LOL! These are great! =P\
I have a similar story about a lady that thought she was the almighty and powerful. Her last name will always stick out to me too... Soaringhawk. Like, an Indian cheiftess os something...I think she thought she was. Anywho... I used to work at a Laboratory as a Phlebotomist, and every morning when I would go in to open, there would be a full house, like already full of people wanting to have labwork drawn. Well, I would open, and get started on everyone... All a sudden, I hear the front desk buzzer go off, and its you-know-who. I would ask if there was anything I could do to help her, and she would immeadiately ask for me to pull her up, and draw her labwork. Well, the lab waiting room was obviously full of people who are waiting, and I tell her she will have to take a number and have a seat... and this lady just flies off the handle, saying "do you know who I am?" and "I am a Commander's wife" and "Who are you to tell me what to do, you are just a lowly E-3, go get your supervisor" and just making this huge scene with everyone looking at her, and making a fool out of herself. I told her "I am the supervisor of the day, and its just the policy and its polite to wait your turn." And she just LOST it, cursing, calling me names, and the people waiting their turn were defending me, and she would turn around and curse at them, telling them to shut the f*ck up, and mind their own buisness... blah blah. Finally I got the Department head, a Captian I might add... and she was escorted out of the hospital by security...
Gah... How can people behave like this? LOL