Dummies roll deep

[Lauren1981]

me:
last week i got home and pointed my remote for my car at my house trying to unlock my front door......

my bff:
just left the gas station was trying to unlock her car door but was pointing her remote at the gas pump.....

me:
i answered the phone at work and the guy goes "hey this is chris at______" i said "i'm doing good how are you" WTF?? he never even inquired as to how i was doing but i obviously wanted him to know

by bff:
went with a friend to talk to her professor about something. when they left, her friend told the professor to have a good day. my friend waved good-bye to the professor but turned to her friend and said "you too".........

these are just some randoms of what can happen when you've got too much sh*t going on in your head.
so unorganized. lol!!!!

 

[xsnowwhite]

hah i know what you mean! I can say some really stupid things and I dont even realize. Like the other day I was so focused on something that I grabbed the wrong car keys and started crying when my car wouldn't start!! haha i felt so stupid.

 

[Dizzy]

I once told a professor that my favorite color was shiny.
Don't feel so bad.

 

[OfficerJenny]

While eating popcorn from a bowl, water from a glass

*dips hand in popcorn* omnonom
*dips hand in popcorn omnomnom
*dips hand in glass* That's not right.....

 

[xxManBeaterxx]

roflmao @ everyones responses, it put a smile on my face xP

 

[TISH1124]

I tried dialing my Mom 3 times using the calculator keys...then right before I was about to call the phone company from my cell to find out why I did not have a dial tone..I figured it out.

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Haha great thread! I do dumb shit alllll the time.

When I was little, during Christmas time: I was on the couch, coloring and eating a candy cane. Suckin on the candy, coloring the picture. back and forth. For some reason I bit a huge chunk out of the crayon. Purple is not a yummy crayon.

When food delivery guys deliver food to my house, theyll say something like "enjoy". And I say "you too"

I may as well invite them in for dinner! lmao...Im so stupid

Ill think of more later

 

[TISH1124]

^^I always say you too, too...so out of habit...One guy said sorry to hear about your grandmother passing you are in my thoughts..I said thanks you too. WTF

 

[mymacmenagerie]

I was watching one of the Star Trek movies with a friend. The scene was of 2 of the characters walking around on a "new planet." Being all into the movie I blurted out, "hey..that looks like they filmed that on Earth!"...Well no shi*t..what other planet have you been to? LOL

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

haha this thread is great. Makes me smile since I do goofy shit like this constantly.
My most common one is "Where are my glasses" when I'm wearing them xD

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

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Originally Posted by TISH1127 ^^I always say you too, too...so out of habit...One guy said sorry to hear about your grandmother passing you are in my thoughts..I said thanks you too. WTF

lmfao, My you toos could never beat that one!
I always say "you too" when the ushers take my tickets at the movies and tell me to a good time :x

 

[CantAffordMAC]

Quote:

Originally Posted by IDontKnowMomo lmfao, My you toos could never beat that one! I always say "you too" when the ushers take my tickets at the movies and tell me to a good time :x

Oh snap, my you toos couldnt beat that one either. Damn Tish! The subject of conversation wasnt funny, but...you too??

Lmao!

Oh geez, this is going to be my favorite thread. Im almost crying.

 

[Starbright211]

I went to Sonic one time and the kid comes around and asks if I want Ketchup or Mints, my reply... Pickles... Uh, yeah.

 

[jdechant]

You know when your having a bad day when you line your eyes with your lip liner.. lol..unfortunately its a true story...

 

[OfficerJenny]

XD @ You too

I say you too to everything
especially when it's like
Waiter: Here you go, enjoy your meal!!

Me: Thanks! You too!!

Waiter: *Pause and then walk away*

 

[purrtykitty]

LMAO...I am totally guilty of the "you too"...my brain is so fried right now, I can't even remember the stupid sh*t I've said lately

 

[nelyanaphonexia]

This thread just made my day! I luv y'all! I've had a terrible day because my computer ate my thesis I've been working on. I just had to take a break and visit my buddies on specktra. Good thing I came across this and not some sad thread or a rant.

Anywho, I've done LOADS of silly things. I do the 'you too' thing all the time. And usually at hte worst people.

example:
my fiancé and I were buying a new car!!!!
Car Salesman: Now Y'all enojy your new car!
Fiance: Thanks!!!!

Me: Thanks! You too!!!

Car Salesmen: ?????

?????
I didn't even realize I told him to enjoy our new car until we left. Then I felt like a moron.


The other day I did the "you too" thing when I bought a new pair of sunglasses at the sunglass hut. The dude working there not only wasn't gonna share my sunglasses with me, he probably wouldn't be caught dead in them. They were HUGE sparkly Dolce & Gabanna shades. <3


I always feel like a moron when I misspell my name because I'm writing too fast. Imagine. In a few weeks(!!!) I will have a new name to spell wrong.

Once I even wrote my BFFs name instead of mine. I felt like a psycho.


The worst is when you are trying to be clever and it fails.
example:
I was trying to hide behind a book in an airport from this overly chatty dude who had been talking to me for hours.
me: ooh! I will "read" a book! *pulls out book, flips to random page*

dude: *walks up* hey...is that a good book?

me: mmhmm.....

dude: what's it about?

me: early Renaissance art history. It's super boring.

dude: how are you reading it?

me: ?????....in English????

dude: no...it's upside down.

me: *CRAP!*

yeah. totally happened to me. I felt SOOOOO stupid. I think I ran away and hid in a bathroom where he couldn't find me until my flight boarded. I was grateful my seat wasn't next to him....

This was not really on me, but funny none the less:
I was at a frat party with some of my friends my freshman year of college. We met some cute frat guys, one of whom was from London! Cute boy + cute accent = AWESOME. So, one of my good friends buddies is from the UK and we thought they would like to hang out with us sometime. So, we got his number and made plans. The next week (or whenever) when we phoned him some weird dude answered. But he said our friend would meet us at our dorm to go out. So, when we all met up, my friend's UK friend asked him the usual "where are you from" questions etc. Very quickly we all realized he wasn't from London, he wasn't from anywhere in the UK, and he didn't have a cute British accent. Total Liar! When he realized that we figured him out, he just got up from the bar/pub place we were and left like it happened all the time. Turned out he was trying to use an accent to get with girls. Gross dude, funny story!

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Originally Posted by OfficerJenny XD @ You too I say you too to everything especially when it's like Waiter: Here you go, enjoy your meal!! Me: Thanks! You too!! Waiter: *Pause and then walk away*

omg. I was a waitress for a long time, and you wouldn't believe how many people do that.

I usually just smiled and walked away. What they didn't know was that the restaurant I worked at let the waitresses take home food for free....so their "you too" wasn't completely in vain!!!

 

[PuterChick]

First of all, I love the title of this thread!!! and the subject, makes me laff...

I do lame things more than I like to admit. One, that I can remember at this moment, looking all over for keys when I have them in my hand!!

 

[OfficerJenny]

omg
while talking on my celly

WHERE THE HELL IS MY PHONEEEEE?!?!?!

 

[xsnowwhite]

^ haha I have been known to do that several times!

I know I have way more stupid moments but I can't think of them on the spot. haha I will have to add more