What a hoot! I have some similar stories - my husband tells me all the time I need to live in a bubble. I'm very clumsy and end up in the strangest situations.....2 summers ago I was bringing the mail in, while reading it (note to self: not smart) and tripped on the front (concrete) step and my face literally bounced off the doormat (it's a good thing it was there or I'd have no teeth in the front). Broke my nose, had a mild concussion, and scraped the daylights out of my leg. But the nose break was sort of straight across so no setting was required, and I don't have any evidence of it now.
One of the funniest was more bizarre.....I had a meeting at a client's office and I had to park across the street from the office. It was raining, and I was waiting for my boss to arrive. While standing at the light, he drove up to take a left, saw me and rolled the window down to tell me to get in out of the rain. Walking to the car, my heel hit a hole in the pavement and I fell flat on my back. It stunned me so bad all I could do was lay there. My boss comes around the back of the car and asks me what I'm doing (really?). The bizarre part comes in later: about 2 months later, my boss and I are taking one of our clients out to lunch, and were crossing the street where this happened, so my boss starts telling the story. Turns out the client was in a conference room in a meeting and they were all looking out the window when it happened because they thought someone had been hit by a car. It's funnier in the telling of it - I've left out some of the color.....
Only me.
So girls, don't feel bad. You're in good company here!