I build it first...
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Shimmer

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Originally Posted by Tyester
Sexist?

No way, I welcome any girl to come along. That just means the shopping is gunna be fun.


Seriously I'm the worst in the world at places like that.
One of my Sonic carhops and I have a running joke that she owes me a lapdance before I'll give her a tip, so when I know she's working I tell the person taking my order to send her out so she can give me 'the special'
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She's got good humor about it so it's all good, but my brother even says I'm exactly like him, but with girl parts
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Tyester

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Originally Posted by Shimmer
Seriously I'm the worst in the world at places like that.
One of my Sonic carhops and I have a running joke that she owes me a lapdance before I'll give her a tip, so when I know she's working I tell the person taking my order to send her out so she can give me 'the special'
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She's got good humor about it so it's all good, but my brother even says I'm exactly like him, but with girl parts
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