DRAMA... in the strangest places...

CantAffordMAC

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LOl i probably would have laughed too! Calm ur happy ass down, pops. I guess he wanted some mcnuggets more than u...

oh boy. people like that make life funny.

BTW, next time, try the chicken nuggets wrapped in bacon.
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omggggggggg.....SO GOOD.
 

Dr_Girlfriend

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC
LOl i probably would have laughed too! Calm ur happy ass down, pops. I guess he wanted some mcnuggets more than u...

oh boy. people like that make life funny.

BTW, next time, try the chicken nuggets wrapped in bacon.
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omggggggggg.....SO GOOD.



This is probably a dumb question. Do they sell them like that at McDonald's or do you come home and cook the bacon? It does sound interesting LOL
 

ohnna-lee

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Years ago I was at Ikea and had to wee. So I go into the bathroom do my thing and as always the dispenser is the kind you have to crank, so I crank it three times and wash my hands to hear the lady that just came out of the stall rip my paper from the roll. I shot her a look and said "HEY!!!" she looked at me and was confused. I said "you took my towel that I just unrolled". She replied "SO!!!" I said "So, I have to rewash my hands again!" She said, "What is your problem?., I said the same problem you have", she just looks at me. So I say "Paper towels don't just despense themselves and it was right next to me at my sink". You went to wash you hands at the other sink but grabbed the towel I was about to use..." Just then another lady walked in and they both started in on me. I said f@ck it, WE!!! So then they leave and shut off my faucet and hear them say "look" as they walk out "she didn't even turn off the faucet".

They expected me to not only unroll the paper but shut off their faucets to.

As I left the women was conveniently outside also and started saying "look, that's her!" I shouted to the man, "Why don't you give your wife something to do and take her home and F&ck her!!!"

I take clean hands very seriously people, especially after seeing so many just wet their hands and tap them on the edge of the counter and leave. You may not have pooed on your fingers but someone else may have! Which accounts for pooh being on dollar bills. I doubt anyone wipes their rear with bills people.
 

Dr_Girlfriend

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"Why don't you give your wife something to do and take her home and F&ck her!!!"


LMAO!!! I have to find some reason to say this to someone!!!
 

CantAffordMAC

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Originally Posted by Dr_Girlfriend
This is probably a dumb question. Do they sell them like that at McDonald's or do you come home and cook the bacon? It does sound interesting LOL

haha no they dont sell them like that. I used to work there...and Ill eat bacon in any form, basically
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One day I got the bright idea to wrap a piece of bacon around a nugget and it may have been one of the best things ive ever tasted.
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So u can go there and order a few strips of bacon and nuggets,or u could cook ur own bacon at home and just use their nuggets. make sure they heat up the bacon though, otherwise u wont be able to wrap it around the nugget.
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I sound like such a greasy fat ass right now. Make sure u tell everyone that I invented that!!
 

christinakate

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Actually i had something weird like that happen to me once.
I was going back to school from lunch and walking down the backstreets, anyways i was walking on the curb the whole way there haha and some old lady came out of her house screaming, holding a garden knife and shouting that it was her curb and for me to GTFOFF !

I just laughed and walked faster. I was with once other friend who got REALLY freaked out though. Very weird.
 

abbey_08

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there used to be an abusive short person (i dunno how to best put it but shes a midget, sorry if thats offensive but i cant think of a better word) and she used to HATE my friend and would always give her evils and come up and have a go at her...it was so weird to watch. i have no idea why they hated eachother so much!
 

Dr_Girlfriend

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Originally Posted by christinakate
Actually i had something weird like that happen to me once.
I was going back to school from lunch and walking down the backstreets, anyways i was walking on the curb the whole way there haha and some old lady came out of her house screaming, holding a garden knife and shouting that it was her curb and for me to GTFOFF !

I just laughed and walked faster. I was with once other friend who got REALLY freaked out though. Very weird.


Oh wow... that is insane. I don't know how I'd handle that one.

I used to be a pharmacy tech at Kaiser in Atlanta many moons ago. The department right next to the pharmacy was behavioral health. This lady had come from her appointment and the doctor should have walked her prescription over to us but he didn't. I'm trying my best to help her out and noticed she had a few refills on her Paxil prescription. I tried to ask her if that was what they were sending over and she just got this blank look on her face and as monotone as you could be just kept saying "it's not Paxil, it's Prozac" with maybe like 2 seconds in between repeating the phrase. This went on for a good 5 minutes or so. The pharmacist I was working with that day just came up to my window and in front of the patient goes "I think the string on her see-n-say is stuck." Oh my God I about died laughing. I had to walk away and get my composure. Came back over and she was still going! Finally I had to just have someone else deal with her because I couldn't keep a straight face.

Oh, so many great stories from that place!
 

pink_lily002

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Oh wow... that is insane. I don't know how I'd handle that one.

I used to be a pharmacy tech at Kaiser in Atlanta many moons ago. The department right next to the pharmacy was behavioral health. This lady had come from her appointment and the doctor should have walked her prescription over to us but he didn't. I'm trying my best to help her out and noticed she had a few refills on her Paxil prescription. I tried to ask her if that was what they were sending over and she just got this blank look on her face and as monotone as you could be just kept saying "it's not Paxil, it's Prozac" with maybe like 2 seconds in between repeating the phrase. This went on for a good 5 minutes or so. The pharmacist I was working with that day just came up to my window and in front of the patient goes "I think the string on her see-n-say is stuck." Oh my God I about died laughing. I had to walk away and get my composure. Came back over and she was still going! Finally I had to just have someone else deal with her because I couldn't keep a straight face.

Oh, so many great stories from that place!


That made me LOL so loud that I scared my two cats!
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Dr_Girlfriend

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I still crack up when I think about it. It's the funny or weird stories from work that totally make up for the sad and sucky ones.
 

laneyyy

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LOL! These are great! =P\

I have a similar story about a lady that thought she was the almighty and powerful. Her last name will always stick out to me too... Soaringhawk. Like, an Indian cheiftess os something...I think she thought she was. Anywho... I used to work at a Laboratory as a Phlebotomist, and every morning when I would go in to open, there would be a full house, like already full of people wanting to have labwork drawn. Well, I would open, and get started on everyone... All a sudden, I hear the front desk buzzer go off, and its you-know-who. I would ask if there was anything I could do to help her, and she would immeadiately ask for me to pull her up, and draw her labwork. Well, the lab waiting room was obviously full of people who are waiting, and I tell her she will have to take a number and have a seat... and this lady just flies off the handle, saying "do you know who I am?" and "I am a Commander's wife" and "Who are you to tell me what to do, you are just a lowly E-3, go get your supervisor" and just making this huge scene with everyone looking at her, and making a fool out of herself. I told her "I am the supervisor of the day, and its just the policy and its polite to wait your turn." And she just LOST it, cursing, calling me names, and the people waiting their turn were defending me, and she would turn around and curse at them, telling them to shut the f*ck up, and mind their own buisness... blah blah. Finally I got the Department head, a Captian I might add... and she was escorted out of the hospital by security...

Gah... How can people behave like this? LOL
 

Dr_Girlfriend

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Originally Posted by laneyyy
LOL! These are great! =P\

I have a similar story about a lady that thought she was the almighty and powerful. Her last name will always stick out to me too... Soaringhawk. Like, an Indian cheiftess os something...I think she thought she was. Anywho... I used to work at a Laboratory as a Phlebotomist, and every morning when I would go in to open, there would be a full house, like already full of people wanting to have labwork drawn. Well, I would open, and get started on everyone... All a sudden, I hear the front desk buzzer go off, and its you-know-who. I would ask if there was anything I could do to help her, and she would immeadiately ask for me to pull her up, and draw her labwork. Well, the lab waiting room was obviously full of people who are waiting, and I tell her she will have to take a number and have a seat... and this lady just flies off the handle, saying "do you know who I am?" and "I am a Commander's wife" and "Who are you to tell me what to do, you are just a lowly E-3, go get your supervisor" and just making this huge scene with everyone looking at her, and making a fool out of herself. I told her "I am the supervisor of the day, and its just the policy and its polite to wait your turn." And she just LOST it, cursing, calling me names, and the people waiting their turn were defending me, and she would turn around and curse at them, telling them to shut the f*ck up, and mind their own buisness... blah blah. Finally I got the Department head, a Captian I might add... and she was escorted out of the hospital by security...

Gah... How can people behave like this? LOL


Because people are f-ing nuts. I had another bizarre encounter when I was 18 and touring Georgia State University and putting my application in. It's in downtown Atlanta and not the easiest place to navigate... driving or walking.
I was with a friend so we decided to just walk around. We were walking back to the Marta station and had to stop at a crosswalk. This guy and his friends were across the street and one of them asked me if I would press the button for the crosswalk. I looked at it and there's not a button... it's set on a timer. I yelled that to him from my side of the street and he lost his damn mind! "What the fuck bitch?!? Rude ass cracker!!!" What the hell??? And he was white... Still can't figure that one out. My friend wanted us to cross to the other side of the street to avoid having to walk by them. I didn't want to do that and I wanted them to know that they didn't scare me... but I was actually petrified! But we crossed by them and they didn't do anything... go figure.

ETA: Yeah, I ended up at Auburn instead...
 

stronqerx

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LOL WHAT A NUT !

Last time i went to subway, my man and me left so upset because the girl who worked there was soo rude to me. I wanted a philly cheese stake so bad, and usually when i get it, they heat the meat up first and then put it in the bread. So the girl forgot to heat up the meat before and then she asked me....'do you want your bread toasted?' so i answered..'no' then she goes to me screaming at the top of her lungs looking at me like if im retarded and about to smack me 'IT HAS TO BE TOASTED THE MEAT IS COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'....im like 'okayyy so heat it up, why bother asking them if it has to be toasted, plus isn't the meat supposed to be heated before?". Mind you i was in utter shock and didnt even answer her in a rude manner. She got mad, i thought maybe i took it the wrong way or maybe she didnt give me an attitude (i just couldn't believe what just happened), but i looked at my man and he just stood there with his face beet red, and shaking his head. So then he grabbed me and said to her 'NEVER MIND WE DONT WANT IT ANYTHING..BYE' and then she screams 'R U SERIOUS? OMG U STUPID BITCH' i was like what the helllllll i didnt even say anything it was him !!!.....crazy ppl man lol
 

Calhoune

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I don't have a really bad one but my b/f and I were at Walmart and we had just finished our shopping and took our items to a register. An older lady was already there with items kinda spread all over and her cart very inconveniently parked right infront of the register, I don't even know what she was doing she was just staring down into her purse, not taking the bags the lady at the register had packed for her.
So, in order for us to even be able to pay for our stuff my boyfriend takes the cart (with nothing in it) and slowly pushes it maybe 30cm away, just enough for us to step up to the register, it's still well with in her reach, probably even in a better position for her since she would easily be able to get the bags in now and SHE FLIPS.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? This is my cart!!! Why are you touching my cart!?!? GET YOUR OWN. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE."

Shit son.
 

ohnna-lee

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LOL WHAT A NUT !

Last time i went to subway, my man and me left so upset because the girl who worked there was soo rude to me. I wanted a philly cheese stake so bad, and usually when i get it, they heat the meat up first and then put it in the bread. So the girl forgot to heat up the meat before and then she asked me....'do you want your bread toasted?' so i answered..'no' then she goes to me screaming at the top of her lungs looking at me like if im retarded and about to smack me 'IT HAS TO BE TOASTED THE MEAT IS COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'....im like 'okayyy so heat it up, why bother asking them if it has to be toasted, plus isn't the meat supposed to be heated before?". Mind you i was in utter shock and didnt even answer her in a rude manner. She got mad, i thought maybe i took it the wrong way or maybe she didnt give me an attitude (i just couldn't believe what just happened), but i looked at my man and he just stood there with his face beet red, and shaking his head. So then he grabbed me and said to her 'NEVER MIND WE DONT WANT IT ANYTHING..BYE' and then she screams 'R U SERIOUS? OMG U STUPID BITCH' i was like what the helllllll i didnt even say anything it was him !!!.....crazy ppl man lol


Don't you hate it when jealousy rear it's ugly head!


I worked at Subway... you do usually heat the meat. I typically ask for bacon and chicken breast, they have never thrown it in afterwards. Cause you know hot avocado and lettuce are to die for! :
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I've got you beat on the stupidity part though, I went to Subway and asked for a sandwich I think it was a BMT with everything on it. Without hesistation she says okay and starts assembling the sandwich. I glance away and when I look back she has every single freakin condiment on this bread. I was shocked... and a wee bit disturbed. Is your day really that bad!?!? I told her kind of while having this smirk on my face.... I can't eat that. She said "you said you wanted everything!" I replied "I didn't mean literally" She tossed it and I kept my eyes peeled while she made me a new one. Poor girl, I can only imagine what was going through her mind.

Cause BBQ sauce, Mayonaise, Ketcup and Musturd are so yummy together.
 

ms.marymac

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Because people are f-ing nuts. I had another bizarre encounter when I was 18 and touring Georgia State University and putting my application in. It's in downtown Atlanta and not the easiest place to navigate... driving or walking.
I was with a friend so we decided to just walk around. We were walking back to the Marta station and had to stop at a crosswalk. This guy and his friends were across the street and one of them asked me if I would press the button for the crosswalk. I looked at it and there's not a button... it's set on a timer. I yelled that to him from my side of the street and he lost his damn mind! "What the fuck bitch?!? Rude ass cracker!!!" What the hell??? And he was white... Still can't figure that one out. My friend wanted us to cross to the other side of the street to avoid having to walk by them. I didn't want to do that and I wanted them to know that they didn't scare me... but I was actually petrified! But we crossed by them and they didn't do anything... go figure.

ETA: Yeah, I ended up at Auburn instead...


There are some batshit crazy people in downtown Atlanta, not to mention Midtown. lol! I had some nutbags chase me through town in their car b/c they were CONVINCED I backed into their car...ugh...I think I would have noticed if I had hit something when I backed out. I finally stopped at a light, exchanged a few words, and then they started flirting and asking where they could get drugs.
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joey444

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I would've died laughing at his dumb ass!! I swear, I don't know what happens to people when they get old, but old people are senile!!
 

Dr_Girlfriend

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There are some batshit crazy people in downtown Atlanta, not to mention Midtown. lol! I had some nutbags chase me through town in their car b/c they were CONVINCED I backed into their car...ugh...I think I would have noticed if I had hit something when I backed out. I finally stopped at a light, exchanged a few words, and then they started flirting and asking where they could get drugs.
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LOL that's pretty damn typical!!!

Yes they are batshit insane!!! There's the guy down by the Botanical Gardens that wears a marching band hat, marching band top, and a yellow tutu ALL THE TIME.... f-ing bizarre but hilarious! Especially when he's got his little baton and marching down the sidewalk to the beat of a very, VERY different drummer.

Also, there used to be a guy that would just dress in either a speedo or spandex biking shorts and prop himself on a lightpole everyday on Ponce and just stand there... all day. I mentioned this to one of my Dad's friends of how weird that was and I was told that he'd been doing that for at least 20 years....
 
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