He's got it right.

[Trunkmonkey]

*evil grin*

nope not talking about zombies EVER again *holds up trophy and plans trip to Disneyland

 

[Shimmer]

Like I said, whatever. You totally did not win that.
The virus would mutate and the sharks would catch it and then become zombie sharks, then it would mutate and the sea gulls would catch it and bring it back to land, and humans wouldn't even be safe on your super protected island.
VIRUSES MUTATE DAMMIT.

 

[Trunkmonkey]

Hey YOU were the one that said lay off the zombie talk. The scoreboard speaks for itself.

*signs autographs

 

[Shimmer]

This is getting nowhere.
There's evidence to substantiate the argument that viruses mutate. There's no evidence to substantiate the idea that living on an island makes you safe because of the ocean.

 

[Trunkmonkey]

*talks to reporters, thanks God and teammates, pours champagne over head, high fives with the owner

 

[Shimmer]

You should be ashamed of yourself, giving people false hope like that.

 

[Trunkmonkey]

Hey I'm not telling anybody what to do. I just have a plan. And it's a good plan to keep me and my family alive. *kisses trophy

 

[Shimmer]

Yes alive in that it's just a matter of time before they're swarmed