Ever feel like a hot mess?

[Hilly]

Before I was 21, i had the opportunity to get into a bar without getting carded..granted it was a Monday night and I had a Law exam, i didnt care! I went to class in my hoe clothes, still drunk , and had to take a #2 so bad that i just filled the scantron in and left before i went in my pants. LOL sure i failed the test, but I will always remember (or not so much) my first night at a bar.

 

[luvsic]

enigmatic...

for some reason that crazy Honduran exchange student part really got to me.

And hilly...I seriously laughed out loud when I read that.

omg girl!! were all of those hot law students staring at you? I would have been so mortified...but it's moments like these I'll remember from college. And although I don't want to do repeats of them too often, looking back and laughing at them are some of the best memories.

 

[enigmaticpheo]

haha and you would not believe this guy. an absolute classic ladies' man. and that night there were like 10 girls and 2 guys there. and myself, roomie and friend were sitting with the honduran guy spilling our heartbreak stories. and I remember (we all had wine from plastic cups and limoncello LOL classy!) I was upset about my ex and he like pinched my chin and went, "cheer up, you are beautiful, he did not deserve you!" it was, in retrospect, HILARIOUS.

 

[MissAlphaKitty]

Quote:

Originally Posted by chocolategoddes I think we're gonna need a "Team Hot Mess" smiley now. jk

I'm down with that team!


in recent years...
i notice when something really emotionally traumatic happens in my life

(usually it's my own fault)

i stab myself
well not literally

boyfriend #2 = vch
miscarriage = deep christina, triangle (botched & retired), asscrack dermal implants 1, 2 & 3
boyfriend #4 = 2nd set ear pierced
boyfriend #4 again = asked about getting belly button, my piercer was like "u don't already have that one done?"

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

Yeahhh we DO need a Hot Mess smiley :3

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissAlphaKitty I'm down with that team! in recent years... i notice when something really emotionally traumatic happens in my life (usually it's my own fault) i stab myself well not literally boyfriend #2 = vch miscarriage = deep christina, triangle (botched & retired), asscrack dermal implants 1, 2 & 3 boyfriend #4 = 2nd set ear pierced boyfriend #4 again = asked about getting belly button, my piercer was like "u don't already have that one done?"

Hope those booty dermals don't reject D:
They're cute. I want one haha.

 

[MissAlphaKitty]

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Originally Posted by IDontKnowMomo Hope those booty dermals don't reject D: They're cute. I want one haha.

They are good and over a year old so they aren't going anywhere

And thanks! I love my Bedazzled Bum

And just so there's no confusion,
I think the definition of Hot Mess that applies to the ladies and gents of this board is:

"When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty. "

 

[lulabelle]

Quote:

Originally Posted by IDontKnowMomo Yeahhh we DO need a Hot Mess smiley :3

and apparently one with lots of piercings... in unique places!

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulabelle and apparently one with lots of piercings... in unique places!

I have no piercings currently xD
Considering getting both nostrils done, though.
And I still have like 12 holes in my ears but I don't wear jewelry in them.

 

[Hilly]

I love piercings. I have had a lot of body piercings..but have taken them out over time. I am achin to get a new one tho

 

[tara_hearts]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissAlphaKitty I'm down with that team! in recent years... i notice when something really emotionally traumatic happens in my life (usually it's my own fault) i stab myself well not literally boyfriend #2 = vch miscarriage = deep christina, triangle (botched & retired), asscrack dermal implants 1, 2 & 3 boyfriend #4 = 2nd set ear pierced boyfriend #4 again = asked about getting belly button, my piercer was like "u don't already have that one done?"

Holy crap those are the hottest piercings ever. I'm totally lemming now...

 

[NutMeg]

I'm craving either my nipples or a triangle... But I tend to play with my piercings, and I have a decent amount of scarring on my navel especially. And I really don't want that to happen somewhere else that I love more.

 

[mtrimier]

well damn. i have no interesting piercings, no college walks of shame, and no boxed wine.

I suppose my HAM moment involved 13 shots, an impromptu parade with my car being used as a float in the parking lot of an elderly community and refusing to throw up in the kitchen sink because I had to do the dishes first.

And I did the dishes. Washed with one hand, kept the other over my mouth and nose; even put them in the dishwasher, then threw up in the sink.

I was a guest in the house and am weird like that.

The next morning we all recounted what we could, went to outback and had frozen cocktails. My friends wondered why the sink was so clean. hee!

 

[IDontKnowMomo]

 

[chocolategoddes]

i want piercings but my mom said she'll kick me out of the house if i get any.

 

[OfficerJenny]

;-;
I'm weird.
I wanted my bridge or nostril pierced for like, 2 years.
My mom finally says I can get it and I really do not want it anymore e_e

but I so do at the same time T_T

 

[MissAlphaKitty]

Quote:

Originally Posted by chocolategoddes i want piercings but my mom said she'll kick me out of the house if i get any.

I know where ur mom is coming from and bless her heart

(gawd, I'm dating myself LOL)

Quote:

Originally Posted by IDontKnowMomo I have no piercings currently xD Considering getting both nostrils done, though.

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Originally Posted by OfficerJenny I wanted my bridge or nostril pierced for like, 2 years.

no baby.... not on your pretty faces

That's why make up is soooo awesome...

put it on all you like, wash it all off when you're done

Body Mods (along with tattoos) are pretty permanent & therefore can be considered serious business. And even though piercings can be taken out, there is scarring left behind to be considered...

Do you really want a scar on your face?

I didn't get pierced til I was 24, (and even though I'm an adult and i'm 33 now ) I make damn sure all my body piercings are placed so that my mother will never see them. (Bless her, she doesn't need me to upset her)

ps. don't want to preach just please make very careful choices for yourself

 

[OfficerJenny]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissAlphaKitty I no baby.... not on your pretty faces That's why make up is soooo awesome... put it on all you like, wash it all off when you're done Body Mods (along with tattoos) are pretty permanent & therefore can be considered serious business. And even though piercings can be taken out, there is scarring left behind to be considered... Do you really want a scar on your face? I didn't get pierced til I was 24, (and even though I'm an adult and i'm 33 now ) I make damn sure all my body piercings are placed so that my mother will never see them. (Bless her, she doesn't need me to upset her) ps. don't want to preach just please make very careful choices for yourself

I definitely agree. I want them, but I love my face with no modifications XD
Maybe I'll just get my nipples

 

[luvsic]

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Originally Posted by mtrimier well damn. i have no interesting piercings, no college walks of shame, and no boxed wine. I suppose my HAM moment involved 13 shots, an impromptu parade with my car being used as a float in the parking lot of an elderly community and refusing to throw up in the kitchen sink because I had to do the dishes first. And I did the dishes. Washed with one hand, kept the other over my mouth and nose; even put them in the dishwasher, then threw up in the sink. I was a guest in the house and am weird like that. The next morning we all recounted what we could, went to outback and had frozen cocktails. My friends wondered why the sink was so clean. hee!

no need for any college walk of shame settings, cause your story definitely owned mine

 

[NutMeg]

Well if you want college shame stories...

Last year I lived in a dorm, on the second floor right above the entrance to my house. I was also right across from the Commons Block, where about a thousand students in my complex ate their meals, got their mail, etc. Basically, everyone walking by could see into my room if the blinds weren't down, and everyone ended up walking by throughout the day. I usually left my blinds open because I liked the sunlight. See where this is going?

Last year I was also in a long distance relationship, and my bf came to visit at one point after we hadn't seen each other for two months. Suffice it to say that about two minutes after he walked in my door we were going at it like wild people. The next time I was hanging out in my lounge, several of my floormates laughingly informed me that we hadn't closed the window, and likely a couple hundred people had seen us have sex. They said it was hot, which I thought was hilarious.

I've always wanted to have sex with people watching me, I just would have liked to know about it while it was happening.