What was your worst/ most comical date ?

[SkylarV217]

When I was in High-school, I lived 30 min away from a large city with some elite private schools. I met a guy from the boys school and he asked me to go to a dance with him. I asked my friend to go with one of his friends so I wouldn't be there alone. So I was getting info about the dance and it was to be a formal shindig. It was like their summer ball or whatever, they had it every year with their Sister School ,

So I wore this really pretty sleek dress from Cache and she wore this bright blue poofy number. ( Like Cinderella). We meet them at an upscale restaurant and there were a bunch of other people they knew eating at the same place. After I finished eating ( i don't eat a lot) This girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked if she could have the rest of my food. It was really weird but i didn't know what to do so i gave it to her lol.

Well we got to the ball and walked into the greeting area and this lady put a Hawaiian Lay around mine and my friends neck. I was a little thrown off until we walked into the large room.... They had tiki torches and huts and stuff al fixed up. Apparently they decided to change the theme this year to luau and abandon the formal idea. My date being a guy didn't really pay attention to those sort of things so he and his friends were able to take thier jackets and ties off while we were stuck in ball gowns.

My friend and I went into the bathroom to try to fix something, I took my hair down out of its updo and My friend went to use the restroom. When she was trying to get out of the stall she discovered it was stuck , she then attempted to thrown her 85-90 pound body against the door in an attempt to get it out... She finally gave up and decided to crawl under the stall. Mind you she is in a $500 dress with a massive poofy bottom and beaded top .... So Shes crawling under and I'm in my nice dress and half and updo trying to pull her out while keeping her dress clean , when we hear the prep school girls coming around the corner... OHH MY GAWD, DID YOU SEE CINDER......ELAA.... finishing the word as the turn the corner to see me crouching holding her dress and her had. Her half way under the stall with bright blue and green tool everywhere........

 

[SkylarV217]

am i the only one with a seriously flawed date lol

 

[NicksWifey]

Oh lord no...I hope this doesn't offend anyone, gross anyone out. But I went out on a blind date only ONCE in my life, I was 18 and so was the guy I had went out with. He turned out to be such a dickhead when we got back to his house to hang out. I thought we were just going to play pool, but he asked me for a blow job and told me if I didn't give him one, then I wasn't going to get a ride home. I told him to go to hell and if he didn't drive me home, I was going to beat the shit out of him. It worked, because I was taller than him and I think I almost made him pee his pants. He took me home and I never heard from him since, thank god. He was a real dickhead.

 

[rbella]

Mine isn't really as comical as it is pathetic. One time a guy asked me out and when he picked me up he said he only had enough money to take me to this nasty diner. I think it was called "The Kettle".

When the waitress came, before I could speak, he ordered an ice tea for me. Then, he told the waitress that would be all we needed. When she brought the check for the tea ($1.72) he pulled out his credit card. It was declined and I had to pay for my tea.

As if that wasn't sad enough, he didn't have enough gas in his car to take me home so I had to put some gas in his car.

Needless to say, I never saw him again. Nor did I ever go out with anyone I met at a bar again...

 

[User93]

SO have to add my 2 cents! That was hilarious. The guy decided to take me out and pick me up. First, he appeared on the incredibly dirty car. Damn that was dirty. But ok, i am no golddigga lol

He invited me to the festival of latin movies, "held by the ambassy etc". The cinema turned out old and awful. The sits were way too higs and i started feelin dizzy. Plus, there was that strange smell of a tuna fish in the room. The movie was called "mi mejor enemigo" - "my best foe" (sounded exciting) but turned out to be about the partizan war between Argentina and peru i guess back in 40es (90 minutes in the plain field shooting). Ok. In the whole movie there was this 1 pervert part. Everyone giggled a little. But not that guy - he started laughing so hard that people started turning heads back to see who's that. Long story short, he wanted to stay for another movie, but i made it clear its time to go home. He was trying to give me a ride but i said i'll go by subway, he was insisting but well, i said thanks and was out for good.

 

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by rbella Mine isn't really as comical as it is pathetic. One time a guy asked me out and when he picked me up he said he only had enough money to take me to this nasty diner. I think it was called "The Kettle". When the waitress came, before I could speak, he ordered an ice tea for me. Then, he told the waitress that would be all we needed. When she brought the check for the tea ($1.72) he pulled out his credit card. It was declined and I had to pay for my tea. As if that wasn't sad enough, he didn't have enough gas in his car to take me home so I had to put some gas in his car. Needless to say, I never saw him again. Nor did I ever go out with anyone I met at a bar again...

Thats really sad, he couls have been like, look I don't have a ton of money but i would like to go out with you , maybe we can just watch a movie at your place or something. He shouldn't have been taking anyone out if he couldn't afford it....

 

[Girl about town]

My worst ever date was with a guy who had asked me out for ages he said he would pick me up in his car and rolled up in a rustbucket absolutely pissed as a fart, i nervously got in the car (for some reason) and he proceeded to take me on a terror ride around the streets mounting kerbs and eventually crashing into a road sign (not too badly), i soon realised he was so drunk he could barely open his eyes. I jumped out the car and ran as fast as i could, i was furious someone would endanger my life like that!! he then proceeded to call my mobile phone at 3am every night of the week , arsehole!!!!! lol xx

 

[GlossyAbby]

My roomate in college liked this guy and he had a friend..the friend wasn't that bad loooking but not my type but she begged me to go out w/ him so that she could date his friend....this guy drove a fancy little sports car and thought he was SO SMOOTH....he actually started singing on our date.. he was like last night I sang karaoke...he busts out singing a Beastie Boys song very loud and obnoxious and does these moves with it..it was horrrible...to make matters worse I was at a party a few weeks later and someone brought up this guy and I was like that guy is such an idiot....and went on to describe my date it turns out the quiet girl next to me was his girlfriend of 2 yrs...so I look like a boyfriend stealer .......I had no idea he had a girlfriend..the poor girl!

 

[Mizz.Yasmine]

hmmm i cant even remember. i really only dated my bf now seriously! we've been together forever.i think we hung out watching movies and talking more then ever going on real dates at first.

he does embarassing stuff everyday though! lol

 

[iluffyew769769]

I went on a blind date (bad idea) with a foreign exchange student from france. I wasn't attracted to him at all, and to make things worse, he barley spoke english. He kept having to pull out his translating dictionary to figure out what i was saying. And he only had one joke: "you always hear about 'freedom-fries' and freedom-toast', but never the 'freedom kiss'" I still cringe when I think about that unfortunate couple hours in my life.

 

[xtiffineyx]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 I went on a blind date (bad idea) with a foreign exchange student from france. I wasn't attracted to him at all, and to make things worse, he barley spoke english. He kept having to pull out his translating dictionary to figure out what i was saying. And he only had one joke: "you always hear about 'freedom-fries' and freedom-toast', but never the 'freedom kiss'" I still cringe when I think about that unfortunate couple hours in my life.

OMG! ROFLMAO!

 

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 "you always hear about 'freedom-fries' and freedom-toast', but never the 'freedom kiss'" .

thats terrible

Could he say it all in English ?

 

[iluffyew769769]

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217 thats terrible Could he say it all in English ?

Actually, yes, but that's about the only thing and he said it like 5 times throughout dinner.

 

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 Actually, yes, but that's about the only thing and he said it like 5 times throughout dinner.

???? Once is more than enough buddy ....

 

[iluffyew769769]

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217 ???? Once is more than enough buddy ....

No joke!

 

[babiid0llox]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 I went on a blind date (bad idea) with a foreign exchange student from france. I wasn't attracted to him at all, and to make things worse, he barley spoke english. He kept having to pull out his translating dictionary to figure out what i was saying. And he only had one joke: "you always hear about 'freedom-fries' and freedom-toast', but never the 'freedom kiss'" I still cringe when I think about that unfortunate couple hours in my life.

Haha, I don't get it though.

 

[Willa]

I was around 23 years old I think, anyway, was back at my parent's place for a couple of months, I was tired to stay home so I started chatting with this guy online.

He was cool, and to me it was clear before we met that he was going to be a friend and that's it. Anyway, on a friday night, we decided to go to the movies. I met him downtown in Montreal (I was living on the south shore).

I was surprised to see him in person, did not look like any of his photos (blury pictures), and worst of it all : he was wearing a WOLF SHIRT!!!!

So, he was cool and I didnt want to go back home early so he invited me at his father's place. I felt safe enough, so we went. And I shouldnt have, because the place was the most disgusting house I have ever seen in my entire life!!!! The walls ans cealing were covered in brown spots (probably from the smoking), I barely found a spot on the couch to sit where there wasnt any dirt/greasy spots...

Realized too late that I missed my last bus to go back home, he offered me to sleep in his bed and he would sleep on the couch in the living room. When I saw his bed... The dirty dog was sleeping on it, paw prints everywhere, and his pillow : you don't wanna know about it!

I panicted, but did not tell him.
I waited until he got asleep on the couch and went on his computer, a friend of mine who was living also in Montreal was online. I was telling her about the situation and she told me to get out as soon as I could, to go sleep at her place. She called a cab for me. I tried to sneak out without making noises, but he heard me, I had enought time to enter the cab, I told him : ho I'm sorry I feel very sick, I have to go!

Thank god this friend was online...
I don't know what I would have done hahaha

 

[iluffyew769769]

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Originally Posted by babiid0llox Haha, I don't get it though.

It was right after 9/11 when everybody was in their patriotic phases. and McDonald's started calling their fries "freedom-fries" instead of French fries (he was from France)

 

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 It was right after 9/11 when everybody was in their patriotic phases. and McDonald's started calling their fries "freedom-fries" instead of French fries (he was from France)

I must have missed the "Freedom Fries" ....

 

[iluffyew769769]

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Originally Posted by SkylarV217 I must have missed the "Freedom Fries" ....

Here is a better explanation than I can give. But trust me I didn't know what the hell he was talking about I had to Google it when I got home. I pretty much stared at him like he was a moron the whole time.

Freedom fries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia