Originally Posted by Shimmer I love Rocky. I could watch 1, 2, 3, and 6 right now and be happy doing it. 4 and 5 sucked ass but...meh. We can't expect perfection.
Nope I'm going to have to go with Chuck on this one. Unless it's a zombie version of Rocky. Then we'd wind up with zombie chuck and zombie rambo. Baaaaaaad juju man real bad.
Originally Posted by Shimmer W/e.
I won that one through logic and application of reasonable expectation of natural cause and effect.
To get down and dirty on this one.
Chuck Norris is too busy pushing his total gym on tv and traveling with Mike Huckabee to train and stay in shape. Meanwhile Stallone is shooting HGH and killing fools with his bare hands.
Stallone kills Chuck by breaking his plastic surgery implants in his face and then tearing out his throat with his bare hands.