Dummies roll deep

[Rennah]

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Originally Posted by mtrimier My grandmother is the Queen of the you toos, but this one made us both almost pee our pants laughing: The phone rang and she answered. The caller asked to speak to James (her husband), and she said "I'm sorry. He's dead, can I take a message?" Everything just went quiet and I could hear the guy on the other end of the phone say, "Um, no, but thank you ma'am." She calmly hung up the phone and I said: "Bob? You just offered to take a message for Grandpa." "Yeah." "Okay. Grandpa. GRAND. PA." "OH MY GOD! He's DEAD! I JUST ASKED TO TAKE A MESSAGE FOR A DEAD MAN!" We fell out in the kitchen at that point, and I had to stop her from trying to *69 the guy to apologize to him and ask if he wanted to try the living James, her son instead.

You call your grandma "Bob"?

 

[TISH1124]

^^ I thought the same thing...but didn't want to ask....

 

[Holy Rapture]

Okie now .. This is by far the bestest thread here

I am a total dummy! M dying wid laffter and am in office!!

I do such stuff ALL THE TIME. Can't remember much ryt now ... Too busy laffing! But, yes, tried to flip channels on TV wid my cell fone, entered a # to call, put da fone to my ear n wondered wotz takin so long to connect, having my wallet in my hand n searchin all oer the planet (nearly died cryin!!)

 

[TISH1124]

Why was my sister and I trying to figure out why her mouse was not working this morning...she kept moving it around and around so we checked the connection ....plugged in...I said well it's wireless anyway...check the battery....OK after trying to open it...why did we both suddenly realize it was her PED EGG and not the actual mouse.... Not sure who is dumber me or her!!! Let's go with HER because she's older...