I seriously want in on this top secret PM club!! I had to make four separate orders and will probably still go to the store launch.. enough is enough damn it! Actually having to put in any effort whatsoever is upsetting me.
I want someone to pre-select items for me based on a cell phone selfie of my face in bad lighting.. items that will be perfect for my complexion and style. And then I want someone to send me a message when they're available along with my personalized list. And if I happen to miss the message I want hourly updates of where and when the next restock will be. And I want it for free! No strings attached.