Bimbos unite!

[rbella]

I was swimming in the ocean once, and a big-ass flying fish flew into the front of my bikini bottoms. I freaked out and started running to shore with a big fish flapping in my drawers. Got a lot of looks that day.

 

[Krasevayadancer]

Ohhh, Elegant- did you know hooya or huy means penis in russian. Right Anita?

 

[purrtykitty]

OH.MY.GOD.

rbella, you just have the worst luck with creepy, scaly things, don't you?!

 

[BrokefromMAC]

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer Yay, I have friends!!! We have missed you my dear!!! Don't be a stranger Anita, I can read cyrillic too (I taught myself). Good to know i can say cicki or zhopa and someone else knows what i am saying! My goodness, I can tell you stories that would make you throw up a little. Mari, you are so incredibly gorgeous! Your pics are beautiful! Kensie, you and your adventures with your dad are hilarious! Becky- You and your drunkeness are hilarious! March 28th is my bday so you know I am down! I am here!!! Boobie talk can commence! Funny story from me: I was hugging my bf with him sitting and me standing over him. He of course was a bit above eye level with my chest so he looks down my shirt and his eyes get huge and he looks up at me and says: "they just never end" LOL, and Karin- I have never flashed anyone but heck I would get into the spirit in Vegas I am sure. Just get me tipsy enough, boobies will be everywhere!! Rbella, here is my nightly proclamation of my love for you! Rebecca, love to my big boobied lil sis. Katie, good luck with the dress search!! Hey Katie (kiki), Rachel, and everyone else!

Hi there Adina. Just in time for boobies. Ok that sounds bad. Oh wait, I am supposed to be studying, my bad lol.

 

[Krasevayadancer]

Yay, you are still around Karin!

Rbella, that sounds insane!

 

[Krasevayadancer]

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Originally Posted by BrokefromMAC Hi there Adina. Just in time for boobies. Ok that sounds bad. Oh wait, I am supposed to be studying, my bad lol.

LOL Rachel, I am always back in time for the boobies. Heck, I am the boobies!

 

[rbella]

Yeah, that one scarred me for awhile. Needless to say, I don't swim in the ocean anymore....

 

[Krasevayadancer]

YouTube - Takin' A Ride - South Park Music Video - Kenny Gets High

Enough said

 

[stv578]

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Originally Posted by gigglegirl lol i will not make any texas comments. poop i think i kinda did? my bad, please dont take offense! you are now free to make jabs about me being a Canadian. yes we all live in igloos! lol (i wish sometimes in summer!)

And we all watch hockey (which I do) and love beer (which I do) and say "eh", (which I do as well)!

So good evening ladies! I am impatiently waiting for Ungaro, even though I will only be allowing myself two items. I did hit the mall today to get some new clothes for work and shoes for my little man, but after all of what I spent, didn't even consider hitting MAC!

Karin, great haul! Plum dressing is one of my favourite purples, looks amazing with Signed, Sealed (which has the TOD next to it). I actually got the idea from one of Shimmer's fotd's. i use nylon in the inner corner, plum dressing the outer 2/3rds of the lid and Signed, Sealed on the outer corner. Makes for a really pretty plummy eye.

 

[rbella]

Oh, I forgot to say "I LOVE YOU, ADINA!!"

 

[BrokefromMAC]

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Originally Posted by rbella Yeah, that one scarred me for awhile. Needless to say, I don't swim in the ocean anymore....

LMAO, yeah that would do it. I had fish swimming around my feet and I didn't know they were harmless at first so I when I felt them on my legs I started screaming like a 2 year old girl lol. I was afraid the lifeguards were going to tackle me lol.

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer LOL Rachel, I am always back in time for the boobies. Heck, I am the boobies!

LOL. You can be the boobies but I have to be the queen of muffin tops

 

[laperle]

I've had several incidents showing more stuff than I should. The beach I go here in Rio has days of strong waves hitting. So, it happened to lose one of my bikini parts or even both (just once!) when I was getting out of the water. And the whole crowd could see it. Too good I'm short sighted and never see this kind of looks staring at me while I'm trying to cover up.

Oh, and I have a large terrace and used to sunbath naked or half (depending on my mood) a lot, but I'm kinda sick of the neighbours watching and yell nasty stuff.

I'm the devil when I'm drunk. I usually wake full of bruises, cuts or a stranger laying besides me.

 

[purrtykitty]

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer Enough said

LMAO - the Cheesin' episode is one of my favorite (being a cat owner and all). The boobs on that chick are banging - she's effing hot for a cartoon. I love South Park.

OK, now I really have to go to bed. We're going to Salem, MA - yay witches! - before our flight out tomorrow evening. Then it's back to the daily grind come Monday.

 

[CantAffordMAC]

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Originally Posted by darkishstar ^^Lasagna is the best food to me in the world. EVER! And yeah, I want some right now. Oh, and I've disappeared for a few hours because.. in my whole history other than another time, I've never ever had cramps this bad before. T_T And I had to entertain my mom at the mall for a bit.

I hate Italian food...mostly just the tomato sauce.

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Originally Posted by coachkitten Elaine sorry that you are not feeling well! Do you have a heating pad? That usually makes cramps a little better.

I am always hot, always. I cant use heating pads for cramps, because I'll cook my insides lol. I just take like 7 Aleve and go to sleep LOL

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Originally Posted by gigglegirl do you remember YEARS ago when they had the nailpolish that IIRC was edible? never bought it but heard about it

As soon as we started talking about Hard Candy, I thought of that. I wanted it SO damn bad....ugh i wonder if they still make it...

What about Caboodles makeup? I used to have lipglosses from them with like beads in it or something lol
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Originally Posted by rbella Thank you, thank you. ***Bows*** My hubby is boring me right now, so I chose to ignore him. It's all good though, he gets to watch COPS and eat ice cream sandwiches. Are you all jealous of our flashy lifestyle?

Ahaha I love ice cream sandwiches. I like the neopolitan (sp) ones...mmmmmmmm

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty And I'm now known as "Tits McGee" in that little circle. Apparently Tits McGee did not have the night off.

haha Id never expect that from you! We do crazy things when drunk (exhibit a-glam8babe)

At least u werent called Tits McGee just for walking down the hallway at school. Or how bout this one "PORN STARRRRR!"

Like, come on now, guys would call me that in SCHOOL. Theyd scream it down the hallways, lol...because of my big chesticles and my glasses, they always said I looked like a naughty librarian.

LoL boys are so lame.

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Originally Posted by gigglegirl interesting. so i was thinking of building a sephora order but the cdn exchange on one sephora philosophy set to get me introduced to it goes from 78 US to 105 CDN! so I checked philosophy's site and it states shipping to Canada is 20.95, much cheaper for just the one item. now i just to see what kind of the shower gels scents are good and not

My offer still stands. I havent been to the mall in forever, they are tearing up EVERYTHING and redoing it, and putting in a Nordstroms. But its still open, and my offer still stands

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Originally Posted by darkishstar Karin that is sooo funny! XD The only stupid thing I ever did when I was drunk was get into a fight. Yeah, a stupid 18 year old guy decided to grab my ass.

I used to fight guys allllll the time....

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Originally Posted by rbella CAM- I think you are gorgeous. I'd check you out. How are things with the ex? I hope you realize just how beautiful you are!

Stop

lol thank you! Things are going good....theres some mixed emotions running around me, but I dunno.

Im just taking it day by day I guess.

 

[BrokefromMAC]

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty LMAO - the Cheesin' episode is one of my favorite (being a cat owner and all). The boobs on that chick are banging - she's effing hot for a cartoon. I love South Park. OK, now I really have to go to bed. We're going to Salem, MA - yay witches! - before our flight out tomorrow evening. Then it's back to the daily grind come Monday.

Enjoy Salem. I live like 15 to 20 mins from there

. Its the most fun when it's Halloween but you can still have fun.

 

[rbella]

I'm in the bathtub (naked-boobies and all) so I'll be back. Mr. Rbella just warned me not to drop this priceless cell in the baththub. God forbid should we have to buy a new one!!!

 

[coachkitten]

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Originally Posted by laperle I'm the devil when I'm drunk. I usually wake full of bruises, cuts or a stranger laying besides me.

Me too! I always wake up with bruises after a night of partying.

 

[purrtykitty]

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Originally Posted by BrokefromMAC Enjoy Salem. I live like 15 to 20 mins from there . Its the most fun when it's Halloween but you can still have fun.

We were there last year about two weeks before Halloween, but we went too late and pretty much everything was all closed up. We did get to see the witch trial show. Should be a good time, though. I don't think I'll ever get tired of Boston (or New England, in general) - it's one of my new favorite places.

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Originally Posted by coachkitten Me too! I always wake up with bruises after a night of partying.

Ditto...and no one can ever fill me in on what happened. Given the sizes of some of the ones I've had, you'd think someone would remember.

 

[Krasevayadancer]

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Originally Posted by rbella Oh, I forgot to say "I LOVE YOU, ADINA!!"

The feeling is of course mutual. In fact, I love you so much that I m going on aim right now!

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty LMAO - the Cheesin' episode is one of my favorite (being a cat owner and all). The boobs on that chick are banging - she's effing hot for a cartoon. I love South Park.

Enjoy Salem, bring us back a story!

Karin, I think you love boobs as much as I do!

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Originally Posted by laperle Oh, and I have a large terrace and used to sunbath naked or half (depending on my mood) a lot, but I'm kinda sick of the neighbours watching and yell nasty stuff.

I don't think I would be brave enough to face everyone. God, if i lost my top I would lose it. There is no way I could cover my boobs with my hands.

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Originally Posted by BrokefromMAC LOL. You can be the boobies but I have to be the queen of muffin tops

Score! I have muffin tops too when the bra is too small!

 

[laperle]

katie, i think i get kinda violent and expansive. so, bruises come in the package