funny things your husband/bf/whatever has said about makeup..

[Prinsesa]

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Originally Posted by hello_kitty Heh, I suppose! I got him talked into a lot of stuff from the Hello Kitty collection, using Valentine's Day and our wedding anniversary (which is Feb 29th... so doesn't even exist this year, haha) as an excuse for him to spend all that money. He just laughs and goes "OK." His help is greatly appreciated, though. Sometimes I'm scared of breaking something, so I give it to him, so if it breaks, I have someone to yell at

OMG You just gave me a GREAT idea to have him buy me the Kitty collection!! Omg thanks to you ahha

 

[X4biddenxLustX]

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Originally Posted by hawaii02 Ignorance is pure bliss when it comes to my husband and makeup. I had my e-mail open to Urban Decay's Book of Shadows. The computer locked up and I asked him to take a look at the pc. Husband saw what my e-mail was open to (minus the images because it was in my spam box) and said "UD Book of Shadows?? That sounds like a computer virus."

LOL. At least UD book of shadows sounds alot prettier than a Trojan on your computer!

 

[zzoester]

haha, this thread is cracking me up.

Just this morning, I was on my laptop (checking email!!) and we were planning on going into Seattle for the day but I still had 2 hrs to get ready before we had to leave. He goes, "are you going to get ready soon?" *he knows I take at least 1-1.5hrs!*, I say, "yeah, in just a minute!!" and he responds, "what - do you have to go on youtube first to help you decide how you are going to do your makeup today??"

lol.....and I think he was being serious.

 

[X4biddenxLustX]

^^LOL!

I hate when people call me on my phone period, but especially when I am watching makeup vids on youtube. They'll be like wat are you doing? I'll tell them that I'm watching makeup vids and they'll be like again?! but you watch them everytime were on the phone together!

 

[lesreid2]

We were just sitting at Olive Garden last night and discussing make-up when my husband goes "will you wear ALL those eyeshadows in this lifetime?"

I had to explain to him that I wear at at least 3 at a time so unless I was dying next week(to that he said I'd better not be)I will wear them all in this lifetime.

 

[zzoester]

Last night my hubby and I were in Seattle and stopped at Sephora where I picked up a mascara, some lip gloss and BEST OF ALL (!) the UD Ammo palette that I've been wanting. So, today I go to give it a try and told him he could decide which colors I'd try out first. He's like, "purple". I'm like, "yeah - well pick like three"....and he just looks at me like 'WTF....' and I had to explain that I use many different colors at a time. At least 3 and probably more like 4-5 each day and he just looks at me like I'm crazy! lol

So I ended up doing purple (Grifter) but did Last Call in the crease and used a lot of Oil Slick on the outer half of each lid. And btw I love polyester bride as a highlight!! Totally <3....but anyway, we went out and about and I asked again how he liked my eyes and due to all the purple/black/slight maroonish tint from Last call bleeding just above Oil Slick on top of my crease and blended up towards my brow, it apparently looked like someone had socked me in both eyes.
*But it really didn't look like that. Well, you ladies would think it was executed well.

lol

 

[sayah]

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Originally Posted by zzoester he responds, "what - do you have to go on youtube first to help you decide how you are going to do your makeup today??"

 

[Makeupaddict88]

Whenever I go to MAC or Sephora, he always just hands over the money and goes, I'll be over here. And then when I come out he's like, "JAMIE what did you get, what did you get!!?? Like I think he gets more excited than I do. And since he finally got his precious car back on the road (long story, his car is like his girlfriend and I'm the other girl haha) he's been hounding me to get eyeshadow in STi blue (aka the color of his car) so he can have me do an EOTD look specifically for him. Men.

 

[kdemers1221]

these stories are too funny.

so i dont know if any of you watch xsparkage on youtube but she started the whole super hero series. the only video i made my boyfriend watch was one of her super hero looks. so now everyday as a joke my boyfriend asks me "what super hero are you wearing today?"

 

[Zeastlake]

This is the most adorable & hilarious thread I've ever seen on here !!!

 

[wifey806]

well it wasn't about MY makeup, but he saw how little the 88palette from CS is (on someone's train case thread) and asked if it was makeup for Barbies lol. So cute