funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..

[kaexbabey]

hey guys i'm just bored here .. what funny things does your sig. other say about your makeup?

for example, my husband makes fun of me and says "go watch your smoke screen eyeshadow tutorial on youtube." lol. i have NO idea where he got "smoke screen" from. and today, he said oh you're wearing that slime-ers again .. he meant slimshine haha. weird guy.

how bout you?

 

[florabundance]

LOL @ "go and watch your smoke screen tutorial", that's hysterical

The only thing my baby has ever said that made me laugh loosely regarding make up was:

HIM: So, what have you been up to?
ME: Ohhh yesterday I went to MAC
HIM: *Laughing* You went where?
ME: MAC...like, MAC Cosmetics?
HIM: Oh, I thought you were trying to be cool and shorten MacDonald's

he's special lol

 

[Hilly]

My fiance is always telling me to stop buying MAC and start buying CVS makeup because it all looks the same. PSYCHEEEEEEEEE!

 

[NicksWifey]

Nick always tries to throw away the MAC boxes whenenver the UPS man brings them.
Just yesterday, he was watching me do my makeup. He had already watched me put on my foundation, then my mineralize skinfinish natural and then I was just getting ready to put on blush and he was like "What the hell, you just put all of that shit on already." Haha.
Then, I was lining my lips and he was like "Why do you use it, it's not doing anything?" Then once he saw the end result he asked: "Who do you get so pretty for anyway?"
I was going to work and I explained to him, I like to look presentable and that I got pretty for myself, nobody else. I do my makeup for ME not for anyone else

 

[Beauty Mark]

"You're wearing makeup?"

Totally serious, no sarcasm.

I had purple and pink eyeshadow with glitter. It was obvious I was wearing makeup

 

[Lizzie]

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Originally Posted by florabundance LOL @ "go and watch your smoke screen tutorial", that's hysterical The only thing my baby has ever said that made me laugh loosely regarding make up was: HIM: So, what have you been up to? ME: Ohhh yesterday I went to MAC HIM: *Laughing* You went where? ME: MAC...like, MAC Cosmetics? HIM: Oh, I thought you were trying to be cool and shorten MacDonald's he's special lol

I seriously "loled" at that.

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Originally Posted by Hilly My fiance is always telling me to stop buying MAC and start buying CVS makeup because it all looks the same. PSYCHEEEEEEEEE!

My BF used to be like that, but now he sees the light. He's my enabler.

I'm pretty sure he actually listens to me when I babble about makeup. Actually, I think I've made a monster. One day we were at the supermarket and the checkstand woman was wearing blue eyeshadow. When we were in the parking lot, he was like "she really needed to blend her eyeshadow more, huh?"

That's pretty much when you know you he's the one.

 

[VDUB*BELLA]

"So this blush stuff goes on your eyes?"

(okay I know some of us DO wear blush as eyeshadows but he really thought a blush is an eyeshadow)

Atleast he tries

Anytime I have any type of lipglass or lipstick on he calls it "lip shits"

 

[elegant-one]

Smoke Screen LOL!

fortunately my dh supports my whole love of makeup. Every time I get a new package, he'll say, "is it another pink lipstick?"

The funniest thing with him is that I have this 1/2 inch ledge about 6 inches up from the counter in the main bathroom that goes all along the whole counter top & on this little ledge I have all my favorite color lippies & glosses. But, if he goes in there at night in the dark to flip the light switch on, he hits them by accident & they fall all over the place like dominoes. Its funny cause you can hear them crashing & him grumbling. So, I wait (laughing to myself)...comedic timing...wait, he just about has them all put back up on the ledge...then I say, "I hope you put those back in the right color order!... hahahahah...silence from him. Makes me laugh every time.

 

[k.a.t]

^ lol that's too funny, poor guy..

 

[rbella]

I guess it isn't anything he says, it is more his attitude. Every time I get a package from MAC or come back from the store, he grabs the receipts to calculate how much work he had to do that day to pay for it. He owns a home inspection company and whenever he goes to work he'll say, "today I'm going to do 1 1/2 inspections to pay for your eyeshadow, ok?" And I say "Great, thanks sweetie. If you could do a few more, that would be great."

 

[elegant-one]

^^^hahaha

This is a great thread because I think men are really really funny about the whole thing...from us wearing it - to buying it

 

[rbella]

^^^I agree. He is actually pretty good about helping me decide if it looks ok. I will ask him if he likes my makeup for the day, and he'll make me get in the "natural light" so he can diagnose my face. He'll let me know if my "face looks to dark" or if "my lipstick looks weird with my eyeshadow" and he'll even tell me to go "buff out my blush". HAhahahahah!! He got that from listening to me talk to my friend about the benefits of the kabuki!!!

 

[gigglegirl]

wow Rbella thats a pretty good combo of you two--a realtor and a home inspector! *awwwww*

I have no stories to share, no man in my life

 

[nursee81]

my dh just wants to know if i will ever in my life time use up all of my mu......

 

[rbella]

^^^I bet you will get one soon enough missy! You're too awesome! If you lived in Houston, I'd set you up with lots of men! I'd be your pimp.

He owned the company before I became a Realtor. I used to sell spinal implants to surgeons. I quit and didn't work for a year to be a housewife, but was bored off my ass. So, I became a Realtor! Unfortunately, I can't use his company to do my inspections, it is considered a violation. Oh well...But, at least we have a lot to talk about after work!!!

 

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by rbella ^^^I agree. He is actually pretty good about helping me decide if it looks ok. I will ask him if he likes my makeup for the day, and he'll make me get in the "natural light" so he can diagnose my face. He'll let me know if my "face looks to dark" or if "my lipstick looks weird with my eyeshadow" and he'll even tell me to go "buff out my blush". HAhahahahah!! He got that from listening to me talk to my friend about the benefits of the kabuki!!!

I have tears in my eyes from laughing...especially the buffing

LOL

 

[TDoll]

He is really understanding about my makeup obsession and doesn't mind me buying it and usually doesn't mind going with me sometimes to buy it, but the funniest thing happened in Vegas. He knows how much I love mac...obviously. But one day we passed a Sephora and I was like, "oooo I want to go in here." and he was like, "babe they don't even sell MAC in there..." lolol...like he was all trying to talk me out of it. I think he was tired. But we went in anyway.

And sometimes it's not even what he says...whenever we go to the MAC store, he'll act all uninterested, but then I'll catch him looking at all the colors out of the corner of his eye, like all nonchalant. Occasionally he'll poke stuff, like eye shadows when he thinks I'm not looking.

We were near my vanity area the other day and he was all like picking up the brushes and when he picked up my skunk brushes he was like, "what do these even do?" and I explained and he was like, "why do you have 3?" So I explained and told him how I use one of them for my Fix+, and he was like, "I like to spray it on...I mean, don't you just like spraying it?"....lololol. I KNEW he was using it in the bathroom! I caught him using it once, but now I know he's using it more. He's such a guys guy too which is hilarious. He tries so hard to understand...
Now I've got to convince him that it's actually a "makeup product" and not just a super cool face spray that sits on our counter so he doesn't use it up!

 

[Divinity]

My guy is so supportive of my addiction to MAC. He genuinely looks at my FOTDs and gives compliments on the ones he likes. I did show him pictures once as I was compiling my portfolio and he crinkled his nose at one in which my eyes were closed and said "Your eyelashes look dead." ???

 

[florabundance]

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Originally Posted by TDoll Occasionally he'll poke stuff, like eye shadows when he thinks I'm not looking.

that is freakin hilarious!!! oh gosh, i can't stop loling

 

[VDUB*BELLA]

Awwwwww all these stories are great I love reading them.
Gosh we love our boys hehehehe

and he has his toys anyways (he just bought his THIRD car!

) So there is no way he can complain about my MAC addiction

(I'm a car girl too but no where spend as much money on my car as he does on his cars)