What was your worst/ most comical date ?

[SkylarV217]

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Originally Posted by iluffyew769769 Here is a better explanation than I can give. But trust me I didn't know what the hell he was talking about I had to Google it when I got home. I pretty much stared at him like he was a moron the whole time. Freedom fries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

WOW- I don't know where I was .... but i missed all of that.... You should have been like, not to worry ... I wouldn't freedom or French kiss you....

 

[M.A.C. head.]

I was a freshman in college so of course I was on the prowl.

There was this really cute guy in my English class and we were pretty friendly with each other. We always greeted one another and even sat together on occasion. One day towards the end of class he says that we should meet up and hang out. Okay, cool. So we make plans to go to one of the restaurants right off campus. We park in the lot and before we can get out of the car, he hesitantly tells me that he only has "a few bucks". Yeah, poor college student, whatever. I take about $100 out of my wallet and hand it to him, he looks puzzled. I tell him to take it so that he can "pay" and not look like a chump, so he does. We had a good time at dinner, food and atmosphere were great. Sensing that the night wasn't over, we decide to go back to my dorm and watch some Dave Chappelle DVDs [we both loved that comedian]. After watching a few episodes we start just talking and all that BS. Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll talking leads to screwing and all that jazz so that's what we did. [Parental Advisory/Prude Warning] There was some *ahem* stuff on the bed. He freaked out and assumed that it was his, even though he wore a condom. He totally went crazy and started rambling about me getting pregnant and telling me to get in the car so we could go to the clinic LMAO It was late at night, so of course there were none open. I wouldn't have taken a morning after pill or gotten an abortion anyways, so he would have been shit out of luck. It was my "stuff" on the bed Hahahhaha. I never spoke to him again after that night.

BUT!!!

I did play a most evil trick. He always turned away or left when he saw me coming his way, so a few months after that date I started wearing baggier clothes. I knew we were going to have a class together the next semester, so for the first few days of class I would puff my stomach out HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA. Every time he saw me I watched his face drain as fear took over his body.

Nobody blows me off.

 

[iluffyew769769]

No one else has had horrible dates?

 

[Hilly]

ok here's a doozy.....

I was the social chair for my sorority in college, so I would get random IM's and calls from frat guys inviting our house to parties. One guy imed me and we were chatting it up. Later that night, My girls and I went to his house's party. He was ugly. Short, fat, kinda bald....aka "Fat Baldy". Well, he was a nice guy and I was crunk. We decide to leave the party to go get some Black and Milds from the gas station. I like fell in a ditch or something and we start making out. We were makeout buddies all night. The next day, my sisters laughed at me. I laughed at me too. I thought "jeez Hillary, never again!"
Ok.........yikes!
Let's see what happened two weeks later...

I used to date/friend with benefits with this one guy. I was "in love" with him and was really bummed when he stopped "seeing" me for a new, ugly girl. I was feeling bad and down on my luck. Well that same frat was having a get together. I get crunk again and hook up with fat baldy...again. I get the genious idea to get some Black and Milds from my place. We hooked up and we both pass out. Keep in mind, there are black and milds all broken on my bed. Well I wake up, drunk dial the ex guy, tell him his new gf is FUGALICIOUS. He's all pissed and then I am pissed that FB is in my bed. My roomate and her BF come home and I am like, get FB outta my bed!! My roomie is dying laughing. Her bf goes "hey kid, kid, wake up, get outta here!" FB twitches and leaves. I call him FB and other rude things. I then said to my roomie and her bf "I'm not drunk, Im just permiscuous"...i wrote it on the marker board even.

Morals of the story:
dont smoke black and milds (they stunk up my room ssooooo bad)
dont hook up when you're down on your luck!!

 

[MACATTAK]

at FB!! You have stories to last a lifetime! I totally

you Hilly!!!

 

[Hilly]

I knew you would love that one!!! Hahahah!

 

[CantAffordMAC]

omg these stories are HILARIOUS

Hilly.....stop it! You and ur black and milds.....lolllllllll omg I'm dying over here

 

[Hilly]

I shudder at the smell of black and milds. I wonder if FB feels the same lol

 

[trip75]

This is a great thread!
Ok, so where we live we "cruise the ave", drive up and down the main street cranking music and picking up hot boys. I musta been 23, the oldest of the girls. It was me, my 19 year old sister and her 2 19 year old friends.
Well, long story short we pull over to talk to these boys, 4 of em. We chat it up and decide to meet up the next night and go out on a quad date.
So the next day we end up at Denny's, blech. So they stick me with the 17 year old (illegal now that I think of it). Well he had eaten some octopus earlier that day and it wasn't settling right. He had diarhea all night. OMG It was horrible. He kept running from the table. His friends were ragging on him sooo bad. And my sisters friend stole all the silverware from the table too.
It was crappy at the time but at least I got a horrible date story.

 

[pat]

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Originally Posted by Hilly I shudder at the smell of black and milds. I wonder if FB feels the same lol

hahahahaahah! Your story is hella funny