Bimbos unite!

[darkishstar]

HA! I caught up!

Elegant, Rbella, and Adina, I will not let you all outdo me.
I present you:

^^ That's me. xD No boobs, no curves. Say hello!
Compare to the rest of you, I have negative boobs.

Anyways. I like bra tops.
I can wear them.
Go me. XD Yeah, I don't get that mid-boob line thing you all refer to. My just sit nicely in the little shelf bras.

Rachel, there is NO way you feel small.
I AM the smallest at 34A. Sometimes 32B.
So who wants to donate? I'll be a boobied board then.

 

[laperle]

Sweet dreams! Sleep well.

 

[rbella]

Nighty night, I shall retire as well.

Darkish, I will donate one of my DD's your way!

 

[CantAffordMAC]

I can literally donate some of mine to each and every one of you itty bittys, and still not be able to wear a damn bra top, or bikini....

Rbella I will give u $2.45 if you can hack mine off for me, since my insurance wont pay for it..come on. I'll even take you to lunch at Subway and buy u a new Jampacked lipglass (aka Grape jelly)....

That is an offer you CANT refuse. Sleep on it, I'll be on tomorrow

 

[darkishstar]

^^ Thank you, I gladly accept.
Just a little bit off both of ya, I'll be a permanent B finally!

I mean, I don't want to look like this:

 

[KikiB]

Apparently a popular new plastic surgery procedure is taking fat from the ass and injecting it into the boobs...that may be something I consider down the road. I'm also for sure getting a lift because after so many years of not giving a shit...they're in deep shit.

My ass is definitely well-known...I have always been very curvy, and hated it. Literally all the women on my mum's side of the family are tall and thin, and I'm short and fat. Granted, I've gotten down to around 135 pounds but I am wanting to get to 115 by the end of the year, then get my bellybutton pierced. I've told myself that will be the reward for getting the weight off. Or, at least getting the stomach into shape. Figure get it done by the end of this year, and then have it healed by swimsuit season, which I will hopefully be in better shape for.

Mari-I wonder how that woman even finds clothes that fit! I mean I'm not that big, not as big as her...but I still cannot find a damn pair of pants or shorts that fit me correctly because in order to have it fit my thighs, and to an extent my ass, I have to get two sizes too big in the waist-so it looks terribly gauche.

 

[coachkitten]

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Originally Posted by Sanayhs Those who are absent tonight aren't going to know what happened by the time they come back in tomorrow.

OMG these last couple of pages have been pee my pants funny!

You girls are too much! Welcome to all of the new bimbos like Rbella and others!

I am off to bed! Love you all!

 

[laperle]

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Originally Posted by KikiB Apparently a popular new plastic surgery procedure is taking fat from the ass and injecting it into the boobs...that may be something I consider down the road. I'm also for sure getting a lift because after so many years of not giving a shit...they're in deep shit.

I'm not afraid to go under the knife if I trust the surgeon. I've done it before and I'll probably do it again in the future, certainly a breast surgery.

When the times comes, I'll see all the options available.

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Originally Posted by KikiB Mari-I wonder how that woman even finds clothes that fit! I mean I'm not that big, not as big as her...but I still cannot find a damn pair of pants or shorts that fit me correctly because in order to have it fit my thighs, and to an extent my ass, I have to get two sizes too big in the waist-so it looks terribly gauche.

She finds clothes because while in the US big boobs are considered hot, in Brazil the whole male fetish is focused in the ass. The major part of male population thinks I'm a skeleton (I'm just thin). They like meat and the there's a bum fixation.

These girls go for really provocative clothes, very tight and short, or these strechty jeans, to show every single curve they've got. You'll never see a girl like that wearing large clothes or linen, for example.

Nothing wrong with that every now and then, but as I've said before, it kinda sickening to be oversexualized 24/7.

Anyway, the brazilian population is very diversified and we find clothes for all tastes here. Thank God!

I just posted her pics 'cos her bum is the biggest I've ever seem compared to the rest of the body. It's totally disproportional, but not fake. When she dances, it's clearly her real bum.

 

[rbella]

CAM-I will take you up on that $2.45 fo sho. That is @ least one week worth of Taco Bell tacos. I'm also out of jelly, so that will suffice. Subway, that is just too darn pricey. BTW, could u add me as your friggin friend already? Sheesh!

 

[rbella]

^^^Unless u don't want to be my friend, but then I will cry.

 

[KikiB]

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Originally Posted by laperle I'm not afraid to go under the knife if I trust the surgeon. I've done it before and I'll probably do it again in the future, certainly a breast surgery. When the times comes, I'll see all the options available. She finds clothes because while in the US big boobs are considered hot, in Brazil the whole male fetish is focused in the ass. The major part of male population thinks I'm a skeleton (I'm just thin). They like meat and the there's a bum fixation. These girls go for really provocative clothes, very tight and short, or these strechty jeans, to show every single curve they've got. You'll never see a girl like that wearing large clothes or linen, for example. Nothing wrong with that every now and then, but as I've said before, it kinda sickening to be oversexualized 24/7. Anyway, the brazilian population is very diversified and we find clothes for all tastes here. Thank God! I just posted her pics 'cos her bum is the biggest I've ever seem compared to the rest of the body. It's totally disproportional, but not fake. When she dances, it's clearly her real bum.

I definitely will be going under the knife for a few things-brow lift (my left brow is a lot lower than my right), nose job (shave down the bump as well as lift the tip a bit), and then extensive dental work. Also skin resurfacing to get rid of the stretch marks.

As far as clothes go, being curvy is just a curse. I wear skirts and dresses, and Express has stuff that fits me decently. However I have skirts that just look like a tube on me because of a good 13-15" differential between the waist and the arse. Men take notice, but not in a good way.

 

[laperle]

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Originally Posted by KikiB I definitely will be going under the knife for a few things-brow lift (my left brow is a lot lower than my right), nose job (shave down the bump as well as lift the tip a bit), and then extensive dental work. Also skin resurfacing to get rid of the stretch marks. As far as clothes go, being curvy is just a curse. I wear skirts and dresses, and Express has stuff that fits me decently. However I have skirts that just look like a tube on me because of a good 13-15" differential between the waist and the arse. Men take notice, but not in a good way.

Maybe you should come to Rio one day so I can take you shopping.

Most of brazilian women has what we call guitar or pear shaped bodies.

I had a nose job last year. I never really like my nose, neither could breathe properly. So, it was good to kill 2 birds with one stone. I'm going back there on friday, 'cos there's something wrong with my nasal bone, there's a bump left in the left side and it's disturbing me a lot, 'cos my glasses aren't fitting. Apart from that, I'm very glad I did it.

 

[KikiB]

I'm not pear-shaped as much as I am hourglass, or pear-shaped with melons.

It is tough because I do own some cute stuff but empire-waists rarely look good on me. Luckily it is getting better as I have lost some weight, but still I have had people ask me if I am pregnant. I love Express here in the states as far as clothes go, though, because they do have some dresses that really look good on my hourglass figure and help me to actually look thinner.

I am very lucky to have never undergone surgery for anything...that will change soon considering I do have two bum knees.

 

[laperle]

I think empire-waists are cute, but not so much. I think I have half a dozen of them and rarely wear (only when I go to the beach, which is rare 'cos my dermatologist told me to give my skin a break).

As for people asking if you're expecting... God, this kinda question is pure indiscretion. It's annoying. I'm sorry for that.

I'm not sure if I got what bum knees are (I've googled it), but I hope it's not very painful

Don't be depressed, please (your mood). That purple face is so sad.

I'm going to bed, now. It was a pleasure to talk to you, Katie.

 

[KikiB]

Bum knees are basically my way of saying that I have knee problems. We're talking constant pain here.

As for the face...that's how I feel a good portion of the time due to all my job related worries. It also sucks when all your real friends moved away.

Nice talkin' to ya too!

 

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer How do you all like me now? LOL, its shoddy but it will have to do

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Originally Posted by rbella Hi Bimbos. Do you like my big a$$?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't stop laughing! I missed it all...you guys were here having fun without me

Adina that is freaking hilarious - does your back hurt

Rbella - you look smokin!

WOW - I'm SOOSOOOO glad you popped in here!

 

[Krasevayadancer]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC I can literally donate some of mine to each and every one of you itty bittys, and still not be able to wear a damn bra top, or bikini....

Rebecca, it breaks my heart that you hate yours so much. I don't doubt of course that you would be in good hands with Rbella, but isn't her hacking em off a lil harsh?

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Originally Posted by darkishstar

Where did you get that?! That is me before the reduction and facial reconstruction surgery...

I have been caught!

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Originally Posted by KikiB but I still cannot find a damn pair of pants or shorts that fit me correctly

Katie, I relate on a different level. I have such a huge problem with dresses because I need room for the twins on top, but I am a zero on the bottom. If I get a perfect fit on the bottom in a size 2/4, I need a 6/8 on top.

The result? I go with a 4 and look like this:



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Originally Posted by coachkitten OMG these last couple of pages have been pee my pants funny!

LOL, we are all giddy off sleep deprivation (or at least I know I am)

Hey, i am jewish- i am supposed to be funny. Although my boyfriend thinks I am the least funny jew out there.

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Originally Posted by laperle I had a nose job last year.

I want a nose job so badly. I really hate my nose!

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Originally Posted by laperle I think empire-waists are cute, but not so much.

Empire waists/baby dolls are a huge no no when you have huge boobs. You just end up looking fat. Or at least I know I do. In general i buy my tops more fitted because I hate when something hangs off my chest giving me the appearance of a belly. I work very hard and diet to keep myself small and I sure as heck don't want the illusion of being bigger than I am. As is people think I weight 10 lbs more than I do cause of my chest.

Speaking of which, anyone know how much boobs weigh? I would love to know how much less I would weigh if I didnt carry two melons on my chest.

Nora, Karin, everyone else who hasn't popped in yet, can't wait to get your reactions when you do!

Rbella, no comments on the muscular tongue

 

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by chocolategoddes ^^^ I was wondering why Krasevayadancer had her face on my body... jk lol I've seen rbella's too and I needed to see what was going on. Y'all crazy!

Yep, we are. Hey...Welcome!!! Its so nice to see you here

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Originally Posted by laperle I She finds clothes because while in the US big boobs are considered hot, in Brazil the whole male fetish is focused in the ass.

Ughh, I'm guess if thats the case, I'm glad that I don't live in Brazil if thats the part they like

Welcome!!!


Darkishstar - (my multi quote cut you off ) Your posts & board are hilarious

 

[KikiB]

Adina, the best luck I had as far as dresses are Express, although my secret if it's one that is too revealing is to wear a basic tank underneath. I can wear a lot more sundresses that way, and I don't look slutty. I loved how Aeropostale showed a sundress in their window earlier in the summer and it was worn over a basic tank top-so that it was something that could be worn for school, or just out more places that the parents would approve of. Anywhoo, the Express dress that I loved was a basic tank dress-definitely fitted but not overly tights. It pushed my D-cup monsters up slightly while making me look slimmer all over. I ought to see if there are any others left on clearance. Also, I love their wrap dresses, with a cute tank top underneath.

And the same dress? Bought it for $6 the other day.

The last thing I need are more clothes from Aero, since my closet is full of their polo shirts.

 

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer LOL, we are all giddy off sleep deprivation (or at least I know I am) I know...the late night hours get pretty funny & crazy. I wish I would've been here last night. Hey, i am jewish- i am supposed to be funny. Although my boyfriend thinks I am the least funny jew out there. I just love to laugh Speaking of which, anyone know how much boobs weigh? Is that like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar

Oh, I got my Smashbox Wicked Lovely set today - awesome!!!