funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..

[blindpassion]

My boyfriend called my lipglass "glue" the other day
Which is kind of a good way to describe MAC lipglasses... as sad as that is hahaha.

 

[val-x]

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Originally Posted by Lizzie I seriously "loled" at that. My BF used to be like that, but now he sees the light. He's my enabler. I'm pretty sure he actually listens to me when I babble about makeup. Actually, I think I've made a monster. One day we were at the supermarket and the checkstand woman was wearing blue eyeshadow. When we were in the parking lot, he was like "she really needed to blend her eyeshadow more, huh?" That's pretty much when you know you he's the one.

That made me lol!

 

[LoveMac26]

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Originally Posted by florabundance LOL @ "go and watch your smoke screen tutorial", that's hysterical The only thing my baby has ever said that made me laugh loosely regarding make up was: HIM: So, what have you been up to? ME: Ohhh yesterday I went to MAC HIM: *Laughing* You went where? ME: MAC...like, MAC Cosmetics? HIM: Oh, I thought you were trying to be cool and shorten MacDonald's he's special lol

Haha. I had a similar situation but it went like this:
(On the phone))
Him: What are you doing?
Me: I'm at Mac right now.
Him: Do you think you could pick me up a couple white t-shirts?
Me: At Mac? This is a makeup store. Not clothing.
Him: Oh. I thought whenever you mentioned Mac in the past you were just abbreviating Macys.
Me: Wow.

 

[esmeralda89]

my bf tells me when i cry because sometimes im just so sentimental "dont cry bc you will ruin your makeup" and he wipes my tears to prevent runny mascara

 

[grlygrlnyc]

One day my BF came home really proud of himself and told me that he had been a good boyfriend b/c he had gone out to buy me paints and crayons. Since I was student teaching at the time I literally thought he got paints and crayons for my classroom. So I thanked but didn't think much of it. The next day when I opened the bag he brought I saw the small MAC bag and realized he meant to say he has gotten me some paint pots and shadesticks.

I guess he assumed that since one was called a paint pot the other "logically" were crayons!!!

 

[candi17]

My husband likes to come up with names for my eyeshadow combinations. He'll tell me to close my eyes so he can see the colors and then he will say something like "I'm going to call this one powder puff surprise".
He comes up with some very strange names!

 

[kobri]

omg I'm laughing so hard at these!

 

[MACGIRL68]

Ok you might want to sit down for this one, as I almost fainted when I was asked this question by my husband. I have one of those huge (approximate 4 foot tall) 7 drawer plastic tote on wheels (bought at Wal-Mart) I use to store all the MAC I have purchased in the last year. I was getting ready to go out one night with my husband. He is watching tv and me put my make up on and asks, "Do you think you have $400. worth of make up in there?" Please keep in mind that I have been buying MAC for a little over one year, and have bought entire collections, and multiple of my favorite items from many collections and the permanent line. Every drawer is plum full and I am considering another tote to sit right next to it. And that is not even where the brushes live.

 

[LoveMac26]

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Originally Posted by MACGIRL68 Ok you might want to sit down for this one, as I almost fainted when I was asked this question by my husband. I have one of those huge (approximate 4 foot tall) 7 drawer plastic tote on wheels (bought at Wal-Mart) I use to store all the MAC I have purchased in the last year. I was getting ready to go out one night with my husband. He is watching tv and me put my make up on and asks, "Do you think you have $400. worth of make up in there?" Please keep in mind that I have been buying MAC for a little over one year, and have bought entire collections, and multiple of my favorite items from many collections and the permanent line. Every drawer is plum full and I am considering another tote to sit right next to it. And that is not even where the brushes live.

I guess in this case, "what he doesn't know won't hurt him." These stories are great!

 

[TDoll]

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Originally Posted by MACGIRL68 Ok you might want to sit down for this one, as I almost fainted when I was asked this question by my husband. I have one of those huge (approximate 4 foot tall) 7 drawer plastic tote on wheels (bought at Wal-Mart) I use to store all the MAC I have purchased in the last year. I was getting ready to go out one night with my husband. He is watching tv and me put my make up on and asks, "Do you think you have $400. worth of make up in there?" Please keep in mind that I have been buying MAC for a little over one year, and have bought entire collections, and multiple of my favorite items from many collections and the permanent line. Every drawer is plum full and I am considering another tote to sit right next to it. And that is not even where the brushes live.

HAHAHAH! My husband and I were having a similar discussion tonight. I was telling him about going shopping in a few days and that there are a lot of mac collections coming out soon and he was like...OOOOOH lord...haha.
Bad thing is, mine actually understands how much it's all worth. Then we were talking about how much money worth of his toys are JUST in the living room (tv, game consoles, stereo equipment, etc.) and his attitude changed REAL quick...haha. I think thats why hes so supportive of it and doesn't mind me buying so much makeup. It makes him feel better about spending so much on other things.
If I were you, I would let him think it's worth that much. You don't want to send him over the edge...lol.

 

[Divinity]

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Originally Posted by MACGIRL68 Ok you might want to sit down for this one, as I almost fainted when I was asked this question by my husband. I have one of those huge (approximate 4 foot tall) 7 drawer plastic tote on wheels (bought at Wal-Mart) I use to store all the MAC I have purchased in the last year. I was getting ready to go out one night with my husband. He is watching tv and me put my make up on and asks, "Do you think you have $400. worth of make up in there?" Please keep in mind that I have been buying MAC for a little over one year, and have bought entire collections, and multiple of my favorite items from many collections and the permanent line. Every drawer is plum full and I am considering another tote to sit right next to it. And that is not even where the brushes live.

Yeah...if my hubby knew how much I spent on MAC in this past year alone I would be in deep doody...

 

[pat]

My boyfriend has gotten use to my MAC addiction.. It's pretty funny when he tries to "act" like he knows what he's talking about when it comes it makeup.
For example he'll make fun of me and say like, "Your "o-zone" isn't shiny." (t-zone) hahahahahah

Just yesterday he said, "Hey, isn't there a new MAC collection coming out soon?"
Me: Yeah, I'm going this Wednesday. It's called Starflash
Him: What is it called? Seastar?

hahahahah he's stupid

Or he makes fun of me when I talk about new collections, he even makes names for them. The "Papi" collection (fafi).. hahah

When I'm on vacation he always tells me, "When you come back you'll find your makeup eaten by Rocky and Simon (my two pups). then he'll do an evil ass laugh. hahahaha

This one time though, he was looking inside my makeup kit and pulled out my Oak lip liner, I told him I was going to put some on him and he said "No, I can do it myself." and he did! hahahahahahahaha I was hella laughing, then he said "Is it poppin?!" Then he rubbed his face all over my pillow, effing idiot. hahahaha

 

[BeautyPsycho]

ahaha that's funny... o-zone...

I imagine hearing it and it sounds like "ozone"

 

[CantAffordMAC]

My boyfriend also used to tell me not to cry, because I'd mess up my makeup.

And I would put on my lips, and he'd always want to kiss me, but I wouldnt want to mess up my lips, so he'd poke his lips out and I'd do the same, so we would give a very light peck so my lips would stay done

And he'd always take out my lash curler, and he would ask me to do it for him, because he wanted his lashes to be curled. So Id do it for him and show him how to do it.

And his brows are really light so I always wanted to fill them in, and one day he let me do it so i used my Rimmel eyebrow pencil and filled them in, and tweezed a couple hairs/arched them, and they looked pretty good, he liked them

Aaaaaand I painted his toenails blue once while he played video games.

And when we broke up, he told me that he couldnt walk through the mall and past the MAC store without thinking of me...

I miss him so much. he used to always say dumb things about my makeup but I cant remember any of them.

 

[florabundance]

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Originally Posted by CantAffordMAC And when we broke up, he told me that he couldnt walk through the mall and past the MAC store without thinking of me...

awww

that's the sweetest thing ever.

 

[andreacvbb]

this is such a funny thread....

my boyfriend always tell me that he is only with me to buy me mac stuff and see me happy....

he is really cute....he always wait patiently when i am just watching at the mac counter...

if we see an advertisement on tv about bourjois (he thinks its funny)
he ALWAYS askes me " u dont like boujois? why?"
are u asking me why? whyyy???

so one day we were sitting around and i take a cheap blush brush and a mac blush brush....put on his face first the cheap one....
then the mac one and said: thats the difference.....

he dont tell me nothing now....

he understands it

so if ur bf dont understand that,
just asked him: what do u like better? dvd or blueray?

the other day i was looking at some mufe eyeshadows and
he was like: ohh nooooo!!! u are being unfaithfully to mac!!!
thats make me lought...he is such a cutie...

 

[jbid]

my husband always confuses mac with mcdonalds, macintosh,etc and i always tell him "when i say mac, i mean MAC".
so, last night i was watching csi ny. he comes in on a commercial break and he tries to change the channel. and i cry "no! mac (gary sinise) is taken hostage!"
he was like "what?! MAC is taken hostage?" and he made a cute stupid face pointing me the bathroom (where all my MAC lives)! i laughed so hard!

 

[mslips]

"Keep buying 20 dollar eyeshadow that yer just gunna wash right off!"

*sigh*..

 

[BeautyPsycho]

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Originally Posted by jbid my husband always confuses mac with mcdonalds, macintosh,etc and i always tell him "when i say mac, i mean MAC". so, last night i was watching csi ny. he comes in on a commercial break and he tries to change the channel. and i cry "no! mac (gary sinise) is taken hostage!" he was like "what?! MAC is taken hostage?" and he made a cute stupid face pointing me the bathroom (where all my MAC lives)! i laughed so hard!

Omg... that made me LOL so hard!

 

[florabundance]

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Originally Posted by jbid my husband always confuses mac with mcdonalds, macintosh,etc and i always tell him "when i say mac, i mean MAC". so, last night i was watching csi ny. he comes in on a commercial break and he tries to change the channel. and i cry "no! mac (gary sinise) is taken hostage!" he was like "what?! MAC is taken hostage?" and he made a cute stupid face pointing me the bathroom (where all my MAC lives)! i laughed so hard!

LOL that is so adorable